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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3739525

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



This month is the peak of the MMA drought for the year. I think the fight I'm most looking forward to is Ali Bagautinov vs. Joseph Benavidez or Stipe Miocic vs. Ben Rothwell because nothing else - not even really the LHW title fight - is doing much for me. Good luck to you all and I hope to see you on the other side of this month.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Fabricio Werdum


Light Heavyweight Champion Daniel Cormier


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler


Lightweight Champion Rafael dos Anjos


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Interim Feather Champion "Notorious" Conor Mcgregor


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey


Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jędrzejczyk

Upcoming Events:
UFC 192 - October 3
UFC Fight Night - October 24


Credible news sources:
http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
http://www.mmajunkie.com
http://www.fightopinion.com
http://www.mmapayout.com
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com
Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
http://www.fightmetric.com
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting

mewse posted:

If MMA can land a proper new york venue I will eat a hat

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STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

austin 3:16 says shut up. shut hte fuck up. where is my beer. i need hel

so when do we go hat shopping for mewse

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
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Is that RDA pic from the Pettis fight?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

rip lord of space

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Snowman_McK posted:

Is that RDA pic from the Pettis fight?

It looks like Terry Etim.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
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Dr. Abysmal posted:

It looks like Terry Etim.

I think you're right. And I should remember, that armbar he eventually got him with was ridiculous. It just didn't look like Etim's weird gangly body. Must be from that period when he started to eat things.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!



I love this sport, and am excited about this weekend's card.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


such a weird crop of champions

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?



Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Nice! posted:

rip lord of space

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


-Atom- posted:

such a weird an awesome crop of champions

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."



However #UFC192 goes you can bet Gus will be saving the galaxy alongside Cortana on 10/27 #halo5

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

You're a credit to your community!

Snowman_McK posted:

Is that RDA pic from the Pettis fight?

Anthony wouldn't be caught dead with leg hair.

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.


I'm highly anticipating the release of Jon Jones from the terms of his bail conditions, and also the release of halo 5 on 10/27 #halo5

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
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tesilential posted:

Anthony wouldn't be caught dead with leg hair.

Somebody here described him as looking like a young pharaoh, and one of my mates described as looking like the son of a sleazy nightclub owner and I cannot pick which describes him more accurately.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Mr. Nice! posted:

rip lord of space

Woah wait wtf?

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

austin 3:16 says shut up. shut hte fuck up. where is my beer. i need hel

his profile isnt around anymore

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009


Snowman_McK posted:

Somebody here described him as looking like a young pharaoh, and one of my mates described as looking like the son of a sleazy nightclub owner and I cannot pick which describes him more accurately.

He actually is a nightclub owner. It's where he picks up women for his uncle.

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Snowman_McK posted:

Somebody here described him as looking like a young pharaoh, and one of my mates described as looking like the son of a sleazy nightclub owner and I cannot pick which describes him more accurately.

He is a sleazy night club owner. But he is from the very ghetto part of milwaukee. His parents for sure didn't own anything he didn't buy post-UFC payday.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


I'm gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild then I'm gonna play halo 5 with you like you're my natural first born son whom I love dearly

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
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Tezcatlipoca posted:

He actually is a nightclub owner. It's where he picks up women for his uncle.

He had that goatee and the universe conspired to make sure he was a nightclub owner. Pogononative determinism.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx


Uriah Hall is replacing Bisping at UFC 193

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

by Lowtax


RoyNelsonUFC posted:


Back from the doctor, hand is broke. Will heal up with the love & support of the Country Club Fans

Yowch.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

So BJ Penn called out loving Nik Lentz on UFC Tonight and says he wants to make a 145-pound comeback to piss off Mike Dolce.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


Well Lentz was a Dolce guy right? I think that's the reason for the call out. But they might as well do Penn vs Dolce.

I dunno if the Penn that showed up to Edgar 3 could hang with any top featherweight these days. As much as I'd like for Penn to go out on an impressive win I think he's gonna embarrass himself even more if he comes back. So he shouldn't.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011



Hello sir, what brings you to weight watchers?

