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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Hail Pree Aesma, Mother of Men, Furious Dipshit.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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paranoid randroid posted:

reach heaven through motorcycles

So many of us do

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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It means Vladok will always be there for Duutholmel with a Werther's and a quarter "found" behind his ear

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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A.o.D. posted:

Finally, seeing as how her name is literally Coca Cola

Needs accent aigues to make it pop, but you're right. Ciocié Cioellé. Holy o'gently caress.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Giant Ethicist posted:

For some reason my favorite detail is the fact that Kayla Brimstone, the gun witch, rides an actual broom.

I was trying to remember her name, and "Velma Sprinkles, Gun Witch" was as far as I got

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Mr. Lobe posted:

I suspect Jadis is encased in glass as a form of suspended animation, given how old her flesh appears to be on the inside. I think it's fair to say each of the 7 is effectively biologically immortal, but I would bet each of them came to that end through different ways.

Solomon David achieved his immortality through the twin disciplines of Lookin' Good and Feelin' Fine.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Textbook is To Serve Man

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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paranoid randroid posted:

if u got wings bustin out of every orifice, consult ur primary care physician, imo

Doesn't help

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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e:no

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Begemot posted:

I can't tell if Mottom looks offended or delighted.

All the other girls seem to range from terrified to kind of nonplussed. What Allison is doing is so crazy that nobody knows how to react.

Delightfully offended?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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theshim posted:

Something about this page is bugging me. Looking at Allison, for her to actually fit in that outfit, her neck would have to be kind of freakishly long.

http://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Roland Jones posted:

Pyran Sor would probably say "no", were he capable of speech now.

A single fruit falls from the screaming tree. The soft plop of its landing alerts an acolyte, who takes the perfect fruit in her hand, and with a single stroke of her knife, cuts it in half. The seeds, in the language of a now-dead world, can be seen to spell out "Seriously, gently caress Mottom."

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Roland Jones posted:

Also, on my earlier post re: Solomon David's hair, apparently him being completely shaved was the pre-war picture. He just grew his hair out during the war is the actual, official explanation for his appearance in this comic.

Oh my goodness, it's a playoff beard.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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He brought White Chain with him,maybe he's gonna do Good Cop Worst Cop?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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oh my god are you saying I'm IMPRISONED BY A SKELETON

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Allison is five milligokus

...

FOUR MISTER SATANS,
THREE YAJIROBES
TWO TIENSHENSHANS
AND A KRILLIN IN AN ORANGE GIIIIIIII

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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NecroMonster posted:

so how many gokus makes up a superman?

Supermans are an imperial unit and should be avoided in scientific work.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I'm the hideous bugman playing the crossbowbass

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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JT Jag posted:

I love how, after a certain point, everyone just considers Aesma less of a threat per se and more supremely annoying.

"Oh, god dammit, Aesma's here. Keep your head down, hope she doesn't see you."

quote:

At first the saints were aghast, for they perceived very clearly that a being of tremendous evil was upon them, and wondered for a second if one of their prisoners had in fact escaped. But then they recognized Aesma, and a collective groan went up among them.

Well, I'm a convert

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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JT Jag posted:

I'm gonna guess she's named Kill Six Billion Demons, not necessarily because she's supposed to kill exactly six billion demons, but because she's from Earth, which has a population of just over six billion. From her perspective, her name translates to "Kill An Entire World Of Demons".

We've been at seven billion and climbing since about 2011

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Mazerunner posted:

yeah witches fly on broomsticks,

gunwitches fly on boomsticks

it makes perfect sense

This may be my favourite thing I read today

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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paranoid randroid posted:

could YISUN make a gun so big that even Aesma Ten Yondam wouldnt try to fire it?

The bigger the gun, the more Aesma will want to fire it. Same with small - do you think she could resist firing a gun that shot quarks? The real question is, How average would you have to make a gun before Aesma would grow bored and drop it in disgust?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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A giant orange baby named Hrotomos

When he finally matures into adulthood, do we call him

Hrotomos Prime

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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So, uh, that preview for tomorrow

I think I'm reaching heaven

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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nimby posted:

The crate should show signs of wear, repair, occasional combat and adventure, though. Maybe at one point it shows up with a fancy hat it stole off a demon?

Somebody mistakes it for Cabinet Sanchez

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I'm so pumped I could play a trumpet with my cock

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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nimby posted:

Can farmers use tools to harvest, or does swinging a scythe count as Cutting? Or do they reap all the wheat in one motion?

NO. NO. ONE BLADE AT A TIME. ONE TIME, ONE BLADE.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Oh my God, all those teacups

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Ciocie Cioelle

Coca Cola

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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215 Lousy Poster Misses The Bandwagon

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Wittgen posted:

I like the new attitude. Don't like the new haircut so much. Feels like she's walking away from being Sailor Moon.

The sanctioned action is to cut.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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And he feels fine.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Magnus Manfist posted:

AND IN THE RED CORNER

A DUDE CHAINED UP IN A BOX

The role of Himself will be portrayed by Glenn Close

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Ultra Violet

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU

SPOKE

TOO SOON

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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And a pitchfork

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Archenteron posted:

Doth thou desire the power? My fist is the divine breath! Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden powers!! Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction'!"

Been a long rear end time since I read that last...

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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How long has that guy been bleeding

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Schwarzwald posted:

What time is it when Jagganoth sits on your throne?

Time to get a new throne!

Why does Jagganoth paint his toenails red?

So he can hide in the strawberry bushes

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I'm the apron worn by Hideous Bugman (pronounced like Goldman, Silverman), vendor of comestibles

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