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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
:stare: Yessss.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Laugh now, but in enough time nobody will recognize that as a spoof.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

TheScott2K posted:

Amy Schumer isn't the girl who stars in a porn movie with plot and has her face on the video jacket. She's the one who's in one of those videos where the dudes are on the other side of a wall and there's a counter in the corner of the screen.

What

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
This guy's hair is a pretty good joke though.

Edit: NICKI!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
She did a similar sketch on her show.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I love when they do the censored version live

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Good gravy

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Why hello there

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Surprise motherfucker

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Nikki Minaj showed up in her best "respect my opinions" outfit

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Holy boobs, Batman! :stare:

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Oh, Hi Nicki. I'm sorry your boyfriend got embarrassed by your friend that one time.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
lookit dat booty

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

TheScott2K posted:

I love when they do the censored version live

I still want you to explain that "other side of a wall" thing

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Nicki showed up too late to ask Miley what's good.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Fresh Like Zafo posted:

Oh, Hi Nicki. I'm sorry your boyfriend got embarrassed by your friend that one time.

Seriously how do you beef with loving Drake and lose

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Doctor Candiru posted:

I still want you to explain that "other side of a wall" thing

Gloryhole porn.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TheScott2K posted:

Seriously how do you beef with loving Drake and lose

By being loving Meek Mill

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"It's not supposed to cut to me after that."

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This is not the smoothest of segments but that cut was gold.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

"It's not supposed to cut to me after that."

Oh no it is. I told them to do that!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I think they've gelled pretty well together.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

"It's not supposed to cut to me after that."

"I told them to do that."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm already a fan of Solomon.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Retail Slave posted:

I think they've gelled pretty well together.

Yea they're pretty great together now.

Also solid Knicks burn.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I'm already a fan of Solomon.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
....the gently caress is this?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Retail Slave posted:

....the gently caress is this?

God dang.

Edit: I got a goldfish and he's my best friend in the whole world.

What's your goldfish's name?

I ain't got no goldfish.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Retail Slave posted:

....the gently caress is this?

I think it's like Jacob, if you had a friend like this this is the funniest bit in a while.

Soulwrangler
May 15, 2005

But the kids love us.
Got the wing worm.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I have no idea what they're trying to do with this character. But it needs to get off my tv.

Ceramics
May 26, 2014

i didnt like that at first but it grew on me

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I didn't like this at first but as it got more absurd it started working.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
accurate description of justin's donger

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Justin Beibers penis would fit right in in Congress. Because dicks.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



"How long did you look at that picture?"

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

Fresh Like Zafo posted:

"How long did you look at that picture?"

Che making GBS threads on Jost offhand is the best running gag WE has now.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I kinda want them to have TheWeeknd on again just to make that a recurring bit.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Need an old lady with a funny accent? It's Kate McKinnon here to kill with it!

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Need an old lady with a funny accent? It's Kate McKinnon here to kill with it!

This has been her bit since Big Gay Sketch Show and it's always wonderful. Just a crazy old woman who talks funny from some place you're pretty sure isn't a real country anymore.

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