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Did you play Warhammer?
Yes, I played Warhammer as a kid (am virgin)
No, I never played Warhammer as a kid (am virgin)
I STILL PLAY WARHAMMER (am virgin)
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epK0ouN0l7U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKPw86ivR7A

I always loved the Total War Series: and as a young tyke I played the Warhammers in real life. I knew that it would own to combine the two.

Real excited, looks good. Warhammer factions should be a fun change-up for the Total War Franchise because the different races+magic allow for much more varied gameplay opportunities, and also things will just be more visually interesting.

Looks good, going to buy it. Who is with me?

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
lmao at controlling the Goblin Doom Divers from 3rd person. Sounds OP as poo poo I'm going to snipe some fools with my kamikazi gobbos take THAT super expensive enemy wizard!!

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

warhammer is for fags

mekkanare
Sep 12, 2008
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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

trying to jack off posted:

warhammer is for fags

This

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

warhammer is for fags

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

trying to jack off posted:

warhammer is for fags

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Check out these awesome dynamic animations. We really put a lot of effort into it. *video shows exactly one cool animation per unit, playing over and over across the battlefield*

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I'm glad you're excited for something, OP, but Warhammer looks sooooo stupid and I dont care at all about it.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Thank you for the wacky poll options, forums user JIZZ DENOUEMENT

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.
I unfortunately cannot participate in this poll, as I have had sex many times.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Lumpy the Cook doesn't care what the gently caress OP thinks.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Welcome to the Imp Zone roast of Jizz Denouncement. Put a fork up his rear end, because he's done.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
lol at imagining the OP as a 10 year old who was really into warhammer. just lol.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

trying to jack off posted:

warhammer is for fags

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

coldplay chiptunes posted:

lol at imagining the OP as a 10 year old who was really into warhammer. just lol.
Why do you have to imagine something that exists right now?

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Total Warshit

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Pronounced like "horseshit" imo

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

coldplay chiptunes posted:

lol at imagining the OP as a 10 year old who was really into warhammer. just lol.


Pablo Gigante posted:

Why do you have to imagine something that exists right now?

lol

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Larry Parrish posted:

Check out these awesome dynamic animations. We really put a lot of effort into it. *video shows exactly one cool animation per unit, playing over and over across the battlefield*

I also like the part where they hype up the cavalry as they slowly, dramatically, enter the field. And as the cavalry starts charging towards the enemy, the narrator immediately hedges his bets and is like "uh yeah so we're still working on making the cavalry impact feel powerful"

*cavalry unit stops immediately when it touches enemies*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I also like the part where they hype up the cavalry as they slowly, dramatically, enter the field. And as the cavalry starts charging towards the enemy, the narrator immediately hedges his bets and is like "uh yeah so we're still working on making the cavalry impact feel powerful"

*cavalry unit stops immediately when it touches enemies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOeHGOchts8

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
yeah it looks like it'll be pretty fun OP

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Not really into Total War or Warhammer OP. Hope you enjoy though.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I don't care enough about Warhammer to feel good or bad toward it at all really. The LOTR mod for Medieval 2 was some win however.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hmm I expected it to be that slut breeding game a sex offender fantasized about in ycs/lf or wherever. Instead,

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Not really into Total War or Warhammer OP. Hope you enjoy though.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Ralp posted:

hmm I expected it to be that slut breeding game a sex offender fantasized about in ycs/lf or wherever. Instead,

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=499804380

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


I don't think this is going to live up to the fantasy in the slightest.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Ralp posted:

hmm I expected it to be that slut breeding game a sex offender fantasized about in ycs/lf or wherever. Instead,

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

:whitewater::whitewater::whitewater:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


Total Whore

Bedlamdan
Apr 25, 2008
This may be a controversial opinion, but I think this game might actually be fun

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvHZiRirAU

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

i liked Dawn of War up to the point the campaign missions started repeating themselves. that's my only experience with Warhammer

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:awesome:

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

i liked Dawn of War up to the point the campaign missions started repeating themselves. that's my only experience with Warhammer

theres also the goon that collects rat skulls from under his fridge to decorate his warhammer toys

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

trying to jack off posted:

warhammer is for fags

Oh yeah well, would a fag do this? *preorders the game

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010


Hell, its about time.

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qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

trying to jack off posted:

theres also the goon that collects rat skulls from under his fridge to decorate his warhammer toys

Brutal

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