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HAIKOOLIGAN

DM: You find a Robe. It has 2 buttons labelled "on" and "Off"

Me: gently caress you AND your Robe of Blending!

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Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Rogue: I search the door for traps *rolls 15*

DM: You dont find any traps

Rogue: I open the door

DM: You fall through a pit infront of the door

Rogue: I searched for traps?

DM: You searched the door for traps

Me: I listen at the door

DM: Ok, the door is silent. Do you put your ear to the door?

Me: Yes.

DM: Roll!

Me: Natural 20!

DM: OK, you hear nothing at the door. Enjoy your earwig, though!

Me: WHAT?!?!

DM: hehehe

Me: gently caress THIS GAME! **flips table over scattering miniatures and dice everywhere**

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Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

Me: I want to have my Bard play soothing songs to calm the group after that last attack

DM: Roll!

Me: Ok, I... hey, these aren't dice- they're hand grenades with numbers hand written on them! And the pin is nailed to the table so if I pick one up

DM: BOOM!

Me: I hate you!

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Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

DeepQantas posted:

They never should've added earwig to the Ranger's random animal companion list...

Oh, man...

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Robber: Gimmee your wallet!

Me: Okay! Don't shoot!

DM: Whoa, whoa, whoa WHOA! **hands robber a 20-sided die** You need to roll!

Robber: What the f...

DM: You can't just SHOOT someone, you have to ROLL first!

Robber: **shots me**

Me: Glahhh!

Robber: I just shot him, I didn't roll neither!

DM: (nowhere to be seen)

Me: (before passing out) sonofabitch hid in his own drat shadow...

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