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Welcome to the 2015 National League Wild Card game! Where the second and third best teams in the league, having both endured decades of heartache, fight it out in a one game steel cage death match. Only one will get to play another game this year! Who will break the hearts of a city and win passage to the NLDS? Where they most likely will get knocked out by the St. Louis Cardinals. There is no God. Your Contestants: Chicago Cubs The avatars of sports misery. The entirety of the Cold War played out since the last time they even appeared in a World Series. Now they have one of the best managers, one of the best pitchers, and a few of the best rookies in baseball. Let's see how they screw it up. LINEUP 1. Dexter Fowler, cf 2. Kyle Schwarber, rf 3. Kris Bryant, lf 4. Anthony Rizzo, 1b 5. Tommy La Stella, 3b 6. Starlin Castro, 2b 7. Miguel Montero, c 8. Addison Russell, ss 9. Jake Arrieta, p Pittsburgh Pirates This is their third straight season hosting the Wild Card game. Hope to score more runs than last year, while allowing fewer grand slams. Their terrible secret: every Pirates fan is actually two Steelers fan, standing on their shoulders beneath an oversized coat. LINEUP 1. Gregory Polanco, rf 2. Josh Harrison, 3b 3. Andrew McCutchen, cf 4. Starling Marte, lf 5. Francisco Cervelli, c 6. Neil Walker, 2b 7. Jordy Mercer, ss 8. Sean Rodriguez, 1b 9. Gerrit Cole, p Let's go misery! 
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Anyone not rooting for the Cubs is Hitler. Does this look like the face of Hitler? 
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Oct 8, 2015 00:05
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:How did he not get a double out of that? He probably fell down.
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Oct 8, 2015 01:14
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RIP
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Oct 8, 2015 01:51
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Lol why did Bryant run on a popup? Take away his ROTY and give it to Duffy
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Oct 8, 2015 01:56
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Poque posted:Ohhhhhhh my goiioooddddd. I am a very spooky skeleton. So Kevlar, how smashed is Poque?
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Oct 8, 2015 02:06
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Hurdle took a long time to remove Volquez last year too.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:23
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Wow
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Oct 8, 2015 02:52
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Cubs.... don't?
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Oct 8, 2015 02:56
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Bucs fans so salty I bet they'd taste surprisingly good with chocolate. Hold up that got weird.
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Oct 8, 2015 03:35
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Bucs get MadBummed again.
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Oct 8, 2015 04:00
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I'm gad the Cubs won because I can claim my thread title was prescient.
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