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Picnic Time again folks! Saturday's the day to come on down to Golden Gate Park for Greg's legendary burgs--30 at a time cooked with military precision, nice Greg! Weve got the horshoe pit reserved, and new games like the social media scavenger hunt! The wife and kids are welcome, and our weather machine will keep it nice and sunny for the free paddle boat that tools around Stow Lake. Don't forget to RSVP now and reserve your spot for the sack race and government manipulation contest! That's all you need to know---except the time ! Come on down at 11:00 it's gonna be gangbusters! |
# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:04 |
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no 26: wow they really outdid themselves with the invitation this year
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:05 |
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No 3: Gentlemen--*standing up, knocks over a goblet* No 41: more like the spilluminati everyone: hahahha classic
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:07 |
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No 30: remember last year when No 18 organized the barbecue? No 34: yeah no one could decode the invitation hahaha
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:10 |
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No 6: *rising out of the ground in a drill pod* I brought my roasted artichoke dip! No 12: (show off....)
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:11 |
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lmao |
# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:15 |
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No 48: ok put the water cooler over at the endtable and---wait did you fill this up with tap water... No 128: [sarcastically] oh noo, I emptied a hundred bottles of water into a water cooler. pfffft
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:16 |
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ron color posted:Picnic Time again folks! Saturday's the day to come on down to Golden Gate Park for Greg's legendary burgs--30 at a time cooked with military precision, nice Greg! Weve got the horshoe pit reserved, and new games like the social media scavenger hunt! The wife and kids are welcome, and our weather machine will keep it nice and sunny for the free paddle boat that tools around Stow Lake. Don't forget to RSVP now and reserve your spot for the sack race and government manipulation contest! That's all you need to know---except the time ! Come on down at 11:00 it's gonna be gangbusters! lol |
# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:18 |
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take my five!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:20 |
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no 64: dude we talked this youre not allowed to bring a plus one its part of the rules no12: come on man youve never met the guy hes really cool i swear zorgmog x: no its fine im actually kind of busy today anyway *flies away in a ufo*
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:30 |
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TWIST FIST posted:no 64: dude we talked this youre not allowed to bring a plus one its part of the rules
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:31 |
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try our dunk tank! your one chance to dunk james bond into a vat of acid! $1 for 5 balls
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:35 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:52 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:54 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 17:04 |
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#4 No I am not buying that you brought "spy" desert that is invisible. You shouldn't have signed up for a desert if you weren't going to bring anything. #6 Oh shut up 4 you always sign up for 1 sleve plastic cups, don't think that goes unnoticed "cups" seriously |
# ? Oct 3, 2015 17:17 |
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hey all glad to see you all here today. id like to take this opportunity to recognize our new director of plague engineering, no 33 lets give him a hand guys *polite applause from audience* now i know we were all worried about this position after the inventor of smallpox had been unfortunately "retired" but old man 33 stepped up and i for one say hes been doing an admirable job. he better watch out for madagascar though! *cheering, whooping* i remember when i first heard about his appointment. no 78 came up to me and said "hey you know 33? new germ guy? i heard hes a lizardman" a lizardman? haha i know we've all called him cold blooded at some point in the past but i dont think anyone meant it literally! *laughter* now that they mention it though you should look into some moisturizer because your skin is dry as hell. anyway lets all have a round of applause for no 33 i can tell we're in good hands here. or claws, heh *sits down to loud applause* but seriously though *swallows frozen mouse whole and chases it down with some beer* lizardmen. really now
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 17:22 |
The bad kids of The Shadow Council sneak off to a secluded part of the Alternate Park and pass around vaccines.
