KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

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this comic owns pretty hard

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 03:24

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:50

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Mammon is sitting 20 feet away from all this wondering what the hell is going on

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 21:52

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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1028067744141529088

next book is called KING OF SWORDS

# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 01:01

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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1029454737391976448

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 20:50

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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1047350355183509504

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 06:05

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1056377038276358144

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 03:53

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

man I legit love all those descriptions of made-up martial arts

# ¿ Nov 14, 2018 21:33

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1074062644120903687

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 23:23

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1179502146527608833

# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 22:07

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

god-tier comic

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 02:57

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1225149982023569408

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 21:15

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

nimby posted:

WC will summon the jeeps.

why does Solomon David get to say how Solomon David gets cut? Become royalty, dude!

# ¿ May 22, 2020 01:52

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wiegieman posted:

I'm forced to admit that Ray is extremely royal which is not necessarily a point in favor of royalty

Ray pays attention

# ¿ May 22, 2020 14:02

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How Wonderful! posted:

His every move is the new tradition.

you found it. the definition of royalty

Cornelius is also extremely royal.

# ¿ May 22, 2020 18:46

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Meti�s story is basically the story of how Billy Beane (smart, athletic, eventually revolutionized how a baseball team would be run) was thinking himself out of a pro baseball career at the plate, so he asked Lenny Dykstra (dumpy idiot who had a successful pro career and then did nothing but Financial Crimes afterwards) what HE thought about when he was at bat that allowed him to have such great success and Dykstra replied �huh?�

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 03:33

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Dead Reckoning posted:

True royalty.

you must master WAR to the point where even cutting you in half would produce two Hall of Famers

this also applies to Rickey Henderson

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 04:10

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comic owns

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 22:46

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IMJack posted:

He did go through with Total Life Annihilation. White Chain got herself so killed she wrapped around to the other side, like an underflow error.

this is the rough equivalent of the bug in Civilization I that made Gandhi SO peaceful that it wrapped around in the code and made him a nuke-crazy psychopath

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 01:15

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aw and Alison and Cio are holding hands as they run up

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 00:41

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

imagine being a fan of K6BD and also being a TERF, my god

# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 16:32

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This year's Great Outdoor Fight ended way differently than the others but there is a commonality in that White Chain's every move is the new tradition

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 01:19

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Old Kentucky Shark posted:

The Great Outdoor Fight really was the best shonen manga ever written

it really should be part of the world literature canon honestly

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 02:56

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paradoxGentleman posted:

finally went on the hunt for bob. He's the kind of guy who goes "how amusing" at people's responses of him. why am i not suprised.

it is the anti-Royalty

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 14:44

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Daktar posted:

Why should the God Emperor get to say how the Ring of Power is won or lost? Become the ruling body, dude!

Stealing one of the Jeeps and using it to knock down the Tower is the height of Royalty

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 16:55

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Hempuli posted:

I guess I gotta switch Allison to White Chain here eventually?

perfect

# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 00:32

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Just imagining Al-Yisun going back to Earth and 1v1ing entire modern armies when she gets bored

# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 02:23

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Straight White Shark posted:

Impossible. Dave would never allow such degeneracy in the very heart of the Celestial Empire.

Gaming exists in Rayuba but aimbotting, wallhacking, ragequitting, and smurfing are all punishable by death

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 15:09

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Begemot posted:

Yeah, where to put the emphasis in a word is really the tricky part. That's where the patchwork vocabulary comes into play, sometimes the pronunciation is the same as the original language, sometimes it's how it was two hundred years ago, sometimes it's just different because it shifted over time.

It's a hidden thing that most native speakers couldn't explain clearly if you get it wrong, it just doesn't quite sound right. Same with the secret rules about adjective order: A "silver shiny small knife" sounds like gibberish, but a "small shiny silver knife" is perfectly coherent.

https://twitter.com/MattAndersonNYT/status/772002757222002688

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 17:05

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habeasdorkus posted:

Yeah, I've definitely used the verb form. It's rare, but there are absolutely times where I've been buffaloed rather than trucked or mudholed. Plus, you can use buffalo in a non-physical sense, unlike the other two which (at least in my experience) involve getting physically overrun.

For those not familiar with this definition for truck & mudhole, I present Brandon Jacobs:
https://twitter.com/thenflgif/status/499271077403848704

we used "clocked" for a hit like that (or the teenage equivalent) in pop warner

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 14:50