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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy



jeff was one bad mother fucker. he didnt give a poo poo about anything

hed go out and mow his lawns all summer with no sun protection

god he was always sunburnt

if you tried to suggest to him to cover up or not mow the lawns in the middle of the day hed go "shut the gently caress up you piece of poo poo mother fucker"

and when the debt collection dudes came around looking for him coz he owed money and youd tell him hed be like "i dont give a gently caress about any of that bullshit"

but god drat what a quality cj he was. never took a single at-work poo poo. once a job was done it was done and he never came back to fix anything

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
didn't poo poo but passed plenty of :gas:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


patrick.. once right

so we were working the late shift at dunkin donuts' special burrito lab and one of the pcs with about 10 years of uptime just *dies*.

"I am getting to old for this poo poo" I said

but patrick.. drat that fuckin sly dawg, pulled out his cell phone, got to an old pc emulation app and uploaded that heap of poo poo to his phone and rewired the headphones socket to work into the network cable and we were up and operational in like 2 and a half hours!

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
anyone got the 4chan cj imgur album?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Maximum Leader posted:

anyone got the 4chan cj imgur album?

get the gently caress out

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

echinopsis posted:

and when the debt collection dudes came around looking for him coz he owed money and youd tell him hed be like "i dont give a gently caress about any of that bullshit"
...
never took a single at-work poo poo.

I can't reconcile these two facts in my brain

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
he ignored his bodies call to the toilet. he had a good work ethic

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:
the third shift L3 I worked with at my first cj gig was a loving genius. He had degrees in physics and russian and played semi-pro indoor volleyball lol. He also listened to old radio dramas when he was on shift.

he was some kind of wizard with investment and owns property because when the company finally went under I'm pretty sure he semi-retired.

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
then he died of skin cancer at ago 33 because he tried to toughen it out and didn't see the free socialist doc until it has spread to the rest of his body

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

echinopsis posted:



patrick.. once right

so we were working the late shift at dunkin donuts' special burrito lab and one of the pcs with about 10 years of uptime just *dies*.

"I am getting to old for this poo poo" I said

but patrick.. drat that fuckin sly dawg, pulled out his cell phone, got to an old pc emulation app and uploaded that heap of poo poo to his phone and rewired the headphones socket to work into the network cable and we were up and operational in like 2 and a half hours!

makes
what you wish
doesn't you were
kill you dead

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Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
he valiantly carried the legendary printer for the princess' sake

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