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Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Yeah so they can go back to the well. Or maybe something new... disabled Apprentice maybe?!

Also remembering back to Gary and how proud he was of Tesco 's property expansion. That would be the expansion that has been a massive failure and dozens of planned new stores cancelled, wouldn't it?

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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-_-Imageandlink

Series highlight and it won't even be aired.

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:


Two hours to go, and I'm placing my bet on Joseph to lose the task, but win the Competition.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.





Cannot contain my motherfucking excitement.

Sigh.

Rondette
Nov 3, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.





Grimey Drawer

Final on now!!!!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011





Clever Betty

I was drinking from 1 to 6.30 pm, so I'm about in the right frame of mind to deal with this.

I.e. could fall asleep at any point.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright


Lipstick Apathy

Is Scott going to show his face?

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.


Oh hey is this on now? Ok.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Genuinely have no idea who that last one was.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.





Vana's completely changed her idea and almost gets what gamification is now! Sort of.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


Yeah Match.com and OKCupid are just random algorithmic matching. gently caress sake Vana

e: That pink is pink

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001


How can you reach this stage, and not have a name you're happy with? You don't have to go as far as the guy who's business plan consisted of pages of logo ideas, but you should have a couple of good ideas at least.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Time Plumbers? Goddammit *crumples NaNoWriMo first draft*

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


Name it Plumbing New Depths to reflect the series.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Join my dating website, it's full of players.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


Wait he's got a loving full stop on his logo. Jesus

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Prime Time Plumbers? He'll make "millions of dollars" with that name

Posting this in the hope I got here before Rarity

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright


Lipstick Apathy

A flame on a black background: Innovation.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011





Clever Betty

Date play?


Too close to play date?


E: That's a hideous website. Nailed it Elle.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Honestly this is showing why the whole business idea is such a failure of the show

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


By gorrah? smh

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

The filming of the ad was definitely more entertaining given the Sun article posted earlier! Porn set indeed.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Have none of these people watched an advert in the past twenty loving years?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011





Clever Betty

"Tombstone App"

You said it Rich.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


The only negative was that it needed more colour.



And everything else that made the edit with nothing positive being said.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Maybe....show the games in the advert? Oh you can't, because you're launching a product that doesn't exist.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


Christ this is bullshit

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.





Strom Cuzewon posted:

Maybe....show the games in the advert? Oh you can't, because you're launching a product that doesn't exist.

Yeah the thing is she'll have the costs of a dating app AND game development, even though it'll be lovely microgames at best. She doesn't know where to start with that side.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Haha his pause at the start of his speech while he waited for laughs that never came, brilliant!

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Strom Cuzewon posted:

Maybe....show the games in the advert? Oh you can't, because you're launching a product that doesn't exist.

this is a dumb thing to complain about of course they dont exist because she has costed that

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright


Lipstick Apathy

I think Vana was supposed to have the porno advert

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Steve2911 posted:

Yeah the thing is she'll have the costs of a dating app AND game development, even though it'll be lovely microgames at best. She doesn't know where to start with that side.

the company they went to were app and game development

they have the logistics of the game

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



The Big Taff Man posted:

this is a dumb thing to complain about of course they dont exist because she has costed that

But without that, what is there to talk about? What is there to judge the actual business on? You wouldn't go and stand in front of a dozen CEOs plugging a new car without a prototype. She doesn't even have a drawing.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Strom Cuzewon posted:

But without that, what is there to talk about? What is there to judge the actual business on? You wouldn't go and stand in front of a dozen CEOs plugging a new car without a prototype. She doesn't even have a drawing.

She has the science behind it. She talked about that, that they have the expert in the science of attraction

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Joseph would win this all day if this was "The Apprentice"

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011





Clever Betty

Zoned out ages ago.

Joseph still the shoe-in winner?



Yep.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



The Big Taff Man posted:

She has the science behind it. She talked about that, that they have the expert in the science of attraction

She has a PhD student with some ideas. Doesn't mean she can create an app that works, or that people will want to use.

If I come to you with an idea (mirrored fryingpans!) you're gonna laugh me out the room. If I bring you an actual product you're going to stop and pay attention. And then laugh me out the room.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Well Joseph already had his business and his plan is an extension, so.... well done!

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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So basically the show came down to this

1) Someone with a business plan which requires way more money than the investment is

2) Someone whos had to change their business plan from franchising to renewable energy and then change it again during the final task to being about smart tech

An absolute joke of a series.

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Strom Cuzewon posted:

She has a PhD student with some ideas. Doesn't mean she can create an app that works, or that people will want to use.

If I come to you with an idea (mirrored fryingpans!) you're gonna laugh me out the room. If I bring you an actual product you're going to stop and pay attention. And then laugh me out the room.

No, she gets people who can

If you came to me with the idea of mirrored frying pans with a prototype its not going to matter

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