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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
p good

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

OctoberBlues posted:

Reginald would be happy to hear that. Not that I talk to him, that would be weird.

I don't think he's moved since last night, but he is a spider, so I think that is normal. I hope that is normal.

blow on him to get him to wiggle around a little :3:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I only have one spider in my classroom right now (that I know of). It's a tarantula. In the past I've also had black widows. Very popular with the students. They are fascinated by all my creepy-crawlies.

My current inventory of invertebrates is as follows:

1. One Pink-Toed Tarantula
2. Several Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
3. Dozens of Mealworms and Mealworm beetles
4. 2-3 dozen Giant Cave Cockroaches
5. 6 various species of Mantid
6. Hundreds, if not thousands of Lobster Cockroaches.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

YeahTubaMike posted:

blow on him to get him to wiggle around a little :3:

I did this, and it seemed to annoy Reginald, but he walked around a bit, so he's still alive! Here he is in his new location, pissed off and probably ready to move back.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9b76RWM7qE

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

STEP ON SPIDER

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i find it terrible the rowdy trout took over and not reginald

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i can't believe we are just sitting here letting this happen
the spider showed me a new way of life and this trout is making a mockery of our forums with his rowdiness

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
This spider rules and I hope he outlives all of us.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The trout is a passing fancy. Reginald is getting bigger every day, literally. He is just biding his time.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
ok so I came up with some hashtags:

#OustTheTrout
#ReginaldSpider
#8legs8lettername
#mycribeisaweb

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

#ReginaldSpider



Reginald is just relaxing today, legs spread out and chilling. He seems happy, full, and ready to live the day to the fullest.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
is reggie dead yet?

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I hope he doesn't bite you!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Kazak_Hstan posted:

I hope he doesn't bite you!

I hope he eats the OP and also gets big+smart enough to post on OP's account.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

genesplicer posted:

I only have one spider in my classroom right now (that I know of). It's a tarantula. In the past I've also had black widows. Very popular with the students. They are fascinated by all my creepy-crawlies.

My current inventory of invertebrates is as follows:

1. One Pink-Toed Tarantula
2. Several Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
3. Dozens of Mealworms and Mealworm beetles
4. 2-3 dozen Giant Cave Cockroaches
5. 6 various species of Mantid
6. Hundreds, if not thousands of Lobster Cockroaches.

Who the duck let you have a black widow in a classroom.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Kazak_Hstan posted:

Who the duck let you have a black widow in a classroom.

Public schools

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The Rage posted:

Public schools

They wont let you have a tweety bird keychain cause they think you'll choke somene to death with it.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=95594

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hi, I think Reginald ate a spider. A very small amount of research indicates that perhaps Reginald is a female who ate her mate? It doesn't sound like they generally just eat other spiders for fun. Although I have never seen another spider around there?

All I know is Reginald is just hanging out right now next to a set of spider legs. No body. Just legs.

I was originally just joking about Reginald murdering me, but...

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.
What's wrong with you OP.

OctoberBlues posted:

Hi, I think Reginald ate a spider. A very small amount of research indicates that perhaps Reginald is a female who ate her mate? It doesn't sound like they generally just eat other spiders for fun. Although I have never seen another spider around there?

All I know is Reginald is just hanging out right now next to a set of spider legs. No body. Just legs.

I was originally just joking about Reginald murdering me, but...

Some day your transsexual mexican spider will grow up and eat you OP. Kill it before it's too late.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

OctoberBlues posted:

Hi, I think Reginald ate a spider. A very small amount of research indicates that perhaps Reginald is a female who ate her mate? It doesn't sound like they generally just eat other spiders for fun. Although I have never seen another spider around there?

All I know is Reginald is just hanging out right now next to a set of spider legs. No body. Just legs.

I was originally just joking about Reginald murdering me, but...

Better change reggies name to Anita.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Does anyone here know anything about spiders? Because now that I look closer, Reginald's legs look very white colored and spiders do molt, so I'm wondering if that crazy son of a bitch shed his old legs and now he's rocking new legs? Is that possible?

edit: yes, this had to be what happened. His legs look almost black in the old pictures. They are now almost white and the left behind legs are black.

edit2: meaning Reginald is still Reginald and not an evil spider killer.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Reginald, sporting the new and improved body.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Thats what Anita wants you to think. She killed reggie and took his legs

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
get out of here al borland you are not a true believer

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mr.capps posted:

get out of here al borland you are not a true believer

In doubt there is wisdom and the TRUTH.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Al Borland posted:

Better change reggies name to Anita.

why wouldn't you just change it to regina

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

YeahTubaMike posted:

why wouldn't you just change it to regina

Regina is a county and a bad one. Also its close to vagina.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
then you can name it regine instead, after the chick from living single

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Reginald remains Reginald. I can tell it's him from the way he sits. I'm an expert in that way.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

YeahTubaMike posted:

then you can name it regine instead, after the chick from living single

then it sounds like you're a creepy itallian talking about vagines.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Reginald is already completely black again - spiders are weird creatures. This has been quite a learning experience.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Nice job growing, Reginald.

Keep working on getting big enough to steal this loser's account and also blood.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Reginald is back to 100%, with only his old legs trapped in the web to remind him of the spider he once was.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

OctoberBlues posted:

Reginald is back to 100%, with only his old legs trapped in the web to remind him of the spider he once was.



oh regi is growing up so fast :unsmith:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Reginald is still just hanging around.

I have to leave soon for a short work trip, but I should be back tomorrow night. If I never post again it is safe to assume that Reginald took over while I was gone and killed me upon my return.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i loving love this guy

the spider, not octoberblues, octoberblues is ok i guess

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

find an ant and put it on his web and watch him eat it then step on him.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i had a spider that i allowed to live in my bathroom all summer. every time i took a shower she'd come down from her web to drink from the splatter on the shower walls and look at my dick but she left a couple of days ago :(

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




The Goatfather posted:

i had a spider that i allowed to live in my bathroom all summer. every time i took a shower she'd come down from her web to drink from the splatter on the shower walls and look at my dick but she left a couple of days ago :(

i dont think spiders live that long

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