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Work Friend Keven posted:I wonder whats more pointless hunting someone who's been dead for 70 years or becoming the best fighter who weighs less than a full size dog. The other short jokes were dumb but this one was really funny.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:54 |
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So DC and Jon Jones got into it on Twitter this evening and seemingly agreed to an unsanctioned fight at Jackson MMA tomorrow.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:55 |
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Le Saboteur posted:So DC and Jon Jones got into it on Twitter this evening and seemingly agreed to an unsanctioned fight at Jackson MMA tomorrow. I read it as an unsanctioned wrestling match, but I also haven't slept in 48 hours so maybe that has something to do with it.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:02 |
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The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:04 |
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Le Saboteur posted:So DC and Jon Jones got into it on Twitter this evening and seemingly agreed to an unsanctioned fight at Jackson MMA tomorrow. And the winner of the American Kickboxing Academy best costume award is... Daniel Cormier as Rodney King!
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:28 |
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EmmyOk posted:The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG That's what happens when you take the women 1,400 km away to "breed with" and leave the Irish men behind
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:32 |
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EmmyOk posted:The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG I know Connor the real fighter could kill the mountain but gently caress that's still a...what do we call it in the south...a big loving problem to have walking towards you.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:14 |
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Conor: "What da gently caress am I gonna do wit a caravan wit no wheels? Tell ya what. Oi'll foight ya far it."
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:31 |
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outy posted:Conor: "What da gently caress am I gonna do wit a caravan wit no wheels? Tell ya what. Oi'll foight ya far it." hahaha nice
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:45 |
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Dags.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:27 |
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EmmyOk posted:The Mountain from Game of Thrones was messing around at SBG
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 14:07 |
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Dana is probably watching this with gritted teeth. http://youtu.be/Aaehn1aY8Ig "Whadya mean you've lost him? It's not like he's a set of facking car keys."
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 19:34 |
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this forum would be better off with more Guy Ritchie quotes
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 19:45 |
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Does anyone else have Golden Brown by The Stranglers stuck in their head now?
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:40 |
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DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776 Now he's just sitting outside signing autographs. Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 31, 2015 |
# ? Oct 31, 2015 21:21 |
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outy posted:Dana is probably watching this with gritted teeth. "Start at the bottom an' work yer way up!" Solid cornering. El Roncho posted:Does anyone else have Golden Brown by The Stranglers stuck in their head now? I do now.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 21:23 |
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Le Saboteur posted:DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776 Lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 21:32 |
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Le Saboteur posted:DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776 There was no way this wasn't going to turn into a fistfight so it's probably for the best
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:24 |
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lol at jon jones getting mad at that photoshop
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:27 |
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Le Saboteur posted:DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776 Man so many people on twitter hate DC for being champ. It's not his fault Jones is a terrible human being and got stripped of his belt by the terrible human being in charge of the UFC.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:50 |
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i try not to get upset at most mma fans being stupid idiots
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 23:28 |
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Lmao he showed up
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 23:33 |
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His photoshop showed up
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 23:50 |
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Le Saboteur posted:DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776 Lol! What a champion, leading by example. (Please tell me it's not a shop I'm on my phone)
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 00:31 |
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outy posted:Dana is probably watching this with gritted teeth. It's pretty clear that Thor was not at all happy with those body shots. Those did not look pleasant.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:00 |
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Le Saboteur posted:DC showed up to Jackson MMA and Jon Jones ducked him. https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776 DC owns so much
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 10:24 |
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lol http://www.mmamania.com/2015/10/31/9650220/vitor-belfort-new-version-trt-im-on-true-revival-touch-ufc-mmaVitor posted:"I was starting my treatment and had approval from my doctor and with the UFC. They need someone to step into the fight and I offer myself. I share all my tests -- all my exams -- with them and one went public. I think they share my privates. Everything got approval; I never hide anything from anybody, you know, in the media. I always receive them in my house. I always receive them very open and I talk about it and I never try to handle anything -- I share everything that I knew. In that fight, I approval from the UFC and the commission, you know, I had everything set. I came with no training to fight Jon Jones. I almost submit him in the fight and to tell you the truth, I don't know anything to say. This is the truth and I think when you deal with that, you just gotta know people say things and some people will say different things, but the truth is the truth. I learn in the bible that the truth [will] set you free. I'm not running away from the media. Ariel Helwani got invited, just like you guys, to do a private interview. He didn't want to come. We invited him to the press conference -- he didn't want to come... I'm still in the treatment. I'm still in TRT, but I have a new version for that. You guys want to hear? It's true revival touch. Make me alive, you've got to get that!"
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 11:19 |
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Vitor appears clutching a dog-eared copy of "the secret" in one hand and a pristine, unread bible in the other. "I am 100% open and honest, as I have always been," he chants repeatedly to nobody in an empty room. Slowly, his chanting begins to incorporate the phrase "actually, Ariel didn't want to interview me." Finally, as he begins to speak in tongues about his balls, we see Vitor in a mirror, an idealised reflection as he perceives himself to be: Moses clutching stone tablets, but with a cool new haircut that he invented to glorify Christ and also Vitor Belfort.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 11:32 |
I love reading Vitor Drama because directly afterwards I always go watch this video and feel better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhkoqvXMd9k
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 11:52 |
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nice steroid admission
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 12:08 |
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i'm still doing steroids, but doctor say can pass if don't look like toxic avenger. ariel is welcome but wife say no, reluctantly. i all for open.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 12:11 |
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Skip My Posts posted:Lmao he showed up nothing gets passed you
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 13:35 |
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-Atom- posted:nothing gets passed you You talking to your lower intestine or what? Go see a doctor, man.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 15:17 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:lol http://www.mmamania.com/2015/10/31/9650220/vitor-belfort-new-version-trt-im-on-true-revival-touch-ufc-mma UFC November - Share My Privates
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 17:04 |
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UFC November - Bigfoot and the Hendersons
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 17:40 |
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-Atom- posted:nothing gets passed you Past*, retard
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 17:47 |
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Skip My Posts posted:Past*, retard I understand correcting his spelling.. but theres no need to sign the man's posts for him...
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 17:50 |
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I was a past retard. I mean, I still am, but I was as well.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 18:19 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:35 |
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We're back http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749528
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