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olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe


The Talking Computron. It was like a Speak & Spell but with more activities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVYoWSHuGU&t=28s

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Holy poo poo how did I forget about these? If I remember correctly this is what convinced my parents to invest in a battery charger.

You could build more than just those things though. The only limitations were your imagination, the length or the cords, the weight of the motors, and the engineering prowess of an eight-year old.

No wait, those things are different. Here's what I was thinking of

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

AKA Pseudonym posted:

No wait, those things are different. Here's what I was thinking of



I'm jealous of that right now.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Is that Robotix?

e: Also known as "Did you see the Other Zoids on Super Channel yesterday? They sucked."

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Yep, I don't really recall either cartoon though

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Yep, I don't really recall either cartoon though

I can lend you the VHS.

FuzzyBuddha
Dec 7, 2003

Legos and Star Wars stuff pretty well covered, so allow me to introduce to you the Mattel Master Caster.


Make awesome cars out of wax. Problem was, I'd often recycle the wax and eventually all my cars came out a dirty brown color and had hair and dirt embedded in them.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

FuzzyBuddha posted:

Legos and Star Wars stuff pretty well covered, so allow me to introduce to you the Mattel Master Caster.


Make awesome cars out of wax. Problem was, I'd often recycle the wax and eventually all my cars came out a dirty brown color and had hair and dirt embedded in them.

So Kias, then?

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

I had one of these child's computers. You'd put in a card with an activity or a puzzle on it, and that's the program the display would show.



I had completely forgotten about it until this thread got me thinking.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Captain Lavender posted:

I had one of these child's computers. You'd put in a card with an activity or a puzzle on it, and that's the program the display would show.



I had completely forgotten about it until this thread got me thinking.



I had one or two Sesame Street books, one of Hello Kitty (this was 1980s) and my favorite, an Inspector Gadget book.

sock it to me!
Feb 7, 2010
Mega Force

Little metal tanks and planes mixed with big metal tanks and planes. Here's a pretty fun, (bad) old site that features the first series. So. loving. Awesome. Everything deployed in some way, and all the big toys had a ton of little extras.

http://www.toyarchive.com/Megaforce/Series1.html

STARCOM: The U.S. Space Force
All kinds of transforming rovers and drop ships and space poo poo. Little dudes with magnetic feet. Take a minute to read this and look at the loving rad toys at the bottom.

http://futurewarstories.blogspot.com/2011/09/msf-oddities-starcom-us-space-force.html?m=1

Yes I am old.

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

Captain Lavender posted:

I had one of these child's computers. You'd put in a card with an activity or a puzzle on it, and that's the program the display would show.



I had completely forgotten about it until this thread got me thinking.

I was just thinking about my Whiz Kid since reading this thread! Mine was this style though:



The one program I remember clearly would display an image, and you had to correctly spell the word. I think they tried to have one starting with each letter of the alphabet. I always got stuck at the picture of a sailboat - "sailboat", "boat", and "ship" were all wrong answers - they were looking for "yacht", which is kind of hard for a 4 year old to remember.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Capoeira Capybara posted:


STARCOM: The U.S. Space Force
All kinds of transforming rovers and drop ships and space poo poo. Little dudes with magnetic feet. Take a minute to read this and look at the loving rad toys at the bottom.

http://futurewarstories.blogspot.com/2011/09/msf-oddities-starcom-us-space-force.html?m=1

Yes I am old.


Holy poo poo, thank you. I finally have a name for the set of toys my childhood friend would bring over to play war with my GI Joes. I remember making fun of them because they weren't GI Joes and constantly mocked him for getting cheap Chinese knock off action figures for Christmas. (But I was secretly envious of that sweet F1400 StarWolf with the pop out skids).

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

These doubled as Barbie go-karts for me.

Bubble_Princess
Dec 25, 2013
I had the Skydancer, she was the closest thing to a Barbie I own.... Because apparently there is a side of me that wanted a cuddly doll that could slice people open.



Plus I had this doll, I never liked dolls much by my grandmother gave me her so I loved it.... So devastated when my brothers destroyed it.



Oh, and there was this. Best. Pet. Ever

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

TOMY made the best stuff.







Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


So on top of Lego, I had a bunch of Brio Train stuff like this

and I can't seem to find the right thing to google, but i had these plastic car roads - they weren't those fancy matchbox car sets or those slot car tracks, but literally just a bunch of interconectable grey roads, intersections, turns, complete with signs and lamposts that you could attach where you want.

I'd combine all three of these things to make sick awesome cities that would take up most of my bedroom floor. (And that my parents would always tell me to clean up)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pastry of the Year posted:

TOMY made the best stuff.





I played with this thing for so many hours. I may actually buy one again.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Capoeira Capybara posted:

Mega Force

Little metal tanks and planes mixed with big metal tanks and planes. Here's a pretty fun, (bad) old site that features the first series. So. loving. Awesome. Everything deployed in some way, and all the big toys had a ton of little extras.

http://www.toyarchive.com/Megaforce/Series1.html

I had the Triax tanks and the V-Rocs rocket launchers, and I played the poo poo out of them. My playmates had these huge army men sets, but nobody objected to my Megaforce units being embedded in their forces :neckbeard:

I never got the AA tanks but I used to think they were the poo poo. And drat I didn't remember the super-heavy units were that cool. The whole line had to have been designed by some serious war nerds, because the designs are fantastical but look just right for military hardware, and the technical specifications are detailed and mostly make sense:

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

I would have committed murder for this Lego set:



Alas, we were poor, and the best Technic set I ever got was this:



e. I did eventually buy a couple of the bigger Technic models as an adult, such as:



But it just isn't the same anymore. The newer pin-and-beam Technic requires a lot more planning and thought to build things, and you can't just slam together Legos until you accidentally build something really cool like you could with the old studded beams. I wound up giving my whole collection to my nephews, who are apparently a lot smarter and more creative than I am.

rndmnmbr has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Oct 22, 2015

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Pastry of the Year posted:

TOMY made the best stuff.






