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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Ok boys and girls the whole season for these teams come down to this.

The Astros overachieved and made it this far. Good job guys!

The Yankees are back in the postseason! sorta.

let's see what happens! 8:00 pm. ESPN.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


Don't break my heart Astros

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Houston Astros lineup
1. Jose Altuve (2B)
2. George Springer (RF)
3. Carlos Correa (SS)
4. Colby Rasmus (LF)
5. Evan Gattis (DH)
6. Carlos Gomez (CF)
7. Luis Valbuena (3B)
8. Chris Carter (1B)
9. Jason Castros (C)

New York Yankees lineup
1. Brett Gardner (CF)
2. Chris Young (LF)
3. Carlos Beltran (RF)
4. Alex Rodriguez (DH)
5. Brian McCann (C)
6. Chase Hedley (3B)
7. Greg Bird (1B)
8. Rob Refsnyder (2B)
9. Didi Gregorius (SS)

Pitching matchup
Dallas Keuchel (20-8, 2.48 ERA) vs. Masahiro Tanaka (12-7, 3.51 ERA)

Winner plays the Royals. Let's hope this happens again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwHsGuNtZ8M

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

I hope Carlos Gomez crushes one and stares at it for 5 minutes well Brian McCann boils with rage.

Go Astros.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Popete posted:

I hope Carlos Gomez crushes one and stares at it for 5 minutes well Brian McCann boils with rage.

Go Astros.

Oh poo poo I didn't even think of the potential McCann vs Gomez shenanigans. This needs to happen, especially if it's like a go-ahead homer in the top of the ninth.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

Oh poo poo I didn't even think of the potential McCann vs Gomez shenanigans. This needs to happen, especially if it's like a go-ahead homer in the top of the ninth.

Not to mention the benches clearing this season when Gomez disrespected the game by tossing his bat in frustration after flying out.

Carlos Gomez is a cool dude and I hope he makes the Yankees very angry.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

I hope Carlos Gomez crushes one and stares at it for 5 minutes well Brian McCann boils with rage.

Go Astros.

And then takes two minutes to round the bases while moonwalking and grabbing his crotch.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.


Tonight, we are all Astros fans.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


lol at the Yankees playing the Imperial March during the Astros' starting lineup. They do realize they're the evil empire, right?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

lol at the Yankees playing the Imperial March during the Astros' starting lineup. They do realize they're the evil empire, right?

No they're the plucky rebels!

The rebels were the ones with the giant ships that blew up planets right

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

lol at the Yankees playing the Imperial March during the Astros' starting lineup. They do realize they're the evil empire, right?

Correct, the Imperial March is always on loop at Yankee Stadium and had nothing to do with the Astros.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.


I can't watch this, it's awful. Don't they know?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


This show-up rate in the stands is loving embarrassing

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE


eat poo poo astros

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


Moneyball posted:

I can't watch this, it's awful. Don't they know?

There's nothing worse than assholes who think they're the cool guy everyone loves.

Like, own your assholeness, it'd actually be a kinda cute thing if they came out to the march, ha ha get it guys we're the evil empire of baseball, we're in on the joke too.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



a-rod got the biggest cheers for the lineups

cool

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


THIS IS WHY THEY GAVE HIM ALL OF THAT MONEY

To...pitch in the wildcard game they have to win or they're out? Weird strat.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


you can't even get Jack Black if you're doing a school of rock night?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Who the gently caress is this neck beard.

What a disgrace. Not even shaven.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."


I hope the Astros win 5-4 with the only Yankees runs coming from 4 solo homeruns by A-Rod.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


aren't broadway singers supposed to be good

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


Squall posted:

I hope the Astros win 5-4 with the only Yankees runs coming from 4 solo homeruns by A-Rod.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Booooooooooo!!!!!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


Also lol this guy's claim to fame is literally 'I played Jack Black on broadway'.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy


This guy sucks

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Which will be higher, the number of Sabathia references or the number of Jeter references?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


YES Mendoza's still there, gently caress Curt Schilling

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


Poque posted:

Which will be higher, the number of Sabathia references or the number of Jeter references?

Jeter no contest

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


I hope this game makes me hate ARod again because my season-long love affair is really starting to weird me out. Like I hope he murders an eagle or donates money to Ted Cruz or something

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


gently caress The Yankees

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


Do a shot every time they mention Jeter.

RASHIBA WALLACE
Nov 19, 2002



Morbid Hound

dat hair

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


Go Houston based MLB franchise formerly referred to as the Disastros

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP




Pillbug

Astros in the playoffs. Feels good man.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006


"full house here at Yankee stadium"

*empty seats visible in every shot for the next 10 seconds*

RASHIBA WALLACE
Nov 19, 2002



Morbid Hound

I cannot believe ESPN is sticking with K-Zone. it is the absolute worst

Kanish
Jun 17, 2004



Julio Cruz posted:

"full house here at Yankee stadium"

*empty seats visible in every shot for the next 10 seconds*

well im not a peasant I have to grab a manhattan before I sit down

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

I cannot believe ESPN is sticking with K-Zone. it is the absolute worst

I like getting instant gratification at bad calls

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002



Julio Cruz posted:

"full house here at Yankee stadium"

*empty seats visible in every shot for the next 10 seconds*

security is insane apparently

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



Hello, baseball thread. The astros are a playoff team. Neat

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