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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

A few days ago I discovered this spider in my apartment. I kill the larger spiders that I see, even though it's not really their fault they are spiders, but whatever. This is a tiny spider, although I think he looks a little bigger than when I first saw him? Thinking about that, I have decided to document the little guy's journey with a picture each day.

So, day 1, here is Reginald. Just chilling. Possibly sleeping. Hopefully not dead.



To give you a sense of scale, Reginald is very tiny, you could probably fit 10-20 spiders his size on a dime, depending on how tightly they were packed.

I hope you'll join me on this exciting adventure and check out Reginald's new picture each day.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

hes going to kill and eat you

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

That is why I have to keep a daily track of how big he is.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what form of brain disease is "nipping at your heels" OP?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Spiders are tiny friends that will leave once they stop catching food

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
do you live in the U.S.? we have free healthcare now its called "obama-care" but everyone loves it

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The real small ones go in your peehole to sleep at night OP.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

what form of brain disease is "nipping at your heels" OP?

Not sure, could be a brain tumor maybe??

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
is it like schizophrenia? thats my bet. its ok though you just need to calm the gently caress down

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

dumb spider

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
boris would be a good name too from that "who" song

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

is it like schizophrenia? thats my bet. its ok though you just need to calm the gently caress down

Yeah, could be it. I actually have health insurance from my job, so I will have to take their mental health assessment online so I can tell you for sure.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
psycho

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ty1990 posted:

dumb spider

Dumb spider is -140 to defeat me in the eventual battle to the death that Parallax Scroll referenced.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
he is our hero!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Don't kill spiders, OP.
Perhaps Reginald can teach you that really a spider is just like you, only smaller and with more legs.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I.C. posted:

Don't kill spiders, OP.
Perhaps Reginald can teach you that really a spider is just like you, only smaller and with more legs.

furry spotted

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Spiders are just tiny cats

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
why do you have weird gashes in your drywall

ElectroMagneticJosh
Oct 13, 2006

Lets Volt In!!
In the future spiders will be part of a balanced diet.

Why not get a head start on that trend now?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Maggots taste and feel like coconut

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Get rid of

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
That lil ball back it has is going to grow bigger and bigger until reginald gets you. And if you try and crush him when hes big all these lil reginalds are going to pour out of that ball and swarm your arm covering it completely and eating away your flesh.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
OP can you do me a favor I currently can't do this but I have a pretty cool idea that i think you should do and put in the OP

can you take your picture of reginald and put it in a video set to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBftfMt5xA

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
p sure thats actually a tiny crab op. poor fella probably got lost on the way to the sea :smith:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Marvin Freeman posted:

p sure thats actually a tiny crab op. poor fella probably got lost on the way to the sea :smith:

would make for a pretty great children's movie

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

mr.capps posted:

OP can you do me a favor I currently can't do this but I have a pretty cool idea that i think you should do and put in the OP

can you take your picture of reginald and put it in a video set to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBftfMt5xA

Doesn't seem all that cool to me? Not sure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVDfH3vYlIk

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
is he dead yet?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

OctoberBlues posted:

Doesn't seem all that cool to me? Not sure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVDfH3vYlIk

its epic op

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
op i pledge my life to the protection of this thread and spider

reginald shall be my leige, if tho shall have my sword

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Reginald would be happy to hear that. Not that I talk to him, that would be weird.

I don't think he's moved since last night, but he is a spider, so I think that is normal. I hope that is normal.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i hope ur getting the help u need op

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
finally i have found purpose in life after listlessly wandering these forums

who knew that redemption could come in an 8 legged form

thank you reginald, i will protect thee well

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i think spiders live in the hood of my car. they build webs over the side mirrors and crawl on the windshield.

haven't found any ants in my car, coincidence?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
OK OP i have another cool idea for a video i think you should do
you should put my avatar picture in a video with reginald's picture with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4Ib-7fJqY

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
it would be epic since the song matches my love for reginald and how i wish to protect and serve my spider leige

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
i lust for spider death :unsmigghh:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Leave this place Marvin, or I shall slice through you like a cake

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
everyone is gay, right? which is fine but i just dont get it

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naem
May 29, 2011

amityville anus posted:

Spiders are just tiny cats

:stare:

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