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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Sapphira posted:

Cowfoot has the right idea here. Observe from a safe distance then nab somebody when the opportunity reveals itself.

Yes, but let's make sure the "knock him out, interrogate him and slit his throat" parts ARE in that order.

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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Any way of setting everything on fire? Set everything on fire

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Use Axe on Clown

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Nyaa posted:

Surround the tent, cut the whole tent down and then pull the cloth off. We are not going in.

I think this makes a heck of a lot of sense, if we can do it - shouldn't affect our quarry too much, and gives us a chance to be proactive for once.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Spread out, keep baiting it towards people and harassing it from range. We outnumber it, lets tire it out trying to get it to attack the various members of our group. Get the FOOF if we can maneuver our way over there, but prioritize kiting it all over the place.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Go towards the warmest form!

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Theantero posted:

[/b] Abigail is NOT to extinguish torches, and is instead to keep an eye out for the entrance tunnel to keep watch for flankers.

Backing this

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Theantero posted:

This mission has the potential to be a gold silver mine.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


eat a cupcake

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


hollylolly posted:

Kill the weaponless and Egg first.

Easier said than done - they have better range, after all - but you don't want to let something like that hatch.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Theantero posted:

Yeah, this. We are a dwarf, in the adventuring business to make money. We are not some hero trying to save the World based on nothing but vague (well okay, that prophesy is actually very clear and not at all cryptic, but still) whisperings of prophesy.

So yeah, B.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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1a2d3j

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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1A 2D

Obviously!

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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hollylolly posted:

edit: Bringing FOOF to a town we're trying to save from being burned up/destroyed seems counterproductive. like an ironic self-fulfilling prophecy

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Uh, I please.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


1a
2 Do you require aid? Gaging from your supernatural toughness, how are we able to channel the supernatural to aid the Empire?
3e
4g

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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1.A, in that case!

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Plan Kvelar

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Outrail posted:

We can just tell teh cops that we know that some guys have some shady poo poo going down. They go in and investigate, if we hear screaming to go to the aid of the law. If the monsters are there we get double legal immunity because they are assisting monsters.

Just get the cops involved for legal protection.


Sure, why not!

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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B - Plan Konnie

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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"Swedish Thaumocracy" posted:

A silence falls amongst you, the second casualty of the day.

:Bravo:

B

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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1B

Uh, no. We're professionals, and we're also just-starting-out professionals. Setting a precedent that we can be bought out isn't good.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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B

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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1D 2H

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Cannon_Fodder posted:

I don't vote super often, but I want you to know that even us lovely lurkers love this story. Thanks for your hard work, Swedish Thaumocracy!

Yeah it's rad!

Also 2B

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Cannon_Fodder posted:

1. A 2. G 3. Fish around for a proper trainer for owlbears!

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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C
Fd

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


C!

isn't it great when you write for 100 hours and people reply with one letter hoo booooy

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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A

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Nettle Soup posted:

No he's mad because we buried meat here and the monster found it and people died because of it?

Yep, that's my bet - though I don't feel particularly guilty about that, because that's hardly our fault

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Blasphemaster posted:

DSeriously, I get the anger but you were with us then. We buried them and you didn't know any better either. Wtf do you want? We were green as gently caress and didn't have any idea they'd attract poo poo like that. We fix as much of this as we can, learn, and move on.

I don't think he actually WAS with us that time!

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Blasphemaster posted:

Wut? Don't remember that. Was he Owlbear-sitting or something?

Yeah, only you, Kvelar, Abigail and Khami were there for that.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Cannon_Fodder posted:

Who the gently caress do you think you are? We have also brought back supplies and stopped creatures that could have done terrible things to many more people than those who were hurt here. Look at the big picture, get your head out of your rear end, control your temper because this isn't the cleanest business in town. We do good, but must recognize a margin of error. Think of those we pulled from the riverboat. Think of how if the Ankheg was close enough to get to this, he was also close enough to get to the town.

Yeah, this

I'm not actually mad at him, but I do think him actually blaming us is a step too far. We didn't do poo poo, it's just nature, and an unfortunate interaction. In the future, we'll perhaps be more careful, but we can't see what consequences even our caution will have.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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nothing to seehere posted:

B Drugs solve all problems!

yes

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Mr. Nemo posted:

Ha. Did we started to get haunted after we killed the cow? This is so dumb

We are Thorgrim Ironscript, dwarf accountant and commander of ITEC. If anyone wishes to haunt us please present the appropriate forms. This disregard for Imperial Dreaming Standards will not stand.

Y'all are lazy but I also vote this

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Outrail posted:

CYO Business card.

Could enlarge her, and have her standing in front of the cow with ITEC in the cloud? (symbolizing how we'll inevitably die)

Haha, this is all happening because a cows ghost is making us feel guilty about murdering it with a magical crossbow.

A magical BALLISTA

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

The monstrous mongrels mind marinates in mirth at your proclamation

well done

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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

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Outrail posted:

The phrase 'gilded cage' springs to mind.

All I can see is the gilded part!

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