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slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

- wallet
- glasses (warby parker keenes in burnt lemon tourtise)
- 'field notes' booklet (from duluth trading company)
- android smart phone
- seahawks beard beanie (loving epic)
- my computer

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

someones gonna post that pic and then the thread will just kinda peter out

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

i carry my monster cock and 4-5 magnum condoms, typically all used by the end of the day

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

semon demon posted:

i carry my monster cock and 4-5 magnum condoms, typically all used by the end of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvTA8tlu9B8

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
you forgot your keys op :ohdear:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




i dont see any pugs where are the pugs

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

Phoenixan posted:

you forgot your keys op :ohdear:

lol if you still drive a car

PissWhisk
Oct 12, 2012

quackers
- printer

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have a pen in my pocket when I am at work

I find it handy. wanna write something or sign something? just pull it out. I have to sign poo poo hundreds of times a day that's my job

also when showij people poo poo I tend to pull it out and show them with the pen not my finger like some kind of ape-man

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

someones gonna post that pic and then the thread will just kinda peter out

ok sure



echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
no cash?? what a fail machine

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



never gets old

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

keys, wallet, phone, shame, tiny baby dick

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
Sam's Club? fuckin shameful

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
I carry a wallet and a smartphone

oh and when I go to work I have a badge clipped to me ubernerd style

when I'm fully decked out I also have some sunglasses

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i carry the white man's burden

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
(im fat)

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
a phone and a laptop but often also a tablet even though there's literally no reason to

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
maybe i should get a michaelsoft surface

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
keys lighter and wallet

doin the pat check

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

do things like belt and watch count in this thread? because if so lol at all the little kids itt not wearing a belt.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
i also have other things like a wallet, keys etc like some kind of caveman not living in our high-tech wizardpunk dystopia that can do away with such relics, and glasses like a genetically inferior computerman, but i left those out because they're not computers

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
lol @ watchhavers tho

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

jony ive aces posted:

lol @ watchhavers tho

they own, have fun letting everyone know you're a filthy millennial nonperson by checking the time on your phone

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

jony ive aces posted:

lol @ watchhavers tho

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

they own, have fun letting everyone know you're a filthy millennial nonperson by checking the time on your phone
that's what boomer scum want you to believe

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

jony ive aces posted:

that's what boomer scum want you to believe

It's also how to infiltrate their ranks and destroy them from within :ssh:

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

keys wallet phone badge

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

It's also how to infiltrate their ranks and destroy them from within :ssh:
you better have a knife or some kind of garrotte in your loadout then

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

jony ive aces posted:

you better have some kind of garrotte in your loadout then

built into the omicron spymaster, idiot.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

built into the omicron spymaster, idiot.
don't sign

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
every day I carry a printer 2 miles

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

keys, wallet, phone, pillbox, and a library book in this really cute bag I got on sale. :3:

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

I carry a lot of burdensome feels every day

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
nobody carries a :420:? or a coke vial? wow yospos ur cleaner than i thought

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Silver Alicorn posted:

every day I carry a printer 2 miles

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

froward posted:

nobody carries a :420:? or a coke vial? wow yospos ur cleaner than i thought

secretly we all carry robococks.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i've got a p cool aircraft cable thing that i use as a keyring

it's bendy and easy to undo and was like a buck

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foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


Cyberbird posted:

keys, wallet, phone, pillbox, and a library book in this really cute bag I got on sale. :3:

that's a good bag

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