*Don't say revenge don't say revenge don't say revenge*

"Revenge"

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




Maybe BJ Penn should stick to his walking weight of 205 and fight Dolce at LHW instead of this even worse idea he currently has.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.


CarlCX posted:

So BJ Penn called out loving Nik Lentz on UFC Tonight and says he wants to make a 145-pound comeback to piss off Mike Dolce.

I trust BJ Penn's completely upright stance will truly be able to overcome a man who is a 145 pound Jon Fitch.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!


Pettis looks like the mayors son in true detective season 2

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
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Lid posted:

I trust BJ Penn's completely upright stance will truly be able to overcome a man who is a 145 pound Jon Fitch.

I remember Evan Dunham tricking him into having a good fight and Mendes almost dying of the cold in the middle of beating him unimpressively. I have no other memories of Nik Lentz.

Northjayhawk posted:

Uriah Hall is replacing Bisping at UFC 193

Yessssss

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

Lid posted:

I trust BJ Penn's completely upright stance will truly be able to overcome a man who is a 145 pound Jon Fitch.

Nik Lentz's only UFC stoppage victories will be Waylon Lowe, Eiji Mitsuoka and BJ Penn, and it will be sad but also really funny.

Northjayhawk posted:

Uriah Hall is replacing Bisping at UFC 193

Uriah Hall is going to murder the gently caress out of Gegard Mousasi only to lose a tepid decision to Robert Whittaker and nothing will ever better encapsulate him as a fighter.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Lid posted:

I trust BJ Penn's completely upright stance will truly be able to overcome a man who is a 145 pound Jon Fitch.

Well it looks like he's training in Kings MMA now (or at least hanging around cordeiro) so with a good training cam...



poo poo I fell for the trap

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Nik Lentz has a corgi, and even with that, he's not beloved on the internet.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


CarlCX posted:

Uriah Hall is going to murder the gently caress out of Gegard Mousasi only to lose a tepid decision to Robert Whittaker and nothing will ever better encapsulate him as a fighter.

I like Whitaker for causing pain to Colton Smith, but we all need to hope that Uriah comes out guns blazing and pushes his poo poo in. I really don't want to watch three rounds of Uriah waiting for an opening against a counterstriker.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


BJ Penn "stands up" for what's right, by announcing to the public his intentions to punch and kick a guy because of another, different guy who buys broccoli for people for a living

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




Triticum Guzzler posted:

BJ Penn "stands up" for what's right, by announcing to the public his intentions to punch and kick a guy because of another, different guy who buys broccoli for people for a living

BJ Penn having a vendetta against people who like vegetables is one of the least surprising things I can imagine.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


JOURNALIST: BJ, BJ over here. You've had a storied career, and the last story of it was that you stood around like a loving idiot getting your rear end beat while imagining yourself in some kind of invisible torture rack designed to stretch you to the proportions of Semmy Schilt for reasons that nobody understood or cared about. With that in mind, what does this fight with Nik Lentz mean for that story?

BJ Penn sits motionless with no expression as the frilly little tablecloth covering the front of the lovely tables on the stage at the MGM Grand parts directly in front of his groin to reveal a Punch and Judy puppet show where both puppets are Roy Jones Jr.

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009





Is Serra mad because Dolce stole all of his TRT?

The Duck of Death fucked around with this message at Oct 1, 2015 around 13:38

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Uriah Hall just makes me anxious now because I'm just waiting for him to let us all down.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Captain Log posted:

Woah wait wtf?

He tried to scam some people on SA-Mart and was permabanned

http://forums.somethingawful.com/ba...p?userid=103205

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at Oct 1, 2015 around 14:32

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Le Saboteur posted:

Uriah Hall just makes me anxious now because I'm just waiting for him to let us all down.


The trick is to assume from the get-go he's going to poo poo the bed and freeze up. That way he can only meet or exceed expectations.

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