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Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

B: I apply with the bureaucracy to start my very own Monster Hunting Guild.

I: I am a Gnome and my life expectancy is seven years and 47 hours as of seven years ago.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 01:37

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:56

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

BURN THEM ALL

# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 00:56

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Nyaa posted:

1) No
2) Angry thing
3) Yes

This

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 00:00

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

1:
What mission will you take on next?

C: The Noisy Attic
A worried grandmother gave a knock on your door one evening, complaining about a strange noise in her attic. Would you be a dear and see to it for her?

2:

F: I go to Skvababt house on the outskirts of town to see if she is still interested in the the position.
(-1 wealth)[/b]

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:16

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Knock on the door, ask "who's there?"

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 00:41

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

1:
You are about to engage in what could be the toughest Battle of Wits of your life thus far. Whilst the battle might not be to the death, it could still have far reaching consequences.
What area you decide to focus on is therefore of supreme importance.

B: Charity.
I try to get the best deal possible for Philberta Axblossom. I have a tough battle ahead of me, but if I can succeed my reputation and the reputation of ITEC in turn will see marked improvement.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 01:08

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

4:
H: I grab a few dogs in the nearest alley,

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 23:53

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

wait a while and see if we notice anything else weird

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 03:08

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Nyaa posted:

Throw a bottle of oil at G6, if it covers something invisible, throw a torch to lit it.

burn it to the ground

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 20:01

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

MORE FIRE

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 03:48

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

You 12 precious ultra-rare ghost cupcakes are within your possession still. They wont be consumed unless you explicitly vote for them to be.

I mean, we have to eat them soon though right? How long could a cupcake possibly be good for?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 00:18

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Can we burn it?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:03

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

I vote we throw oil on it, and burn it.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 06:03

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

1:

Worried about your new team not being back yet?

2:
B: Decent-quality daggers.

3:
I: Wait for more offers, but send Konnie out to find them. He seems to have a a strange knack for such things.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 19:01

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

eat a cupcake

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 20:39

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

INVESTIGATE THE HEAT SOURCE

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 19:10

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

1:
Konnie still needs a new pair of daggers.
B: Fine-quality daggers. [-02 Wealth] � Is is likely he will accept these as adequate. Can be obtained post-haste.

2:
Konnie needs some armour, if he is to fight with you. As does Abigail.
C: Two sets of bog-standard military surplus leather armour [-02 wealth]

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 02:08

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

kill the kobold, advance slowly through the mine

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 03:24

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

1:
A: Investigate the door.

But make sure we use a glove or a handful of dirt so our hands don't get stuck if this is the trap.

Also what did we do with the Kobold we had?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 23:46

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

B: Plan Abigail
Rush the enemy as quickly as possible; push kobolds into the lake with your superior strength and arms.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 02:07

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

What do we get for letting you out?

# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 21:30

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

2: Speaking of which, Ragnar will hopefully be out of his cell soon.

-Ab: Send Abigail to get whatever she can find whilst konnie is working.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 18:49

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

How much wealth could we get for the crown?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 17:27

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Eat Egg, Take crown, smash other kobold eggs.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 03:32

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Ask Ragnar if he would like to join our guild

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 20:42

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

no to the gnome. Let's try and recruit Ragnar though

# ¿ May 5, 2016 22:48

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Could we expect to find any good buisness opportunities in Harst? Or a way to make profit from preventing the disaster? Or maybe a way to profit from helping cause the disaster?

# ¿ May 10, 2016 17:03

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Tran posted:

1. B
2. Volunteers only.

Pay out wages now, tell the ones going to Braav that we'll see them in a couple weeks. If Kvelar wants to go on the quest for Toil as we suspect, appoint Johakim to hold down the fort. As a doctor of sorts he's at least somewhat educated, and having two brothers as co-workers he's got incentive to keep things together.

This

# ¿ May 12, 2016 01:40

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

1: They just keep coming! What are you going to do!?

B: Fight Even More Defensively
It seems fate has clumped you together. So be it; form the worlds smallest shield-wall with Kvelar and let the Salmonsters break upon your fortress of steel.

# ¿ May 28, 2016 23:00

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Oh God, we are the dwarf that destroys the town!

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 14:17

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Mr. Nemo posted:

Okay, new plan.

Bury FOOF under the sand in L12. No thrower. Party argues in K14, retreats into forest at first sign of the snake. Arbalest fires at L12 when the snake emerges, hopefully hitting both the snake and activating the bottle. If not possible prioritize hitting the bottle, but I imagine even shooting at a nearby hex should send a shockwave that would activate it.

Ask the party HOW they would want to position themselves, so we can compare.

This

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 14:30

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

A: Seven orbs of varied colour, size, intensity and warmth flit about around you.
They are familiar and they tug at your body like urchins at a fair or as small fish nibbling at your toes. You could inspect them, it would be easy. One of the orbs is noticeably weaker than the others. It is dying.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 17:39

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

How do you know you are not in my dream?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 18:27

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

H: Something else?

Say nothing to her, have Skvababt put an arrow through her skull quietly.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 00:28

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 21:56

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

E. New deal! We want all the slimes and all the loot, but if they help us fight we will allow them to leave afterward unmolested.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 05:15

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

C: Trust in Maik'e.
Let him do his thing, re-evaluate from there.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 02:14

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

Do we know that we are dreaming?

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 23:07

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

D: The Abandoned Hallway
You saw it on an academic field-trip. A closed off section of the mines where the veins had run dry. Or had they? Well that was the official story. It was probably super boring but maybe it wasn't? No one really knew the full layout of the mountainhome, not after hundreds of years of dwarven labour.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 19:18

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:56

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