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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Granpa was apparently shooting blanks the first few years of his marriage. Grandma gave him such grief about it he went out one night and came back with a baby (my aunt).
About a year later his swimmers swam and my dad was born.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Regalingualius posted:

Fuckin' :lol: at richwhiteboy.

As for skeletons...

My dad half-seriously thinks that his dad was actually in the CIA, and wasn't just setting up contracts for some British electric company. Among other things, their family traveled a lot of the world. Just off the top of my head: France, Egypt, South Africa, Hong Kong, and Iran (staying there until just before the revolution started up).

That, plus one of the locations he worked at was (mostly) some kind of a US military installation; his floor was the only one for civilians, which seemed to make everyone else there think that they were spooks.

Had an uncle whose job at a defense contractor whose job was to party with VIPs visiting Vegas and go watch nuke tests in the 50's.
Then he abandoned his wife & kids in a broken down car in the desert. He called grampa and told him his daughter's in the hospital with a nervous breakdown and that he's leaving her. Nice.
I never met him, but through the decades he sent us Xmas cards from places like West Germany, Vietnam, and Saudi Arabia. Croaked in the late 80s I think.

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