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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
DC, after I win you will get released too early and a bunch of nerds will tweet angrily about it. Just like #HALO5

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
DC when I knock you out your heart and soul will leave you and you will be bad forevermore. Kinda like #HALO5

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I always knew Hendricks was full of poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
One of the fighters on the mmafighter twitter round up said the kidney stones are a sign of a bad diet. Is that true?

I've known people with bad diets who got them but I'm an American so everyone I know has a bad diet.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I needed a boutique reason to not like Hendricks so i went with disliking him for making the team takedown business model look legitimate.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bundt Cake posted:

The Bigg Nothingg

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
How is Ronda going to be able to deal with being the star of a hollywood production about her life if being misrepresented on TUF drove her mad for a while? Somehow I doubt it's going to be a zach snyder/watchmen style recreation of the boom.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
She was talking to Rogan or somebody about how she would have walked off that show if it wasn't for the fighters and she felt trapped. I'm guessing they weren't exactly being demanding of her schedule for FAST FURIOSO.

Starring in your own biopic sounds like TUF on steroids.

Edit : redditor is probably right, its been a while since then and TUF is probably produced by lame people.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bluedeanie posted:

"I'm not locked in this octagon with you," Kevin James said as he barfed onto Mayhem Miller's face. "YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!"

Lmao

I didn't even notice that typo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mewse posted:

They probably didn't have a camera with the correct attachments needed to film his colon

Yeah less and less productions are bothering with the wide anal lens anymore.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
At least when GSP left he had the manners to make it look like the division coincidentally almost caught up to him at the same time. Jones being a bad person agaaaaain.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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lol TAM couldn't deal with the new normal and sent the champ belt flying like they both were magnets with the same pole

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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threeagainstfour posted:

"Kinect Sucks Balls" - Everyone playing something other than kinect party

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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This is a treasure. We must preserve it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Platonic ideal bros exist and fight in the UFC.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
That relationship is going to fall apart as soon as he explains what he really meant about the time he saw Bigfoot and then had his memory mysteriously erased.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
It'd be more like that autopsy episode where they thought the kid strangled the mom but it turned out she had a bad seizure.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
He deserves that money for keeping Bryan Callen out of the rest of societies hair for a chunk of the day.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My fav was when Dodson hit Jonny Bedford so hard on TUF he forgot what state he was in.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I need a new av since he let milo yialouplionlisaulis on air.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Charles Gnarwin posted:

This is going to be awkward because the main job of the White House press corps is spinning poo poo.

lmao

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I didn't even think the original leave mark hunt aloooone post was real serious but I'm not gonna defend it if he doesn't want to.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ronda's mom is just toeing the official Judo association line: take your sports own momentum, turn slightly and let it pass over its chance to be relevant again, and then spike it hard into the ground.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Everyone who shows up to a zombie walk is an rear end in a top hat.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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mewse posted:

This is my zombie makeup. I am dead on the inside.

Node 1 - does it have a brain? Y, see node 2. N, see node 3

Node2 - eat it

Node3 - double check that it's not Diego, sway in place softly.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The dumb career moves awards for the past 2 years are proof this place knows whats up. At least in matters of fighters being dumb as poo poo.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Amir would kill cm punk

Im not even sure he could get past phil baroni but i think thatd be a good debut and Phil could maybe gently caress off afterwards once and for all.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Which Phil?

Exactly :smugdog:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hahaha Yoel Romero on the mma hour emphatically stating "no forGET jesus. GET."

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Rothwells promos are kinda stupid, but it would be much stupider to be a boring company man/woman like 80 percent of the roster.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Holy poo poo Joe Duffy/Aldo is a murder. They cant let that happen.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bluedeanie posted:

What is going on in this bizarre world

I know it seems impossible, but it's Trudeau.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wish Jon Jones would drunk drive into these posts too

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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origami posted:

Has Rashad of all people ever been known to possess a BRH?

It might have only existed for a second but the hit he put on chucks jaw looked like a special effect

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Must be a new rep, the old one knew none of Vitor's answers are coherent enough to be understood, much less get him in trouble.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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1st AD posted:

That would mean I'd have to sit through 3 hours of Ariel Helwani and, well, nope.

There's absolutely not a chance in hell Helwani let's a fighter slighting him sit that long.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I bet there's a lot of wide men in America who endorse Trump. Christie might be the only holdout.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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This halloween im going to be Indiana Jon Jones. It's the same as dressing as Indiana Jones but every once in a while you throw your whip in a random direction and then tell everyone you're a changed man.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I'm proud to live in a country where a man who hoards guns to guard against and oppressive and overbearing government can feel no shame or irony as he browbeats his neighbors for not conforming to the governments exacting standards for flag etiquette.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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quote:

@jeremybotter 1 minute ago

Mazzagatti spent extra time in the locker room verbally and physically explaining the rules to Palhares.

Lmao so they translated AND pantomimed out "DO NOT HOLD SUB TOO LONG" and he's still going in like "i didn't understand him"

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