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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i have a bunch of holes drilled into my torso for extra breathing but now i cant swim.

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i'll plug some of the holes up with corks and have rest modded to be gill holes. i can swim now...

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I was torn a new rear end in a top hat by my boss but it was only figurative so I coulnd't poop with it

deep dish peat moss

Navel replaced with an electrical outlet that feeds off of the power in your heart

deep dish peat moss

Stomach moved to the outside so people stop asking what I had for lunch

deep dish peat moss

Lacquered Fritos implanted in my chin and I make jokes about my corny beard all the time.

deep dish peat moss

It's like a tattoo made by removing strips of skin

deep dish peat moss

Glass bowl installed right in the bridge of my nose

deep dish peat moss

Moved my toes up to my neck to show girls how big they are.

Box of Spiders

WHATS IN THE BOX
Replaced my eyes with shot glasses. Im fun at parties.

Korean Boomhauer
i am teh mod of my own body

Korean Boomhauer
oh like actual body mods i had all holes replaced with ears

Piso Mojado

Hick Magnet posted:

Moved my toes up to my neck to show girls how big they are.

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
surgically removing all flesh and organs to become a spooky skeleton

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Hick Magnet posted:

Navel replaced with an electrical outlet that feeds off of the power in your heart

[Facing down my greatest foe yet.]

I'LL DEFEAT YOU USING THE POWER IN MY HEART!!

[Wiggles finger in belly button.]

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
clothes are just body mods for your outsides

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social vegan



replaced my butt with gnarlyhotep

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
implants a magnet in my index fingertip so I can detect subtle magnetic fields like a cyberwizard

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FutonForensic

replaced my fingernails with hands, each with its own recursive set of hand nails, resulting in an infinite fractal of hands. i can goose... everyone in the universe


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FutonForensic posted:

replaced my fingernails with hands, each with its own recursive set of hand nails, resulting in an infinite fractal of hands. i can goose... everyone in the universe

The internet is a strange and wonderful place

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Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

made myself cold-blooded. then i anchored a steampunk wood stove to the back of my ribcage to keep myself warm

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
byod mods.. Be your own dad. gross maybe like body mods. dont

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A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



nipples on my asscheeks

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a fleshy water-wing around my neck to float around in the water.

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a pouch in my throat that stores extra blood to be sprayed like a defense mechanism.

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social vegan



strong arms and legs where mya rms and legs are

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



A modded bladder so i pee out of my butt like a woman does

social vegan



a ham where my girl is

Piso Mojado

social vegan posted:

strong arms and legs where mya rms and legs are

precision

by VideoGames
a rear end pocket full of whiskey

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
cut down a bit of my stomach fat every day by using this 1 weird old tip

fuck. marry. t-rex

Yobgoblin posted:

a pouch in my throat that stores extra blood to be sprayed like a defense mechanism.

You can get this ez if you smoke cigarettes

Hello Meow
I got a lip plate that is now so big you can put a totinos party pizza in it
im working on being able to eat it in one bite with my modded esophagus and teeth

treasure bear

a little door on my belly so i can let the pudding out

GEExCEE

I got shoes w wheels on the bottom so I can zoom around the mall at speed

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
got my knuckles modified to blast my body fat like silly string

GEExCEE posted:

I got shoes w wheels on the bottom so I can zoom around the mall at speed

roller-skates aren't body mods..

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joke_explainer


Hick Magnet posted:

It's like a tattoo made by removing strips of skin

that's actually a thing though unfortunately:



Gives me the heebie jeebies, but some people really like that sort of thing.

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


feet turned into roller skates but now its really hard to walk up hills

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
i just want some trickle nipple and grumpy dog clipart

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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


joke_explainer posted:

that's actually a thing though unfortunately:



Gives me the heebie jeebies, but some people really like that sort of thing.

*looks up from pumpkin carving bench* this...is what ive been training for

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