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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now




The all-pig-women crew of the space ship Carmen is traveling through the deepest reaches of the cosmos when suddenly they receive a call from their enigmatic leader: The Voice.
"Greetings, friends."
"Hail to you, Voice! May you guide us for a thousand years," says the ship's captain, the headstrong Arin Brice. Her first mate oinks in agreement.
"Save the pleasantries. As you know, we have been at war with the chicken-men of Cluckulon for over a dozen years, and many on both sides have died." The pigs all nod, since they did all already know it, but they understand that The Voice just likes to speak her thoughts as they come to her. "And as you also know," she continues, "I regularly receive precognitions about their Poultry movements and activities, though rarely are they so clear as to be very helpful. My latest vision however, is most diresome. It appears, if my dream is correct, that after your last mission saving the Terran Amish from planet Gamma Deutche, your ship has been secretly infiltrated by Chicken Spies. They are pretending to be loyal members of the crew, but secretly are plotting to destroy you!"
The crew gasps. Surely The Voice is just mistaken, right? Surely she just had a nightmare and not a precognition? But suddenly the lights on the bridge turn off. From the darkness they hear and see three laser blasts, though nobody could tell from where they came. When power was restored, the pigs of the good ship Carmen could see their fears are confirmed. The captain is dead. The viewfinder on the bridge is destroyed (separating their link with The Voice). And next to the captain was a pig... no... it was... a chicken in a pig suit.





Welcome to this game of mafia! This is a fast game with tight deadlines. I only need 9 players. Day 1 will be 3 days long, and they will only get shorter. Nights will be 12 hours at most. If you do not submit an action by the end of the night I will RNG it.

Votes will be by plurality.

I will make no replacements. If you disappear you will be modkilled.

Votebot will count your votes this game so feel free to toss everything you ever knew about ##unvoting.

The standard rules apply.

If you are a new player don't play this game it's not a good game.

Thanks enjoy!


Player List:
  1. 100YrsofAttitude
  2. AnonymousNarcotics
  3. Birdstrike
  4. Captain Foo
  5. Hal Incandenza
  6. ljtrigirl
  7. Meinberg
  8. SirSamVimes
  9. Tremendous Taste


Night 0.
Day 1.
Night 1.
Day 2.
Night 2.

EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Oct 18, 2015

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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


ljtrigirl posted:

In.

What does plurality mean?

http://mafiawiki.notesmash.org/wiki/Execution

the wiki is a helpful resource for players new and old!

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


ljtrigirl posted:

Yesssssss. This is the best way.

it is actually not but I don't care if the scum steamroll the town this game since this game has the stupidest flavor. chickens pigs who cares, am I right? meat is murder but here is a ship of murder so it is appropriate.

I like the setup though so I wanna see what it looks like in practice. And since the flavor is stupid I have all the PMs written too.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Captain Foo posted:

i'll play but only if you make my flavor Grand Imperial Hamwizard

deal but you might also be a chicken in disguise as the grand imperial hamwizard.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


I am going to bed!! I hope the mafia east coast US morning crew fills that last spot. bye!

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


100YrsofAttitude posted:

Were all slots already taken? Thanks Ecco for not having updated the roster more efficiently. And thanks Bottles. May the Pork be with you.

EccoRaven posted:

I am going to bed!! I hope the mafia east coast US morning crew fills that last spot.

ANYWAY ALL ROLE PMS ARE OUT

hooray!

=========
Sample role PM:

quote:

Illandir - Hariette Porshnan - Dancer (town-aligned vanilla)
May the Voice reign supreme and may she know all! You are a pig-woman who is also a dancer, and who is also a member of the crew of the space ship Carmen. Your ship has been invaded by secret chicken spies, and as such you win if all scum-aligned players are eliminated.
You have no exceptional powers or abilities.
You are vanilla and you are town-aligned.

=========


The pigs were freaking out!!! Luckily they were also cool cucumbers and knew it wasn't the end of the world that their captain died. Still, things are pretty bleak. Time to not be Chicken, and find the spies before it's too late...........

:s: Tao Jones, Arin Brice, Captain (town-aligned daycop), was shot night 0. :s:

It is now Day 1.
:h: 9 alive, 5 to execute.
:d: Day 1 deadline: Thursday, October 15th, ~11PM EDT.

hooray

EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Oct 13, 2015

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


ugh its avatar actually says lynch, how very distasteful.

whatever. everything is awful this is not news to anyone but me.

I have votefinder turned on to report when a hammer falls but M E H just post whenever. I'll leave the thread open at night, too, since people seem to like that for whatever reason.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now



well hi hungry I'm ecco :tipshat:

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Captain Foo posted:

hey ecco i have a question about the plurality mechanics: does that mean every day goes until deadline, or will a majority of votes still hammer?

it would be pretty silly if the day continued after a majority vote regardless of the deadline mechanics.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


:siren: Arbitrary postcount check.

If you do not have at least 10 posts total by the end of the day (which is in :d: 31 hours from this post) you will be modkilled.

Feel free to shitpost to make this number I do not care.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


100YrsofAttitude posted:

I was hoping you'd continue to enlighten us with tidbits of the sad history of lynchings to better educate us on the subject Ecco.

each day a new fact until we all get back to the plorpwagon!

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


You all attack Birdstrike and shoot him with lasers! What you smell though... is ham.

:s: Birdstrike, Leenda Grand, Crewmember (town-aligned vanilla), executed day 1. :s:

12 hours for night actions.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


:s: ljtrigirl, Mishelle Fig, Member of the Crew (town-aligned vanilla), was laser blasted night 1. :s:

It is now Day 2
:h: 7 alive, 5 to execute
:d: Day 2 deadline: oh let's say Saturday, ~11PM EDT. That's in about two days from this post. Yes it's a weekend; plurality hooray.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


:d: Deadline is in nine hours. Executions are plurality though.

