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How old do you think you'll be when you get married. If you're already married how old are you

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I'm just not ready, stop pressuring me with polls.
16- I hope to be 16

google THIS

I am about a fourth as married as I am old

google THIS

but the fact is, I'm a lot of both

Miss Psychosis

Fourteen.

GEExCEE

I'm 25

deep dish peat moss

69

Bwee
A funny number

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Bwee posted:

A funny number

ah- your age

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
29-30

Ace of Baes

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm married to jesus, op

fuck. marry. t-rex

Hope to get married a few times op

Wertjoe

Time for married in the grave

Piso Mojado

soon...

e: oops I thought it said martyr'd not married lol haha


devil

1

smoobles

when you get married your age starts over at zero, i am two years old

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deep dish peat moss

But when do you think you're going to get married?

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
But I hardly know Ed!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
im gay marrying a dude in the synagogue his family goes to. inri is invited

Bwee

smoobles posted:

when you get married your age starts over at zero, i am two years old

i will be two years old on october 12th

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
marriage is so passe

just crawl up inside someone and pilot their body like omw (stands for Oh My Word)!

devil

opioid agonist posted:

marriage is so passe

just crawl up inside someone and pilot their body like omw (stands for Oh My Word)!

you just described marriage.

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
i just turned two years old and i'm 34 cause i'm old as gently caress you kids with yoru snapchats get off my lawn

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
sup husky dilf. I share your same age but am childless and bachelonely

would you trade with me if there was a while crate of beeg jerty in it for you

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

HUSKY DILF posted:

i just turned two years old and i'm 34 cause i'm old as gently caress you kids with yoru snapchats get off my lawn

but the hedges need doing

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Oh poo poo, this is not https://www.backpage.com , my bad

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

opioid agonist posted:

sup husky dilf. I share your same age but am childless and bachelonely

would you trade with me if there was a while crate of beeg jerty in it for you

i'm not allowed to have most beef jerky because it has gluten in the things to make it and my wife is convinced gluten is bad for you as you are free eat beef jerky for me and cherish your precious freedome

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
about 35.0

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

HUSKY DILF posted:

i'm not allowed to have most beef jerky because it has gluten in the things to make it and my wife is convinced gluten is bad for you as you are free eat beef jerky for me and cherish your precious freedome

I will eat all the salty meats in your stead :jerky:

Macnult

Early 30s. Anything earlier tends to end in divorce or with an unhappy family.

Commie NedFlanders

Married?? All this time I thought she wanted us to get marred, and I thought I was doing such a good job

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bacalou


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Gonna be single 4 life.

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treasure bear

34, 42, 45, 49, 53, 58, 62, 78

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

treasure bear posted:

34, 42, 45, 49, 53, 58, 62, 78

lol

FluffieDuckie

i've literally been married for more than half my life


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

what i'm saying is you people are behind. get to it


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

ChairmanMeow

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if you are married to 2 people does each year count as 2 or just 1?

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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Well I'm set to be married next year, so...32?

Maybe she won't wise up and run away before then!

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