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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Right after my older sister was born my dad drove home drunk from a company event and totalled his car. He wasn't hurt but had his license suspended for like a year

My parents kept it a secret for like 25 years until they let it slip...honestly it made my dad cooler in my eyes

it really is about the coolest crime

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

tactlessbastard posted:

My dad's precious little brother that died at 28 of leukemia didn't fail to leave behind a loving child. We're all supposed to be all omg he's essentially his poor dead dad but that doesn't stop the fact that the loving pig, and by pig i mean literally a loving cop, raped for years essentially half of his cousins. Try that one on for true, motherfucker.

which half

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I mean top or bottom

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
what the gently caress is a hurley

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Badgers posted:

Rumors that my family's last name was changed when they relocated a long time ago due to them being a bunch of jackass horse thieves. This is apparently why we can't trace our genealogy back past a certain point.

thats a cool crime dude its basically the carjacking of rural historic america.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Pick posted:

naw man, horse thieves are the worst

:jerkbag:

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