:siren: SPONTANEOUS RULE ADDITION:
- you need at least 20 posts total today to avoid being modkilled.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


:d: If there was a tie I'd probably do a kind of Sudden Death situation, where people have to vote for one of the tied candidates, and whoever votes/unvotes first decides.

anyway! 1.5 hours! thank you for humoring a weekend deadline.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


I am making food as well so assume the deadline is floating until I am done with dinner.

(I doubt it will make a difference but there you go.)

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


:s: SirSamVimes, Leggsi, Chicken Spy (scum-aligned roleblocker), was executed day 2 :s:

submit actions!

night is open!

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


:s: Captain Foo, Bimus Shumi, Chicken Spymaster (scum-aligned doctor), was killed night 2. :s:

With no more mafia left alive, the Pigs have avenged their captain's death! Within a week they have reconnected with The Voice, and within a month the war was over. Peace at last, hooray!

GAME OVER TOWN WINS

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Galaxy Pork 2525: Bacon Beauties from Beyond Betelgeuse


A Game for 9 players


2 mafia: (NO NIGHTKILL)
- 1 Doctor
- 1 Roleblocker

7 town:
- 1 Cop
- 2 Vigilantes (even/odd switch)
- 4 vanilla

======

Player List:

1) Captain Foo - mafia doctor
2) SirSamVimes - mafia roleblocker
3) Meinberg - cop
4) AnonymousNarcotics - odd vig
5) Tremendous Taste - even vig
6) Hal Incandenza - vanilla
7) ljtrigirl - vanilla
8) Birdstrike - vanilla
9) 100Yrs - vanilla

======

Day 1:
Town executes Birdstrike

Night 1:
Foo protects 100Yrs
SSV blocks Meinberg
Meinberg cops Foo (FAIL)
Narco kills LJ

Day 2:
Town executes SSV

Night 2:
Foo protects Hal, dies. so silly.
Meinberg cops Hal
Taste kills Foo


town wins!


======

Role PMs:


Captain Foo - Bimus Shumi - Chicken Spymaster (scum-aligned doctor)
For the glory of Cuckulon! You are a spy for the mighty Chicken Empire, and you have snuck aboard the Carmen to destroy it from the inside out. You win when you have unassailable control over the vote or nothing can stop the same. Your buddy is SirSamVimes.
During the night you may target a player in the game and create a laser forcefield around them, protecting them from harm during the night. Note that you cannot perform the nightkill.
You are a doctor and you are scum-aligned.


SirSamVimes - Leggsi - Chicken Spy (scum-aligned roleblocker)
For the glory of Cuckulon! You are a spy for the mighty Chicken Empire, and you have snuck aboard the Carmen to destroy it from the inside out. You win when you have unassailable control over the vote or nothing can stop the same. Your buddy is Captain Foo.
During the night you may seal the blast doors over someone's room, trapping them in it. They will not be able to leave and perform an action during the night. Note that you cannot perform the nightkill.
You are a roleblocker and you are scum-aligned.


Meinberg - Kelli Kooker - First Mate (town-aligned cop)
May the Voice reign supreme and may she know all! You are a pig-woman who is also a dancer, and who is also a member of the crew of the space ship Carmen. Your ship has been invaded by secret chicken spies, and as such you win if all scum-aligned players are eliminated.
During the night you may target a player in the game and perform a deep tissue scan on them, determining if they are a loyal PIG (town), or a villanous CHICKEN (scum).
You are a cop and you are town-aligned


AnonymousNarcotics - Jes Rivens - Security Officer (town-aligned vigilante)
May the Voice reign supreme and may she know all! You are a pig-woman who is also a dancer, and who is also a member of the crew of the space ship Carmen. Your ship has been invaded by secret chicken spies, and as such you win if all scum-aligned players are eliminated.
You are the ship's security officer, and are equipped with a laser pistol. However, it cannot be used too often or else the pistol explodes. As such, you may perform a nightkill but only every other night.
You are a vigilante and you are town-aligned


Tremendous Taste - Jenne Jackson - Security Officer (town-aligned vigilante)
May the Voice reign supreme and may she know all! You are a pig-woman who is also a dancer, and who is also a member of the crew of the space ship Carmen. Your ship has been invaded by secret chicken spies, and as such you win if all scum-aligned players are eliminated.
You are the ship's sole security officer, and are responsible for keeping people safe... through violence. You may target a player in the game and perform a kill on them. Note though that your pistol is faulty - you only have a 50% chance of successfully performing a kill.
You are a vigilante and you are town-aligned.


Hal Incandenza - Nataliee Tripani - Crewpig (town-aligned vanilla)
ljtrigirl - Mishelle Fig - Member of the Crew (town-aligned vanilla)
Birdstrike - Leenda Grand - Crewmember (town-aligned vanilla)
100YrsofAttitude - Kaytey Liesel - Astropig (town-aligned vanilla)
May the Voice reign supreme and may she know all! You are a pig-woman who is also a dancer, and who is also a member of the crew of the space ship Carmen. Your ship has been invaded by secret chicken spies, and as such you win if all scum-aligned players are eliminated.
You have no exceptional powers or abilities.
You are vanilla and you are town-aligned.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Thank you all for playing this dumb game with me. :toot:

One of the nightkiller(s) probably should have been an SK. A third mafioso (maybe a godfather) might have been a good choice too.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


yeah if I could redo it I'd make one of the vanillas a godfather, too. as it stands the setup was leaned against the mafia a little (though if foo had protected himself last night the game would have continued, and had foo ever claimed it'd likely have been a smooth path to victory)

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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


well you're in luck because if SA Mafia is on a slow decline small games will someday be all we can handle :toot:

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