MLB October 2015 N/V: Really, It's All Bullshit

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Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

No guys, acts of violence and aggression when you have also been wronged by someone are totally ok thats why I support all revenge killings and honor killings are super cool and good.

e: All this is making me think that the Cardinals winning the world series would not be all that bad

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MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

3 24 oz bottles of glacier freeze gather around the television, eyes wide in horror, as their father is brutally assaulted on national television and no one steps in. Oh the horror.

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Got him in the spout once, I noticed

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:42

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Intruder posted:

Got him in the spout once, I noticed

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:43

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Jake Arrieta actually gave Nori Aoki a concussion on an accidental HPB. It sucks but it happens, fortunately none of the Pirates players got hurt. It was lovely of the Pirates to retaliate against Arrieta, however.

Also Sean Rodriguez is a big angry baby man.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:45

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Id be mad too if I didn't know how to loving draw a walk.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:46

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Intruder posted:

Man the Astros could have had Bryant instead of Appel Imagine that infield, Bryant, Correa and Altuve then whoever you can find to play first base

Apparently the answer is still "nobody at all" to MLB Wizard Jeff Lunhow

e:

Paul Zuvella posted:

e: All this is making me think that the Cardinals winning the world series would not be all that bad

abort abort abort don't do it

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:47

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Paul Zuvella posted:

No guys, acts of violence and aggression when you have also been wronged by someone are totally ok thats why I support all revenge killings and honor killings are super cool and good.

e: All this is making me think that the Cardinals winning the world series would not be all that bad

Agreed

No more cubs meetup talk let them be miserable more in their holes

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:50

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Instead of talking about slides, make your postseason predictions: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3745799

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:53

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

There is a lot of hyperbole and anger in this thread. Lets just all take a step back and focus on the true evil incarnate of baseball, the Cardinals.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:54

A cool damn horse: Jan 25, 2009

I can't believe I'm rooting for the Cardinals, but gently caress the Cubs forever and ever. I hope they lose in the most crushing fashion possible and Fox or whatever cuts to a shot of grown men crying in a North Shore bar

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:55

Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

A cool drat horse posted:

I can't believe I'm rooting for the Cardinals, but gently caress the Cubs forever and ever.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:55

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Paul Zuvella posted:

Id be mad too if I didn't know how to loving draw a walk.

He didn't even get an at-bat lol

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:56

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Intruder posted:

The Gatorade cooler apologizes for its role in the incident

"He apologized, so whatever," the Gatorade cooler told reporters. "I really don't care. ... It's like brothers fighting. That's what happens."

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:57

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

I made the mistake once of rooting for the Cardinals

"Oh the Tigers will crush them anyway and gently caress Carlos Beltran lol look at that strikeout"

Never again

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:57

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

ALFbrot posted:

He didn't even get an at-bat lol

That's my favorite part of the whole thing along with him starting for his defense and then bobbling a catch.

shadok posted:

"He apologized, so whatever," the Gatorade cooler told reporters. "I really don't care. ... It's like brothers fighting. That's what happens."

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:57

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

ALFbrot posted:

He didn't even get an at-bat lol

Not sure what this has to do with the fact that he has a BB% of 2%.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:58

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

im glad people are embracing the cardinal way itt

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:58

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

shadok posted:

"He apologized, so whatever," the Gatorade cooler told reporters. "I really don't care. ... It's like brothers fighting. That's what happens."

This is gold.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:58

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

shadok posted:

"He apologized, so whatever," the Gatorade cooler told reporters. "I really don't care. ... It's like brothers fighting. That's what happens."

Fantastic.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:58

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

oh god gregg zaun and don cherry are in the same room abort abort abort

# ? Oct 8, 2015 19:59

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Popete posted:

There is a lot of hyperbole and anger in this thread. Lets just all take a step back and focus on the true evil incarnate of baseball, the Cardinals.

you get touchy when people mention starlin castro fleeing the country after being accused of rape

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:02

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Yaya posted:

oh god gregg zaun and don cherry are in the same room abort abort abort

Lol

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:08

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Groucho Marxist posted:

you get touchy when people mention starlin castro fleeing the country after being accused of rape

I can't figure out what this in reference too, he left before he was accused on a pre-planned trip and came back for the trial. I'm not gonna defend Castro on rape allegations that never went anywhere cause I know zero of the details like anyone else.

I like how he plays baseball.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:09

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

People who hate Cubs fans should be rooting for the Cubs to win the world series, because Chicago will literally burn to the ground if they do. It'll be like Boston's 2013 but in reverse

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:09

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

someone create a gameday thread so we can talk about Don Cherry ripping the wildcard and butchering Arietta's name

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:09

AegisP: Oct 5, 2008

gently caress yes, Don Cherry doing MLB casting, hahahaha

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:09

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Yaya posted:

oh god gregg zaun and don cherry are in the same room abort abort abort

Thanks for the trigger warning, I haven't turned on my TV yet.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:10

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

CANADIAN CONSPIRACY FROM MLB TO CLOSE THE DOME. MANFRED HATES CANADA.

hottest take and he's not even trying

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:10

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

BWV posted:

someone create a gameday thread so we can talk about Don Cherry ripping the wildcard and butchering Arietta's name

Commissioner Manfred tear down this wildcard . . . and also open the dome.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:10

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

I like how he plays baseball.

This week. Next week, who knows?

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:10

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

then again, if the Jays did want the dome open and the league said no that's bullshit.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:11

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

This week. Next week, who knows?

Its a roll of the dice but when he's on it's a lot of fun to watch.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:12

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

BWV posted:

someone create a gameday thread so we can talk about Don Cherry ripping the wildcard and butchering Arietta's name

make it yourself loser

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:12

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

gently caress off Commissioner Ranford. - Don Cherry

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:12

ChiTownEddie: Mar 26, 2010; Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

Reformed Pissboy posted:

People who hate Cubs fans should be rooting for the Cubs to win the world series, because Chicago will literally burn to the ground if they do. It'll be like Boston's 2013 but in reverse

I was going to say this. Chicago will cease to exist if they win it all.
I'm pretty sure I'll die along the way.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:13

Craptacular!: Jul 9, 2001; Fuck the DH

"Let's go to Josh Hamilton for a comment. Josh?"

"gently caress the Angels."

"Back to the studio."

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:14

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Hello people who don't read other threads! Get your official predictions in quickly! http://goo.gl/forms/UHRA0hGcxs :siren:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 20:15

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

MourningView posted:

3 24 oz bottles of glacier freeze gather around the television, eyes wide in horror, as their father is brutally assaulted on national television and no one steps in. Oh the horror.

Not sure why I made this, guess the idea of it just amused me.

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MOVIE MAJICK: Jan 4, 2012; by Pragmatica

Will there be a game day thread for the Jays?

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