KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Zero_Tactility: Nov 25, 2007; Look into my eyes.

I selected all answers in the poll

(I selected no answers in the poll)

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 00:39

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:17

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Allstone posted:

gently caress, I love this comic.

This and last update's final AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA panel were so good.

SexyBlindfold posted:

I love that Allison's superpower is being really, really good at not knowing what the everloving gently caress she's doing

It works well with her getting totally fed up with cryptic bullshit.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 06:33

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Oxxidation posted:

conquering all obstacles through the power of being a furious dumbass.

The best power!

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 02:05

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I can't cope with that picture. I keep coming back to the thread, giggle for a bit, and then go back to what I was doing.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 02:08

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whowhatwhere posted:

Literally voted thread five for that picture.

Same, but also because papoose is a fun word.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 04:32

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# ¿ May 8, 2016 14:05

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One Hundred Monkeys posted:

Seriously, though, I wonder what's up with the hammer guy. His weapon was much bigger last time we saw him.

The essence of its hammer-ness remains the same but compressed into a smaller area. Eventually it will collapse into a hammer singularity and be able to construct or destroy anything.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 18:08

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Roland Jones posted:

Hell yes. I can't stop laughing.

Don't put up with their bullshit, Allison.

Of course she won't. She chose King.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 02:58

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Kaninrail posted:

Cut them into happy shapes.

Bob Ross was always addressing Royalty on the The Joy of Painting.

"This is your world."

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 18:41

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Redeye Flight posted:

I'm not 100% convinced that Felicia is just going to walk blindly into whatever THE DOOR is for this heist. She's clearly been around this block before.

Maybe she has 9 lives to go with her cat motif, and she's a pro at "this door requires a human sacrifice to open" in addition to normal lockpicking and other shenanigans.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 17:41

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This page reminds me of one of my favorite aspects of Astral Aves: making pacts and/or defusing situations with strange, otherworldly beings by being polite.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 13:14

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After I finished this page, I literally said aloud "Holy poo poo. Meti owns." Like, we've known that for ages, ever since her sword manual was first quoted, but this page is A+ good.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Maya is far and away my favorite character and I think she's stealthily kind of the main character, honestly. Not that I don't still REALLY love the main cast.

Auntie Maya is also my favorite character, and that's an enormously high bar to clear in this comic.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 00:08

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We don't deserve Cryophage, but I'm happy they're here.

# ¿ May 12, 2019 13:15

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Hostile V posted:

KICK HIM IN THE JIMMY!

Kick dudes in the dick!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 04:17

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3 posted:

Temporary hosting on imgur while I sort out a more permanent home for this:

This is fantastic

3 posted:

and now i die

Worth it

# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 23:49

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"Tranquility, firing."

:bisonyes:

# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 04:00

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3 posted:

Instead of an epilogue comic, this time I made a side story comic.

These are extremely fun, and I'm glad you're making them.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 03:25

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3 posted:

Chant this three times in your head! The hero appears! The hero appears! The hero appears!!

This is a fantastic update. Nice work!

# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 20:21

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3 posted:

ROUND 6 - THIS IS YOUR LIFE

I love this so much.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 02:20

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Holy poo poo
My boy 10 Vigilant Gaze Purges the Horizon

# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 01:53

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I imagine 10 Vigilant Gaze's theme being something with a lot of horns. Like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_0fak-7y4 for example.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 02:10

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3 posted:

This is gonna be the last bit of self-promotion I'll do in this thread since this is no longer KSBD-adjacent, but I know some folks were interested in my next project so here it is: A Distant Sky, updates M-W-F. Thanks to everyone who has enjoyed reading my nonsense over the last six months!

Immediately in my bookmarks.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 00:55

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Mindblast posted:

Someone posted at some point what Gog's story was, but I don't know if that version of the story is still canon. It boiled down to her dying as a normal human, filled with regret and obsession. These emotions were so powerful that the worms eating her corpse got cursed and gained sentience. She then devoured that universe's world in its entirety. A demiurge used a key to open the gate to this world, and was not prepared for what they found. Gog devoured them and effectively absorbed the key without knowing what it was, and was now no longer contained to their original universe. It also suggests she may not even be using the power of the key. She could easily not even know know how to (fully) use it, relying on the power of the original curse. She also may not know what she truly is: a magic copy imbued on a different life form. She still thinks she's the original.

Swamp-Athing

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 01:12

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Shoehead posted:

She'll split the atom with a high kick, baby!

She's a master, 'cause she practices daily.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 15:06

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So happy to have more of Cool Grandpa Angel.

pseudorandom name posted:

_{_{10 Vigilant gaze can pet four kittens simultaneously.}}

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 01:19

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Who What Now posted:

Meti would probably tell you she's not qualified to teach anything, and Sword Law especially.

I bet she would (grudgingly) admit she's qualified to teach people to bring her booze (and sometimes noodles).

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 03:22

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W.T. Fits posted:

Speaking as someone who grew up speaking English as my native tongue, this is all an absolutely fair and correct assessment.

I forget where, but sometime either in high school or college, I heard it said that English doesn't borrow words from other languages, it drags other languages into dark alleys, beats them up, then rifles through their pockets looking for loose grammar.

I could have sworn it was Pratchett (it's got that bite that a lot of his writing does), but apparently it was James Nicoll.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 00:42

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Guildenstern Mother posted:

Finnish

it is not

I have seen entire treatises in the Newspaper Comics threads trying to explain the wordplay in a single Fingerpori comic.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 03:17

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MonsieurChoc posted:

Ridcully is kind of Royalty, when you think about it.

"The wizards thought they would be getting the sort of countryside wizard who talks to birds in soft voices, wears brown and reveres mother nature (y'know, a push over).

What they got was someone who shoots birds (and anything else), talks at a consistent shout, wears jogging suits and has about as much respect for mother nature as he does for the members of the faculty (which is not a lot). Early attempts to bump off Ridcully resulted in the ambitious Wizard being stabbed with his own knife, having his head repeatedly slammed in doors or being surreptitiously shot with a crossbow."

Yeah, that checks out.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 23:59

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Also, I feel like being able to create a condiment that can raise the dead is pretty royal.

(Wow-wow sauce is a hell of a drug)

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 00:12

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Donkringel posted:

So all these names are from discworld?

Does anyone know how the audiobooks are?

The older books are mostly read by Nigel Planer, and he's fine.
The more recent ones are mostly read by Stephen Briggs, and I like him a lot more.

As a whole, I think the Discworld audiobooks are a great way to experience the series (aside from a few things where Pratchett used typography and layout very deliberately, like in Reaper Man where an entire page was filled by a single word).

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 19:22

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:17

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How is this comic just consistently the coolest poo poo?
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1360436781439733760

# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 04:55