Nightmare Fear Factory 2015: Yep, Again.

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Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I cringe at thinking about what kind of bubblegum comes with these cards.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 17:01

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:58

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I cringe at thinking about what kind of bubblegum comes with these cards.

Sir Nose posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 19:59

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ? Oct 7, 2015 20:03

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Elfface posted:

Well-played :golfclap:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 20:06

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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ThePutty posted:

lol

# ? Oct 7, 2015 21:24

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Jamoke posted:

Known for his amazing save statistic of 1,476 W - 2 L, the Cubs' closer set two Major League records
for highest strikeout percentage (99.7%) and for most batters hit by pitch (603).
Opposing players attributed both amazing accomplishments to not being able to stop looking at "those goddamn loving eyes" while at bat.

Despite a disappointing career of 2,153 games played and never having recorded a single out ever, it was not his lack of skills that earned him the nickname.
In fact it was possibly the most notable moment of his MLB tenure, when he bobbled a one-hop ground ball taking it in the groin causing him
to vacate his bowels on field mid-game, that garnered him the moniker (from his own teammates no less.)
Presently owns a chain of Tesla dealerships in the San Fernando valley.

The massive 6'4" 269 lber was not known so much for his performance on the field as he was for his antics off of it.
Perhaps his most famous and infamous stunt was the occasion when he answered a bet by eating 101 scrambled eggs in a single sitting at
a Denny's in Sacramento (as well as 14 plates of hashbrowns and a loaf of toast, though they were not included as part of the original wager.)
Died August of 1988 of massive coronary failure at age 27.

At one time a promising prospect from the Canadian leagues, his career was cut short due to injury.
While on vacation in Martha's Vineyard, Ashbury was accosted and blinded in one eye by a local vagrant after
refusing to share his last breath mint with the homeless man.
Police reports later revealed the mint was merely a rusted lighter wheel.
Retired, he now serves as a baptist minister in Montgomery, Alabama.

Once stabbed an umpire with a broken bat after being ruled "out" for leaving the base path.
Current whereabouts unknown.

I am laughing like an idiot waiting for my buddies to show up at the bar. I cannot 5 enough.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 21:25

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Can't... stop... 'shopping...

Somebody help me.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:24

FPzero: Oct 20, 2008; Game Over
Return of Mido

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Can't... stop... 'shopping...

Somebody help me.

I love it when old photoshop material shows up.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 03:30

Cuntellectual: Aug 6, 2010

IncendiaC posted:

The first Nightmare Fear Factory thread, People Getting Scurred, had a ton of good ones in it. Definitely worth checking out

It's a crime that thread wasn't goldmined.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 03:56

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

# ? Oct 8, 2015 04:07

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Love the second from the right guy's 'Blue Steel'.

I went through a different haunted house on Clifton Hill in Canada (I think it was Frankenstein's House of Horrors?) they had a similar 'jump-scare and snap a photo' room. My friend had the most :downs:

expression on his face, and I looked like I was eating an invisible sandwich. I am forever disappointed we didn't have funnier looking reactions.

It also makes me kinda sad, the pictures of people all by themselves. They don't have any friends that want to go get scurred with them.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 04:23

thewireguy: Jul 2, 2013

How do y'all keep topping yourselves year after year?

# ? Oct 8, 2015 04:59

Jamoke: Feb 13, 2010; HAMDINGERS

quote:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:15

cosmicjim: Mar 23, 2010; VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

It's a crime that last year's thread was closed on October loving 2nd. It loving ruined my month of October. I was too much of a scared bitch to make a thread about it or fuss about it.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:16

FPzero: Oct 20, 2008; Game Over
Return of Mido

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:24

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Canned Panda posted:

Someone make her the feral kid from mad max

I can't be bothered to do it myself

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:26

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

FPzero posted:

"Have at thee, pretender to the throne!"

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:30

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

I almost wish they would make that wall into a chroma key.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:49

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Jamoke posted:

Goddammit Jamoke, stop raising the bar.

(Seriously though, this is incredible.)

# ? Oct 8, 2015 06:47

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Any Mennonite sightings yet? Can't remember if it was last year or the year before they showed up. I hope they didn't get the word out to the other communities about the evil Canadian horror hole.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 07:25

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Detective Thompson posted:

Any Mennonite sightings yet? Can't remember if it was last year or the year before they showed up. I hope they didn't get the word out to the other communities about the evil Canadian horror hole.

I live smack dab in the middle of mennonite/amish country and most mennonites here are basically just normal modern people who do normal social things and have cell phones and poo poo they just happen to dress amishy and probably don't drink

# ? Oct 8, 2015 08:58

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

FPzero posted:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 09:04

Jamoke: Feb 13, 2010; HAMDINGERS

quote:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 10:50

The Mantis: Jul 19, 2004; what is yall sayin?

Jamoke posted:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 11:13

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ? Oct 8, 2015 12:13

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

14 INCH DICK posted:

DO IT.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 12:26

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

ThePutty posted:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:11

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

14 inch dick posted:

YOU RECOGNISE MY VOICE DON'T YOU HARTIGAN?

# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:14

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Canned Panda posted:

Dude in the middle is a prime candidate for that years-old teapot photoshop that someone just brought back, a few posts up.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 13:21

HackensackBackpack: Aug 20, 2007; Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:11

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Leofish posted:

Amazing.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:13

HackensackBackpack: Aug 20, 2007; Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:31

KingOfTheTramps: Nov 10, 2009; "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."