Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






I could have sworn there used to be a thread for terrible/creepy/ill-thought-out commercials, but I can't find it. So, here's (a new?) one, starting with a commercial I just saw tonight. I didn't have the benefit of a YouTube description on TV, so I had NO idea what they were advertising at first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmT1xFAlM8k

Post terrible commercials here. The more incomprehensible/hilariously awful, the better.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009




Mattress Ranch here in AK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YZJQVrQdu8

This crazy ol' koot always wears some stupid loving outfit and dances/sings like an idiot.

There is one commercial I can't find on youtube where he freestyle raps about some cause, muscular dystrophy or drunk driving or something.

I'll be damned though if he doesn't have a memorable commercial and his mattress prices are the best around.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgxcYz5cLN8

Did you know there are 314 models of washing machines that are available?

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI

"I've got something for you."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s19GKC4s9d4

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Luigi Thirty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgxcYz5cLN8

Did you know there are 314 models of washing machines that are available?

BRB, gotta go buy a new washing machine.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine




So did this commercial scar anyone else as a kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro


Luigi Thirty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgxcYz5cLN8

Did you know there are 314 models of washing machines that are available?

This guy is clearly corny as gently caress but I think I'm really curious about washing machines now??

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I could have sworn there used to be a thread for terrible/creepy/ill-thought-out commercials, but I can't find it.

The dumb moves in marketing thread?

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."



Grimey Drawer

TheDon01 posted:

Mattress Ranch here in AK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YZJQVrQdu8

This crazy ol' koot always wears some stupid loving outfit and dances/sings like an idiot.

There is one commercial I can't find on youtube where he freestyle raps about some cause, muscular dystrophy or drunk driving or something.

I'll be damned though if he doesn't have a memorable commercial and his mattress prices are the best around.
I'm glad to see that loving bizarre state-wide ads are still a thing in my home state :cryingsalmon:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!







Yeah... that one's a little more general. I thought we had one that specifically dedicated to TV commercials.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007





Buglord

This guy again!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoPmEOWyc1o

E: to clarify I think the test they use isn't very good at selling a dishwasher

Malcolm Excellent has a new favorite as of 17:55 on Oct 11, 2015

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably




Hell Gem

Outrageous Audio black friday ad~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZoCBXoKsg

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Yeah... that one's a little more general. I thought we had one that specifically dedicated to TV commercials.

there was a thread in TVIV, not sure if it's still around though

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!






You don't need to know Spanish.

Old commercial I posted in the AUG thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAI3C6jIXWw

Priceless.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


The notorious commercial that cast a shadow on the super bowl this year:

i'll never learn to ride a bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVslkan08U

BECAUSE I'M DEAD

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009

Cat Army


Rough Lobster posted:

This guy is clearly corny as gently caress but I think I'm really curious about washing machines now??

Uh...me too. Is that true about bleach and detergent neutralizing each other? Is it true that most "dispensers" are just "cups that dump the same thing into the tub at the same time"? Doesn't matter, 10/10 would buy a washing machine from this guy.

The White Dragon posted:

The notorious commercial that cast a shadow on the super bowl this year:

i'll never learn to ride a bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVslkan08U

BECAUSE I'M DEAD

Did you die from stupidity because why the hell are you flying with your goggles on your forehead?

Content: this is neither horrible nor creepy, but I feel you should all know about it because it's awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CslpftOe4

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzS9SxDLFlk

and NOW, with sexy ladies AND racist caricatures!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plsWFQf-KG4

DC area goons, are they still showing these?

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Credit MacDaddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3XEosZVjc

Vern Fonk Insurance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME

JIM "THE (MOTHERFUCKING) HAMMER" SHAPIRO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hn8bhEpMY

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqkNPcUMffU

Joe the Strummer
Jun 14, 2012



Those ps3 commercials were terrible.

Heres some furniture store commercial with a guy doing his best Steven Segal impression

https://youtu.be/4jubP3t27IQ

If you cant get credit at my store...

... then you cant get credit anywhere else...

