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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > I think my Dungeon Master is trying to kill me
 
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 DM: The Orc approaches. Roll for initiative.
Me: I don't have a die.
DM: Oh, that's ok. [chuckles softly to self] I have one for you. Right...here [pulls a die out of a big sack labeled "POISON"]
Me: uhh...are you trying to kill me?
DM: Of course not. Would I be touching this die if it were poison?
Me: No...but why does it have a fuse?

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 02:52
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Thingyman posted:

16-20: Everyone in the party, except Thingyman, are fully healed, become invisible, and generally just start to feel really good about their lives.

haha

* # ¿ Oct 14, 2015 00:48
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