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Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006
Jinat Ulukaï, hâ oagé.

Grimey Drawer

Trouble on the Rim, Book 2, Chapter 3
The City of Whale, Eastern Outskirts

Part two tens four: Is Update For Kobolds!
Current Region: Huddik




Upgrove is big fly noise maker, what is screeching for to take others Din Din most unrighteous. Is thievin but not properlike with many cleverness, great shame of uglybirds to know only of way of bite .
This sundown is racket making from near den of furbiters, the ones with bossman big snout black eyes snarl howler. Is avoidplace, for is too large for traps.

But lookouter say is come fat small hunam with tall hunam and tall frog, they on hunt is for shinies. They is clashbang with fogies like no problem is big problem, making for den of fur with wise slowness.
Is badness for them that big snarler is good smeller to easyfind clashgroup with pack.

In mind of self the soundmaking from scuffle is to make reminisce the cloudbang skymad fearnoise, am consider making self not gosee until noon after, truth certain. But fear heart no last stand hill die when stomach uproar.
Is must for to go fur place for investigate, says golooker with the angerface on.



...

Self grab poker and trickbag for safeties but stay closeground like golooker show for to not be foodstuff for other.

~~~

Is worse than sun after tribe dance off with drove of uglybirds fill air like trash heap outside big den and furbiters jumpbiting over all hunams. But Golooker is searchfind lost dumbkey stuck on cart with ropes, is treasure of tool to take and yuck of old fogie to not touch before away hurrymake swift.

Is from clambertree what make sense of sights, with golooker to point with interest. There golooker am say, is deadpile tornup uglybirds, there am furbiter slowdie bloodloss.
Is no nourish with such uncouth mess making, am loss on all side. No way of kobold is, but is why uglybird not kobold is are say wisely. Self nod at sensemake golooker, self nod at self for to memory.
Hunams with frog pushover furbiter, frog is jumpfrog badder when furbiter bite greenfrog munchly. Is waivepunt furbiter to dustplace and axscream into neck with bloodmess, then skiphelp to cartplace quicklike.
Golooker right in awaymake, for uglybird and furbite is am follow.

Frog is easy killmake from farplace, with boweyes sparkle it wound uglybird in wing. Is other furbite closer make? Not far when chainswing hunam make swirly shield and smll hunam axbreak curious paw.
Is uglybird swarm for to mealoff hunam make self question. Is joke, much quiet laugh from golooker. Yip!

With nosebleed pawbreak, nopack furbiter offscaddle. Is arrows soon after then uglybird chase. Small hunam bop dumbkey on head like elder to snoozemake youthful pranker, then clambercart and yellshock at clever lefttrap of self. Is snickers.
After yell am hunam to big wreckmaker clamber, pointing shootbit at furbiter with uglybird cloud. Many serious is hunam brow and then more earhurt noise to even make dumbkey sleeptytime disturb from shock and golooker fall from clambertree. Oh noes! Is quickclamber to golooker for safemaking, but is no worry. Golooker faller, is saying. So golooker not golooker long afor golooker learn fall as if clamber; no hurt golooker this way. Excite as furbiter kersplode and uglybird scatter, and ams grasshide then for fury hunam unwant. Frog is to cart going and tall hunam help frog cart going armhold, is helpteam am different from uglybird. Though when cart going is finished, Frog am bowshoot uglybird more until no more uglybird no more furbiter in local, am quiet forestplace sudden.

Frogsay blah blah hunam word, blah blah blah more hunam word. Small hunam is worry. Tall hunam after blah blah is say OK, helpmaking with cloth, then sit.



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1: Self as mouse with golooker, after hunam safe-make, am wonder what hunam do?

A: Isam goback Whale.

B: Isam chasehunt uglybird.

C: Isam lootstay.

E: Isam other thingdo?
What is???

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Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.


College Slice

1: I... think

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!


So we via Kobold we won and Frog wants y head back to whale and our team has casualities.

1. A

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!


... what?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Cornuto posted:

... what?

I feel like I'm teaching English again. Just.... No Maria, no bueno.

That was really good, but please don't do it too often or I'll have an aneurism.

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006
Jinat Ulukaï, hâ oagé.

Grimey Drawer

Outrail posted:

I feel like I'm teaching English again. Just.... No Maria, no bueno.

That was really good, but please don't do it too often or I'll have an aneurism.

Yeah this was just a one-off for funsies, don't worry, I won't do it again any time soon :V


Toughy posted:

So we via Kobold we won and Frog wants y head back to whale and our team has casualities.

TL/DR: Skvababt was bitten in the leg but it is not serious thanks to her armour, though Khami insisted on bandaging the wound.
You are all a bit battered and your donkey has seen better days and some Kobolds (unbeknownst to you) played a prank on you and stole some of your very sparse adventuring gear when you were busy fighting. All the wolves are dead or dying and the remaining Niddlers are escaping.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.


College Slice

Oh right, I thought "1" was "Follow the humans and watch em" A was "go back to whale" (because obviously he's followed us from there or something, why wouldn't a kobold live in a city, best place for thievin') B was "go off and hunt the bird-things" and C was "Stay here while they leave and scrounge poo poo"

Basically I thought we were playing as the kobold now. with the end goal that maybe we could recruit him for our team.

Uhh, B

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009

Why, yes,
I will poke your Gushing Spring Point!


Pillbug

LOOTSTAY, LOOTSTAY

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008



Eat the dead.

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?


Thanks, while its fun to have these interludes, I have to admit to be completely lost as to what happened.

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

Frogsay blah blah hunam word, blah blah blah more hunam word. Small hunam is worry. Tall hunam after blah blah is say OK, helpmaking with cloth, then sit.

Vote: C: Isam lootstay.

It's what a kobold would do.

Waci
May 30, 2011

Let me axe you just one question.

I'm confused and don't know what's happening but i'm present and care about the outcome.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Waci posted:

I'm confused and don't know what's happening but i'm present and care about the outcome.

The politics thread is thataway bud.

Numeron
Mar 23, 2012

A whole new world in
the palm of my hand.

drat, kobolds as well...

If this trip is any indication we might actually have trouble getting monster contracts unless its for something particularly dangerous or provides very specific crafting mats. After all, whats the point in putting out a contract for a monster if later that day it will have wandered off to be replaced by something else entirely?

With the volume of random monsters around perhaps there's somewhere that will just accept and pay for whatever monster corpse you drop at their door?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

No need to sign, we'll take care of that.


Lipstick Apathy

C

Captainicus
Feb 22, 2013


C

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009



whessa big snout bossman?

heap big bigsparkle

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here

alpaca diseases posted:

whessa big snout bossman?

heap big bigsparkle


This am best wordsay. +1

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006
Jinat Ulukaï, hâ oagé.

Grimey Drawer

alpaca diseases posted:

whessa big snout bossman?

heap big bigsparkle


Golooker say, big snout bossman black eye snarlhowler isam headloss uglybird.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars




Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

Golooker say, big snout bossman black eye snarlhowler isam headloss uglybird.

poo poo, we flushed away our quarry.

Is Plan Numeron something we can even give a shot?

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Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006
Jinat Ulukaï, hâ oagé.

Grimey Drawer

Well, presumably the 'uglybirds' left the rest of big snout bossman where it lay. They aren't that strong!

As for the viability of monster hunting in this area, why would the abundance of monsters be a demerit to business? It is rather the opposite, you can expect your services to be very much in demand if you get your reputation out there as successful hunters.

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