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 17:25 |
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TWIST FIST posted:hey all glad to see you all here today. id like to take this opportunity to recognize our new director of plague engineering, no 33 lets give him a hand guys |
# ? Oct 3, 2015 20:55 |
ron color posted:Picnic Time again folks! Saturday's the day to come on down to Golden Gate Park for Greg's legendary burgs--30 at a time cooked with military precision, nice Greg! Weve got the horshoe pit reserved, and new games like the social media scavenger hunt! The wife and kids are welcome, and our weather machine will keep it nice and sunny for the free paddle boat that tools around Stow Lake. Don't forget to RSVP now and reserve your spot for the sack race and government manipulation contest! That's all you need to know---except the time ! Come on down at 11:00 it's gonna be gangbusters! TWIST FIST posted:hey all glad to see you all here today. id like to take this opportunity to recognize our new director of plague engineering, no 33 lets give him a hand guys lol |
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 21:02 |
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lol this whole thread
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 21:05 |
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Agenda: 1100 - Opening sacrifice, attendance raffle 1215 - Lunch (vegetarian options provided, poisoned). 1345 - Speaker Ingmur Krump - "How to Kill Friends and Fake Your Death." 1500 - Networking (nets provided) 1630 - Kickball
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 21:27 |
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thanks no. 53, your burgs are amazing. hey, what's your secret? *no. 53 smugly looks up* oh my god you didn't. you did. onion and garlic powder chemtrails. you beautiful son of a bitch
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 21:43 |
no 65: hey man check it out, I got into home brewing and this is my sixth batch, I've pretty much perfected the recipe no 84: *cracks open the bottle and takes a long swig* by God, this is good stuff! what's the secret? no 65: no 84: both: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 06:42 |
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meteloides posted:no 65: hey man check it out, I got into home brewing and this is my sixth batch, I've pretty much perfected the recipe hahahahaha
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 06:51 |
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No 62: What did you make for me to bring to the picnic? Shadow Intern: Shadow Coleslaw No 62: It's just coleslaw, you don't have to put shadow in front of everything. Shadow Intern: ---------------- |
# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:08 |
Ace of Baes posted:No 62: What did you make for me to bring to the picnic? and he put all that effort into making it in the kitchen completely in the dark, too |
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:11 |
no 1: ok, gather around everyone. it's great to have these little get togethers, isn't it? we forget about deleting the flight manifest from the airplanes we snatch out of the sky, or the secret chemicals we load into the exhaust of every jet on earth, and have fun. good job on the three-legged race, nos 45 and 29.however, i've come to realize something. i know about the shadow-shadow council plotting to depose me, but i don't know which amongst you are in it. to that end.. *whips heavy, blackened sheet off a 1,000,000lux floodlight*
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 07:30 |
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Qwerinty posted:no 1: ok, gather around everyone. it's great to have these little get togethers, isn't it? we forget about deleting the flight manifest from the airplanes we snatch out of the sky, or the secret chemicals we load into the exhaust of every jet on earth, and have fun. good job on the three-legged race, nos 45 and 29.however, i've come to realize something. i know about the shadow-shadow council plotting to depose me, but i don't know which amongst you are in it. to that end.. *whips heavy, blackened sheet off a 1,000,000lux floodlight* No 60: Can't he leave it at the office for one day?? No 33: *eyes being seared by the light of a thousand suns* haha that's why he's the chief
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 13:46 |
i was thinking more that they're literal shadows, so the light would destroy them
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 14:47 |
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meteloides posted:no 65: hey man check it out, I got into home brewing and this is my sixth batch, I've pretty much perfected the recipe lol |
# ? Oct 4, 2015 15:09 |
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lol |
# ? Oct 12, 2015 04:07 |
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house of terrible secrets
Senior Management fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Oct 13, 2015
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 05:49 |
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the shadow council picnics are an initiative to try to get the people in the shadow council houses to know their shadow neighbors and build community pride. It's a worthwhile effort. |
# ? Oct 12, 2015 13:49 |
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*comes late, uses a flashlight to stumble around * Oh, hm, guess they all left Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Oct 12, 2015 14:53 |
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#87: hey guys, I brought ambrosia! [sounds of approval] #87: ...and by ambrosia I mean the vaccine for the nanovirus we're using to control the world, not the delicious fruit salad with marshmallows and whipped cream [sounds of disappointment] |
# ? Oct 12, 2015 16:02 |
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This year at the company talent show, no. 36 is going to play a HAARP recital.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 16:31 |
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alnilam posted:This year at the company talent show, no. 36 is going to play a HAARP recital. it can't top last years Christmas party I got tears in my eyes when nos. 62-68 played that beautiful rendition of the art bell carol
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 16:52 |
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DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Oct 12, 2015 |
# ? Oct 12, 2015 18:22 |
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No 65: hey fifs what'd we get to drink No 55: yeah *digging through cooler* I got orphan blood, that stuff that let's you see the future, mole men mojito, triplewine, alien wine, sunny d, the cure for any disease (cherry), the clean burning renewable car fuel that also tastes good.. No 65: any beer? No 55: there's some rolling rock No 65: ugh ill take some orphan blood
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