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Before his death, Cobain reveals that he is an Assassin, and you realize Grohl betrayed you. Cobain's last action is to give you a weapon to kill Grohl: the Shonen Knife.
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I don't actually know much about Dave Grohl but part of me feels it in my heart that he himself would the provide voice acting for his own character that helps arrange the assassination of Kurt Kobain to jumpstart his own commercial career.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:10
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Wormskull posted:I don't actually know much about Dave Grohl but part of me feels it in my heart that he himself would the provide voice acting for his own character that helps arrange the assassination of Kurt Kobain to jumpstart his own commercial career. i think grohl will play on anyones album if they ask nicely
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Oct 15, 2015 19:11
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elf help book posted:i think grohl will play on anyones album if they ask nicely lol
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elf help book posted:i think grohl will play on anyones album if they ask nicely
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Oct 15, 2015 19:12
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Then the sequel would be Dave Grohl realizes he's been duped by the Templars in the real world to betraying the memory of his friend since at that point it'd have to be current time or even the near future and the Templars control Ubisoft and your new mission is to kill everyone at Ubisoft and hell throw in EA.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:12
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Wormskull posted:Tobi Vail: We must assassinate Kurt Kobain.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:14
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Wormskull posted:Then the sequel would be Dave Grohl realizes he's been duped by the Templars in the real world to betraying the memory of his friend since at that point it'd have to be current time or even the near future and the Templars control Ubisoft and your new mission is to kill everyone at Ubisoft and hell throw in EA. "There goes my hero..."
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Oct 15, 2015 19:15
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Is swordcane from Assassin's Creed or Bloodborne. All this time it struck me as something that would be in Bloodborne.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:15
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Wormskull posted:Is swordcane from Assassin's Creed or Bloodborne. All this time it struck me as something that would be in Bloodborne. let me check the logs http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729987
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Oct 15, 2015 19:16
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Preorder now to wear Devo's iconic hat
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Wormskull posted:Is swordcane from Assassin's Creed or Bloodborne. All this time it struck me as something that would be in Bloodborne. Bloodborne has a cane whip
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Oct 15, 2015 19:17
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*camera zooms in on protagonist's eyes which are reflecting the word KILL on a casette tape of Reject All American and light floods the screen with a dramatic, slightly alt rock flourish from the strings section of the orchestra*
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Oct 15, 2015 19:18
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Preorder now to wear Devo's iconic hat In Training posted:Bloodborne has a cane whip
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Oct 15, 2015 19:18
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elf help book posted:let me check the logs http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729987 lmao
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Oct 15, 2015 19:19
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Wormskull posted:lmao i wouldnt be shocked if you were the author of that reddit swagger post
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Oct 15, 2015 19:20
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Jacob Frye, the Impetuous Brother
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elf help book posted:i wouldnt be shocked if you were the author of that reddit swagger post Me neither.
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In Training posted:Jacob Frye, the Impetuous Brother
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Oct 15, 2015 19:21
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In Training posted:Jacob Frye, the Impetuous Brother
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Pablo Gigante posted:Impetuous Zone
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Oct 15, 2015 19:23
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Crap I was about to look something up but I forgot what it was, all I know is it has to do with the 90s and probably grunge music is playing in the background but God help me.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:24
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Wormskull posted:Crap I was about to look something up but I forgot what it was, all I know is it has to do with the 90s and probably grunge music is playing in the background but God help me. Templar of the Dog
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Oct 15, 2015 19:25
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Oct 15, 2015 19:26
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Unfortunately, the Apple of Eden has fallen in the hands of John Lennon.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:27
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What if the Assassin's Creed assassin was hired by Ted Turner to cause the equipment malfunction at Over The Edge 1999.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:28
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Wormskull posted:What if the Assassin's Creed assassin was hired by Ted Turner to cause the equipment malfunction at Over The Edge 1999. I'd be shocked if there wasn't a Templar/Assassin feud in VGCW at some point.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:29
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Wormskull posted:What if the Assassin's Creed assassin was hired by Ted Turner to cause the equipment malfunction at Over The Edge 1999. Fred Durst used the Apple of Eden at Woodstock 99 to turn the audience berserk and set fire to the place in order to stop a Templar plot.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:30
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It's not that Owen was the black Hart... He HAD the Black Heart, a sacred relic, also Bret Hart is an actual hitman and here's where it gets crazy, he's the Hitman of the other Ubisoft property, Hitman, and the assassin teams up with him and competes for the WWF Tag Team championship title.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:30
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Fred Durst used the Apple of Eden at Woodstock 99 to turn the audience berserk and set fire to the place in order to stop a Templar plot. A motherfuckin' swordcane
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Oct 15, 2015 19:31
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Actually I think Hitman is eidos lmfao. But drat I was so close.
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Wormskull posted:It's not that Owen was the black Hart... He HAD the Black Heart, a sacred relic, also Bret Hart is an actual hitman and here's where it gets crazy, he's the Hitman of the other Ubisoft property, Hitman, and the assassin teams up with him and competes for the WWF Tag Team championship title. 
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Wormskull posted:Then the sequel would be Dave Grohl realizes he's been duped by the Templars in the real world to betraying the memory of his friend since at that point it'd have to be current time or even the near future and the Templars control Ubisoft and your new mission is to kill everyone at Ubisoft and hell throw in EA. In the newer AC games the person going back in time is an employee at a game studio in Montreal that basically is Ubisoft and has real Ubisoft employees everywhere and they're all Templars.
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Lumpy the Cook posted:In the newer AC games the person going back in time is an employee at a game studio in Montreal that basically is Ubisoft and has real Ubisoft employees everywhere and they're all Templars. lmao
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Oct 15, 2015 19:41
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Wormskull posted:lmao Yeah, and when you complete missions in game you have to rate them because in the story you're a game tester for Ubisoft. They're not even trying anymore, it's crazy.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:44
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In Training posted:Yeah, and when you complete missions in game you have to rate them because in the story you're a game tester for Ubisoft. They're not even trying anymore, it's crazy. Well I'm glad I wasn't completely off the mark then. I just hope now they do my Grohl-Kobain storyline at some point.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:46
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In Training posted:Yeah, and when you complete missions in game you have to rate them because in the story you're a game tester for Ubisoft. They're not even trying anymore, it's crazy. terribly overworked lead designer looks around for any ideas: it takes places in a.... video game development office.... and your characters name is... pea... tear... peter...
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elf help book posted:terribly overworked lead designer looks around for any ideas: it takes places in a.... video game development office.... and your characters name is... pea... tear... peter... lmao
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Oct 15, 2015 19:49
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elf help book posted:terribly overworked lead designer looks around for any ideas: it takes places in a.... video game development office.... and your characters name is... pea... tear... peter...
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The guy who used to post in here and works at Ubisoft suddenly disappeared after he posted a few times in my thread where I said Ubisoft was AIDS in the title.
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