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tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Work Friend Keven posted:

I wonder whats more pointless hunting someone who's been dead for 70 years or becoming the best fighter who weighs less than a full size dog.

The other short jokes were dumb but this one was really funny.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So DC and Jon Jones got into it on Twitter this evening and seemingly agreed to an unsanctioned fight at Jackson MMA tomorrow.

Chain_of_Dogs
Aug 24, 2015

Le Saboteur posted:

So DC and Jon Jones got into it on Twitter this evening and seemingly agreed to an unsanctioned fight at Jackson MMA tomorrow.

I read it as an unsanctioned wrestling match, but I also haven't slept in 48 hours so maybe that has something to do with it.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG :3:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Le Saboteur posted:

So DC and Jon Jones got into it on Twitter this evening and seemingly agreed to an unsanctioned fight at Jackson MMA tomorrow.

And the winner of the American Kickboxing Academy best costume award is...

Daniel Cormier as Rodney King!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

EmmyOk posted:

The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG :3:


That's what happens when you take the women 1,400 km away to "breed with" and leave the Irish men behind

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

EmmyOk posted:

The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG :3:


I know Connor the real fighter could kill the mountain but gently caress that's still a...what do we call it in the south...a big loving problem to have walking towards you.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Conor: "What da gently caress am I gonna do wit a caravan wit no wheels? Tell ya what. Oi'll foight ya far it."

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

outy posted:

Conor: "What da gently caress am I gonna do wit a caravan wit no wheels? Tell ya what. Oi'll foight ya far it."

hahaha nice

Chain_of_Dogs
Aug 24, 2015
Dags.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

EmmyOk posted:

The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG :3:

Nice Kumite.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Dana is probably watching this with gritted teeth.

http://youtu.be/Aaehn1aY8Ig

"Whadya mean you've lost him? It's not like he's a set of facking car keys."

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
this forum would be better off with more Guy Ritchie quotes

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Does anyone else have Golden Brown by The Stranglers stuck in their head now?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776

Now he's just sitting outside signing autographs.

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 31, 2015

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

outy posted:

Dana is probably watching this with gritted teeth.

http://youtu.be/Aaehn1aY8Ig

"Whadya mean you've lost him? It's not like he's a set of facking car keys."

"Start at the bottom an' work yer way up!"

Solid cornering.

El Roncho posted:

Does anyone else have Golden Brown by The Stranglers stuck in their head now?

I do now.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Le Saboteur posted:

DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776

Now he's just sitting outside signing autographs.

Lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Le Saboteur posted:

DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776

Now he's just sitting outside signing autographs.

There was no way this wasn't going to turn into a fistfight so it's probably for the best

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP
lol at jon jones getting mad at that photoshop

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Le Saboteur posted:

DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776

Now he's just sitting outside signing autographs.

Man so many people on twitter hate DC for being champ. It's not his fault Jones is a terrible human being and got stripped of his belt by the terrible human being in charge of the UFC. :v:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i try not to get upset at most mma fans being stupid idiots

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Lmao he showed up

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
His photoshop showed up

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Le Saboteur posted:

DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776

Now he's just sitting outside signing autographs.

Lol! What a champion, leading by example.

(Please tell me it's not a shop I'm on my phone)

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



outy posted:

Dana is probably watching this with gritted teeth.

http://youtu.be/Aaehn1aY8Ig

"Whadya mean you've lost him? It's not like he's a set of facking car keys."

It's pretty clear that Thor was not at all happy with those body shots. Those did not look pleasant.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Le Saboteur posted:

DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776

Now he's just sitting outside signing autographs.

DC owns so much

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol http://www.mmamania.com/2015/10/31/9650220/vitor-belfort-new-version-trt-im-on-true-revival-touch-ufc-mma

Vitor posted:

"I was starting my treatment and had approval from my doctor and with the UFC. They need someone to step into the fight and I offer myself. I share all my tests -- all my exams -- with them and one went public. I think they share my privates. Everything got approval; I never hide anything from anybody, you know, in the media. I always receive them in my house. I always receive them very open and I talk about it and I never try to handle anything -- I share everything that I knew. In that fight, I approval from the UFC and the commission, you know, I had everything set. I came with no training to fight Jon Jones. I almost submit him in the fight and to tell you the truth, I don't know anything to say. This is the truth and I think when you deal with that, you just gotta know people say things and some people will say different things, but the truth is the truth. I learn in the bible that the truth [will] set you free. I'm not running away from the media. Ariel Helwani got invited, just like you guys, to do a private interview. He didn't want to come. We invited him to the press conference -- he didn't want to come... I'm still in the treatment. I'm still in TRT, but I have a new version for that. You guys want to hear? It's true revival touch. Make me alive, you've got to get that!"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Vitor appears clutching a dog-eared copy of "the secret" in one hand and a pristine, unread bible in the other. "I am 100% open and honest, as I have always been," he chants repeatedly to nobody in an empty room. Slowly, his chanting begins to incorporate the phrase "actually, Ariel didn't want to interview me." Finally, as he begins to speak in tongues about his balls, we see Vitor in a mirror, an idealised reflection as he perceives himself to be: Moses clutching stone tablets, but with a cool new haircut that he invented to glorify Christ and also Vitor Belfort.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



I love reading Vitor Drama because directly afterwards I always go watch this video and feel better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhkoqvXMd9k

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
nice steroid admission

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i'm still doing steroids, but doctor say can pass if don't look like toxic avenger. ariel is welcome but wife say no, reluctantly. i all for open.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Skip My Posts posted:

Lmao he showed up

nothing gets passed you

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

-Atom- posted:

nothing gets passed you

You talking to your lower intestine or what? Go see a doctor, man.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

UFC November - Share My Privates

outy
Aug 27, 2004

UFC November - Bigfoot and the Hendersons

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

-Atom- posted:

nothing gets passed you

Past*, retard

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Skip My Posts posted:

Past*, retard

I understand correcting his spelling.. but theres no need to sign the man's posts for him...

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I was a past retard. I mean, I still am, but I was as well.

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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
We're back http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749528

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