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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
your purse was under the seat in his car. get back to him later because he's gonna be in church for the next two hours he said.

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

people complain about uber but i think they are dumb uber is good imo i went in one yesterday. one time i had a new range rover which is a really nice new car it was awesome and also a new bmw

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I used it once and they pulled up right in front of us in a late model Beamer in the middle of the city with hundreds of people around I was impressed.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
sometimes they have like water and candy for you too. i never take it, but it's good to know it's there

Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.
I bet kids get the uber drivers to buy booze a lot.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Gentwise posted:

I bet kids get the uber drivers to buy booze a lot.

drat thats a good idea ty

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Gentwise posted:

I bet kids get the uber drivers to buy booze a lot.

If I was 16 I hope I'd be smart enough to do this

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

my old landlord is an uber driver he is an old retired rich accountant with like a dozen large estates but he likes to drive people around in his mercedes because he is lonely and he likes to be nice :)

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Jane I hope you found this thread. Your purse is still Rpobably w the uber driver. He might be finished at church by now.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

krampster2 posted:

my old landlord is an uber driver he is an old retired rich accountant with like a dozen large estates but he likes to drive people around in his mercedes because he is lonely and he likes to be nice :)

I wish I were him except for the old part

e: and loney

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

i dont get people problem with uber drivers

just uninstall and get the latest version from the manufacturers site

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bacon Hat posted:

i dont get people problem with uber drivers

just uninstall and get the latest version from the manufacturers site


Take this crap to yospos im trying to help jane

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

goobers takin ubers

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Matey posted:

goobers takin ubers

I agree

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Isaac posted:

Take this crap to yospos im trying to help jane

Jane's dead dude

She rode off into the sunset

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Jane if you are reading this i hope you got your purse

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

krampster2 posted:

my old landlord is an uber driver he is an old retired rich accountant with like a dozen large estates but he likes to drive people around in his mercedes because he is lonely and he likes to be nice :)

does he like run on sentences

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
uber is good but i miss the 230am cabdriver talking about how his son accidently drank a soda bottle filled with gasoline

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Fantastic thread. Can we just goldmine it already? I can't stop laughing about how funny the op is.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

uber:

cons:
- drivers could be just about anyone, prolly lots of bad drivers that drive bad

pros:
- cheaper than taxis I guess

all in all I don't give a poo poo

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Son of Rodney posted:

uber:

cons:
- drivers could be just about anyone, prolly lots of bad drivers that drive bad

pros:
- cheaper than taxis I guess

all in all I don't give a poo poo

well thankx for chiming in charlie

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Uber is pretty good, and most of the people I know who've used it have been pretty happy with it.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
uber basically exists to break up taxi unions, thats really it, hth

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I just use a car service so that I know exactly what I will be getting and there will be a certain expectation of quality from the driver. Protip: if you need a driver for the day, you can hire a car "as directed" and they just sit outside wherever you are and wait for you to be done and you just pay an hourly rate for the block of time.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
in my car, the seats are just plywood and dildos

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Hot Karl Marx posted:

uber basically exists to break up taxi unions, thats really it, hth

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
in my car, there is no escape

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm Jane

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Hot Karl Marx posted:

uber basically exists to break up taxi unions, thats really it, hth

Good I'm glad of it

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Jane, you ignorant slut

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

ok

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

jackyl posted:

Jane, you ignorant slut

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i would never take uber, just out of principle.

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
Jane, I feel like we should get coffee soon. I'll pay because you don't have a purse.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Hot Karl Marx posted:

uber basically exists to break up taxi unions, thats really it, hth

Good

Taxis suck and have sucked for decades

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

did you get your purse?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Broenheim posted:

did you get your purse?

No! I didn't! Someone get it for me. Humpf.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
an uber to the airport from my house costs like $17 and a cab was always $45+

lol gently caress cabbies, why are they not becoming uber drivers? cabbies don't make poo poo either. you'd think that they would be happy cutting the middleman out.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
My taxi driver was kind, courteous, and trustworthy. - Nobody ever in the history of the world.

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
just drive drunk instead

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