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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Aw Athanatos I liked the idea of a dual GDT system

I'll reopen it when Mallett comes back in

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:15

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:34

curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

Zoran posted:

College is popular but only as a spectator sport

i like foobaw i'm not a friggin' nerd

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Petite Dinklage posted:

College is popular in the south because they can still practice plantation-era racism in the Greek houses

Yeah but Northern Colleges have pussy-eating hazing lines and dudes who want some loving mac and cheese

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:16

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Aw Athanatos I liked the idea of a dual GDT system

my dream dies, ashes in my mouth :negative:

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:16

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

So Arian Foster didn't scramble his brain?

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:16

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

Run Gatorade Hater Foster run.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:16

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Foster is still playing??? so much for concussion protocol

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:17

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Yeah but Northern Colleges have pussy-eating hazing lines and dudes who want some loving mac and cheese

Exactly. Checkmate

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:17

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

warcrimes posted:

my dream dies, ashes in my mouth

If you got two GDTs on your forums you don't have one

*spits*

*drinks bad beer*

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:17

curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

Petite Dinklage posted:

So Arian Foster didn't scramble his brain?

he probably just had "his bell rung" or "the wind knocked out of him".

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:17

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

About time they put Davis on him.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:18

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Look, Vontae on Hopkins

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:18

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

That OPI gets called 1 out of 1,000 times

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:18

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

commieB posted:

he probably just had "his bell rung" or "the wind knocked out of him".

What does "has tweeting birds circling his head" count as?

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:18

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Petite Dinklage posted:

That OPI gets called 1 out of 1,000 times

That was a weakass call.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:18

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Texans need a spark. Time to switch up QBs!

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:18

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

commieB posted:

he probably just had "his bell rung" or "the wind knocked out of him".

He "poo poo his pants".

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:19

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

nuk why you gotta take away my hoyer bombs

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:19

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

It's fun to make fun of Pep Hamilton, but he's called a great game so far tonight.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:19

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Whalen no

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:19

curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

put in mallett and reopen the mallett thread the hoyer dream is dead

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:19

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

commieB posted:

put in mallett and reopen the mallett thread the hoyer dream is dead

I'm hovering the open button

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Silly Burrito posted:

He "poo poo his pants".

Arian Foster is a goon

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Foster talking with the neurologist:

Neurologist: How are you feeling, Arian?

Foster: Aryan? I'm black! Put me in, coach!

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Silly Burrito posted:

He "poo poo his pants".

Eh, he's no longer vegan, so hopefully his fiber intake is a little more reasonable now.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

commieB posted:

put in mallett and reopen the mallett thread the hoyer dream is dead

I want to start a Tom Savage GDT.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

So I just found out a stunt woman on the new Resident Evil movie got into an accident that degloved her face

holy poo poo

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Hooray a GDT. Has Lowtax set up a Patreon or something yet?

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So I just found out a stunt woman on the new Resident Evil movie got into an accident that degloved her face

holy poo poo

What

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Athanatos posted:

I'm hovering the open button

I support this system and will close if QBs switch again

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So I just found out a stunt woman on the new Resident Evil movie got into an accident that degloved her face

holy poo poo

jesus gently caress....

....they are making another Resident Evil?

That's horrible.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I support this system and will close if QBs switch again

Need a mod with thread namechanges

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

weas: Jul 22, 2007; Tougher than the
toughest tough guy

I am still kind of in shock that Matt Hasselbeck is playing QB in an NFL game.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:20

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

What was the penalty on the colts coach earlier?

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:21

curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

wtf is degloved?

why did i GIS that?

# ? Oct 9, 2015 03:21

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle