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Bread Set Jettison


Rogue: I search the door for traps *rolls 15*

DM: You dont find any traps

Rogue: I open the door

DM: You fall through a pit infront of the door

Rogue: I searched for traps?

DM: You searched the door for traps


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Bread Set Jettison


Rogue: I look through the window, unsuspiciously

DM: What does that mean

Rogue: It means I look through the window, unsuspiciously

DM: How are you doing that

Rogue: Unsuspiciously

DM: Ugh, roll a stealth check I guess

Rogue Rolls a 17

DM: You're spotted because you're a moron

Rogue: this is bullshit


Bread Set Jettison


DM: You are suddenly ambushed by Amphibious Fishmen, riding dire sharks

Fighter: I jump into the water and swim away

DM: Aren't you in full plate armor

Fighter: Yeah but Im buff, so its cool

DM nods in agreement


Bread Set Jettison


DM: You descend into the depths of the underdark, you breathe in the stale air and feel a strange sense of quiet, a quiet you have never heard before. You hear a distant rattle, that echos through the cave system and then suddenly, mysteriously falls silent.

Me: loving sick ok Im gonna do my best indiana jones RP oke uh Snakes why did it have to be snakes


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