Wild Card Game: Astros vs Yankees

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Popete posted:

I hope Carlos Gomez crushes one and stares at it for 5 minutes well Brian McCann boils with rage.

Go Astros.

Oh poo poo I didn't even think of the potential McCann vs Gomez shenanigans. This needs to happen, especially if it's like a go-ahead homer in the top of the ninth.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:47

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:42

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This show-up rate in the stands is loving embarrassing

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:54

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you can't even get Jack Black if you're doing a school of rock night?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:56

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aren't broadway singers supposed to be good

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:56

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Which will be higher, the number of Sabathia references or the number of Jeter references?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:58

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YES Mendoza's still there, gently caress Curt Schilling

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:59

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I hope this game makes me hate ARod again because my season-long love affair is really starting to weird me out. Like I hope he murders an eagle or donates money to Ted Cruz or something

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:02

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Abel Wingnut posted:

security is insane apparently

well, 9/11 and all

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:12

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canadianclassic posted:

Apparently this guy brings intangibles

What about fundamentals?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:15

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gently caress OFF MARLINS MAN

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:15

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i am 100% sure that if you showed up to an unrelated game and sat behind home plate in an orange visor and Marlins coat that Marlins Man would try to sue you

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:17

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How many consecutive ARod Ks will it take before Yankee fans resume booing him?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:26

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Can't tell if they were booing A-Rod or booing the call

they were booing New Jersey

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:29

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lol they decided to just swing at everything

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:33

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please don't leave these schmitties on base

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:41

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2 strike count gotta stand up

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:43

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Retail Slave posted:

No, he's an obnoxious Yankees fan. He even got to have an AB for them in a spring training game several years back.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:44

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McCann is gettin' upset

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:47

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ball don't lie

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:48

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:49

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McCann's already thinking about what he's gonna say in his postgame presser, this is ideal

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:50

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Vertical Lime posted:

https://vine.co/v/e2Q0J6webMO

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:52

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hey jaleel white, you need money, right?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:55

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tanaka's broken, start over with a new pitcher

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:59

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

No he's just old and his arm is hosed. Like, it's a super obvious thing that he's not some SECRET JAPANESE WEAPON or whatever, I have no clue what this plan was.

he's 26

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:01

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I legit thought Keuchel was batting and got confused

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:05

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Chris Archer! Random but appreciated

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:10

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i looked up and the inning was over :confuoot:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:14

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mccann's gonna be SO MAD NOW

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:18

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Pancakes posted:

Seething, even?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:21

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Xenophon posted:

I haven't been watching, just following on gameday. Someone post sweet seething McCann gifs

https://vine.co/v/e2Q0J6webMO

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:22

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Yay Archer's staying another half!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:25

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Moneyball posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAxJunWPDdg

This is never not amazing because he seriously watched it for like an hour

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:26

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I wish we still had Chris Archer and Josh Donaldson

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:32

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Retail Slave posted:

When did we have Donaldson?

we drafted him and then traded him for Rich Harden

Pancakes posted:

The only consolation if the Yankees win this is the twenty-minute fistfight between McCann and Yordano Ventura we'd get in the ALDS.

This is how they should determine home-field in the world series.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:35

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Abel Wingnut posted:

is it just me or is there a higher percentage of insufferable guys at catcher than any other position?

It seems like it but they're most often the "enforcer" for the team given the position, so it fits

Montero seems like a super cool dude and I can personally attest that David Ross is mega nice and cool though

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:38