Edit: this one is even scarier

https://youtu.be/j2z1YroJTRE

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro


FutonForensic posted:


JIM "THE (MOTHERFUCKING) HAMMER" SHAPIRO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hn8bhEpMY

Reminds me of another melodramatic hammer-themed lawyer
CASINO LAWWWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w

Duke of Flies
Jul 2, 2007

I croaked "Get Out"
Then I stood, and croaked "GET OUT"

Or... get in..


Soiled Meat

TheDon01 posted:

Mattress Ranch here in AK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YZJQVrQdu8

This crazy ol' koot always wears some stupid loving outfit and dances/sings like an idiot.

There is one commercial I can't find on youtube where he freestyle raps about some cause, muscular dystrophy or drunk driving or something.

I'll be damned though if he doesn't have a memorable commercial and his mattress prices are the best around.

Have you ever actually been inside the store? It's decorated with what I can only guess are plywood cutout farm animals painted by school kids, but some of them look mad hosed up.

Great mattresses, though. Bought mine there.

Let's get Little Baby's Ice Cream out of the way now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJaLU0w5Do4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_fVzTJO-8

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013




"This is my Psychic beacon. With it, we can send any message we want. And that message is: happy holidays, Mr. President"

67 and still making love
Oct 7, 2005

Peek
a
BLARGH


I know it's still the first page but god, how did this not get posted already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LAVk1sHW8

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

I thought this was a joke at first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv1NFGkrOEY

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart
No Soul
No Service

https://youtu.be/2aCqf_oZneM?t=45

Man drinks wolf milk from the wolf. That puts me in mood for a sub.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Anybody want some hot coffee?

Kai Playn posted:

Diana Ortiz posted:

Kai Playn posted:

JESUS CHRIST THERE ARE THREE FICS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL
I mean incest is loving strong with these 2 tbh
THERE'S LIKE 14 NOW JFC
OH MY GOD WHAT

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON


Has this been posted yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007



Why does she seem so disappointed that he brought her a gift? Not even going to open it, gently caress you.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006


Family is more important than material trinkets, Tiggum.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)


Wandle Cax posted:

Family is more important than material trinkets, Tiggum.

I swear that sometimes I think that guy is an alien.

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


Wandle Cax posted:

Family is more important than material trinkets, Tiggum.

Fo3 posted:

I swear that sometimes I think that guy is an alien.
I get the intended message, but rather than just treating the gift as unimportant she seems to be actually disappointed to receive it.

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013






looks like a cross between the baby at the end of 2001 and an Eldritch abomination that's taken on human form but isn't very good at it

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007





Your avatar reminded me that the guy doing the narration on these commercials is also the guy who narrates Binding of Isaac.

Petit Gregory
Feb 13, 2012

H E Y , Y O U ! W H A T ' S U P ,
M A N ? G I V E M E M O N E Y ,
P L E A S E !








This is apparently a thing that exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_9y9wiaf-k
slightly just to be safe

Petit Gregory has a new favorite as of 11:17 on Oct 14, 2015

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


Petit Gregory posted:

This is apparently a thing that exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_9y9wiaf-k
slightly just to be safe

Well, I guess there is a honey pot for serial killers
That reminds me of that Junji Ito comic where the boy friend into Ice cream after eating it all the time

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


Darkhold posted:

https://youtu.be/2aCqf_oZneM?t=45

Man drinks wolf milk from the wolf. That puts me in mood for a sub.

Bazinga!

I'm surprised no one's posted the Walmart Cancer Kid yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfWwUR6kiCs&feature=youtu.be

J.J. Sefton
Jun 29, 2005
The Tower Of Power, Too Sweet To Be Sour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSrRoQiKZKc

Duke of Flies
Jul 2, 2007

I croaked "Get Out"
Then I stood, and croaked "GET OUT"

Or... get in..


Soiled Meat

Someone Awful! posted:

Your avatar reminded me that the guy doing the narration on these commercials is also the guy who narrates Binding of Isaac.

Whoa, for real? I'm a huge BoI fan (obviously) and I never realized Little Baby Ice Cream was Bossi's voice. Learn something new everyday!

For content, a fine Adult Swim commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhl40sZDHe8

AS is an operation that takes full advantage of their late night timeslot with poo poo like this and their fake infomercials series.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010



Drone posted:

So did this commercial scar anyone else as a kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA

completely unrealistic, who the gently caress gets mad at pizza?

  • Locked thread