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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Texans are terrible

Also just found out the forums were back up

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Texans who were supposed to have a really good defense have given up 20 to the Hasselbeck led Colts though

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm watching the Astros so I haven't seen but are the Texans just poo poo with the pass rush or is Indy getting rid of it super fast

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

I'm glad this and the Astros are keeping my mind off Real Life poo poo tonight

:smith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Athanatos posted:

They are double teaming Watt and Clowney, That's it

What a joke

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I was wrong to think the Texans are a QB away. The senior citizen brigade is going nuts against their "vaunted" defense

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol just saw the team stats

Texans lead first downs 20-15
Texans lead yards 344-248
Texans lead time of possession 26:26 to 18:34

Yet they're still finding a way to be losing

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Gandalf21 posted:

Colts o-line is looking shockingly competent.

Everyone's has against the Texans really

"You can't double team Watt and Clowney on every play, someone will come unblocked!"

lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Texans are officially the slumpbuster of the NFL

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Can't wait to watch Hackenberg suck next year

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Lessail posted:

texans defense not looking all that good

Through five games I think they have only one takeaway this year lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

y'all gonna cry about that one too?

Not watching but when a legit penalty happens after what the thread seems to think is half a dozen bullshit ones getting smug about it is pretty dumb

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

AJ is exacting his revenge

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol the Texans are a joke

lol they gave a shitload of money to Kareem Jackson and Derek Newton and Whitney Mercilus

lol the contract extension for Mercilus wasn't "He broke out during a contract year" but rather "He was showing signs he had the potential to break out the following year during a contract year"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Texans are last place in the most garbage division in NFL history

Great job all

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Holy poo poo did Foster really have 17 rushes for 10 yards before that carry or is the app slow to update

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

PrinceRandom posted:

are you okay?

jesus

I'm good the Astros are up 5-2 Rasmus just jacked a huge one

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Chinatown posted:

Hey I didn't know Novak signed to the Texans. That's cool.

I liked him with the Chargers. :unsmith:

His attempt to make a 52 yard FG last week would have been hilarious if he didn't play for my team

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

And the Astros are about to give up the game tying HR

Kill me

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Remember when we signed Hoyer because he's smart and safe

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

Houston football though! Gonna be 5-0 :unsmith:

Give me that top 25 you fuckers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Astros got out of it and are cool and good unlike the Texans who are terrible and gave up 27 points to Matt Hasselbeck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Fire BOB trade JJ and Clowney to the Patriots for a 7th apiece burn NRG to the ground move the Texans to San Antonio

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

squarerandom posted:

What channel is the baseball game on?

Fox Sports 1 I think? I"m using mlb.tv

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Well at least my Sundays are free for awhile

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Intruder posted:

Well at least my Sundays are free for awhile

Just kidding I'm still going to watch them because I'm a dumb idiot

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