Holy poo poo, that brings back memories. Had both, and the car one got left in the family car on one particularly hot summer's weekend ... and melted

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Had the bonus feature of: "Find the little pegs in the oddest of places for the next decade or so".


Rainbow Brite was a fashion visionary, rivaled only by the likes of Jem and the Holograms.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Six-Of-Hearts posted:


Had the bonus feature of: "Find the little pegs in the oddest of places for the next decade or so".

Also "Burn the tips of your fingers because it was on all night and you didn't wait long enough after turning it off to play with it again". I'm fairly convinced that my moderate insensitivity to heat via touch can be traced back to that thing.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Six-Of-Hearts posted:


Had the bonus feature of: "Find the little pegs in the oddest of places for the next decade or so".

This was a sore spot for me being color blind.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






I never had one of these things, but i remember the commercials being on all the loving time on saturday mornings.
Every time i've asked anyone if they remember them or had one, they look at me like i'm a crazy person (which i am, but not for that reason) who remembers something that never existed.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Help me remember a toy. I was born in 1986 so I probably saw this toy on TV between 1993 and 1998. It was a two-play toy. You and the other person stood about 20 feet apart from each other. Each of you held a pair of handle/grips attached to a wire/cable. There was a football shaped item with a hollow core, and the wire/cable ran through the core. When you pulled your hands apart, the football would go flying on the cable toward the other person, and they would do the same to propel it back to you.

The gently caress was it called? Zoomball? Zoom smash? Smash zoom ball?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Help me remember a toy. I was born in 1986 so I probably saw this toy on TV between 1993 and 1998. It was a two-play toy. You and the other person stood about 20 feet apart from each other. Each of you held a pair of handle/grips attached to a wire/cable. There was a football shaped item with a hollow core, and the wire/cable ran through the core. When you pulled your hands apart, the football would go flying on the cable toward the other person, and they would do the same to propel it back to you.

The gently caress was it called? Zoomball? Zoom smash? Smash zoom ball?

Zoom Ball?

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Oh poo poo :(

http://www.amazon.com/Slider-Family-Autism-Therapy-Teamwork/dp/B008D2U91M

It's a loving autism treatment toy.

My parents thought I was autistic?

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
What on earth is it? Like, how do you use it?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Stick Insect posted:

What on earth is it?

If i remember right, you sit on the red part, feet go on the bar about where the yellow things are, you steer with the handles, and kind of rock yourself back and forth to make it go forward.

to0terfish
Apr 4, 2015

Pork Pro

Stick Insect posted:

What on earth is it? Like, how do you use it?

That's a roller racer and they were designed to go down steep hills at impressive speeds.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOI6LLIzIDk

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Oh poo poo :(

http://www.amazon.com/Slider-Family-Autism-Therapy-Teamwork/dp/B008D2U91M

It's a loving autism treatment toy.

My parents thought I was autistic?

Hey hey hey. Stop that. We all think you're autistic.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011



We had these at my elementary school gym, or something similar. The teacher would bring them out for special occasions as a reward.
They were unbelievably fun but only worked on perfectly flat linoleum. So basically useless for home use/outdoors since you needed a ton of space.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Stick Insect posted:

What on earth is it? Like, how do you use it?

You basically just sit on it and then ride it down a hill. You steer with the handles.

You will notice that it has no good way to stop other than your feet and it is designed to go...well...rather fast. I only remember actually seeing one, ever, and the kid that owned it rode it into the side of a house.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Stick Insect posted:

What on earth is it? Like, how do you use it?

Very




























carefully.

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
Thank you for your replies. It looks perfectly dangerous, I probably would've loved it.

King Doom
Dec 1, 2004
I am on the Internet.

hackbunny posted:

I had the Triax tanks and the V-Rocs rocket launchers, and I played the poo poo out of them. My playmates had these huge army men sets, but nobody objected to my Megaforce units being embedded in their forces :neckbeard:

I never got the AA tanks but I used to think they were the poo poo. And drat I didn't remember the super-heavy units were that cool. The whole line had to have been designed by some serious war nerds, because the designs are fantastical but look just right for military hardware, and the technical specifications are detailed and mostly make sense:



Ah, these were the poo poo. I loved these things. The Ramfist was one of the coolest toys ever, a giant anti armour thing with two massive rotating blades that spun when you pressed the button. Bloody powerful springs on it as well - if you got bored of flinging tiny metal tanks around you could wail on your little brother for being annoying with it.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




ToxicSlurpee posted:

You basically just sit on it and then ride it down a hill. You steer with the handles.

You will notice that it has no good way to stop other than your feet and it is designed to go...well...rather fast. I only remember actually seeing one, ever, and the kid that owned it rode it into the side of a house.

I have Fury Road playing on my other monitor, and read the last part of your post right as Nux was screaming "I am the man who grabs the sun! RIDING TO VALHALLA!!!"

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ThatSlacker
May 25, 2004

lidnsya posted:

I just remembered Capsela!


My dad always bought me science toys. :3

Holy crap. I had completely forgotten about Capsela until now. That really takes me back.

So out of nostalgia I figured I'd look up what they're charging for them now. Dear god are those things ever expensive on Amazon. Clearly long out of production.

EDIT - Most of the pictures show a floating vehicle. Those clear pods that the motor and battery went in were not even close to waterproof. You had to build really carefully to avoid flipping and dunking your motor.

ThatSlacker has a new favorite as of 03:33 on Oct 25, 2015

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