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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Hoping it's an Apprentice switcheroo with former podium dancer Selina.

For, mmm, reasons :wotwot:

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Tip for haggling: Don't declare "DEAL" when you haven't made a deal.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

I do love some good giant squid.

It's crackin'

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
All the food will be so bad

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Tuna and cod, some of the most expensive fish on the planet. Great choice.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Dr Scoofles posted:

Tuna and cod, some of the most expensive fish on the planet. Great choice.

God that's a lovely looking bit of tuna.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



How the gently caress can you tell squid quality at a glance?

It's a squid.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
NINE QUID FOR A loving SALAD

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Claude can't hide his pessimism well, and it's great.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

onoflalks posted:

NINE QUID FOR A loving SALAD

London mate, Lunduners pay anyfink apparently.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Steve2911 posted:

How the gently caress can you tell squid quality at a glance?

Sick Squid jokes ahoy.

Please sell for £6, please.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Fish Fingers are winning this all day long

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I love the food challenges. Because I'm actually trained in this field so I can deeply understand their absolute incompetence.


Dr Scoofles posted:

Tuna and cod, some of the most expensive fish on the planet. Great choice.

Yup. Cod especially is loving RIDICULOUSLY expensive by weight.



Oh my god they're paying more than a quid for 110g of watercress.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Individual packs of watercress, that's gonna gently caress em on the price.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Please go with 450 pints I want a repeat of last year

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol wordsmith guy

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Calamari is a really loving weird choice. Because unless you know what you're doing, it's tricky to get right.

So needless to say, they're going to loving ruin it.


Ahahah 300 fishcakes in two regular fryers.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Also you might actually sell other fish easier than Cod. I don't eat it, I don't think it's entirely sustainable and there's fish that's just as good for cheaper.

Quick cured fish in little pots is sounding better and better...

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Sweet chili sauce on a fish finger piece is a loving crime.

Ketchup or get hosed imo

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



They're selling nine quid salad in Camden? Ouch.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

You are selling food, you should not be shaking hands with every unwashed Tom, Dick and Harry coming by.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Already looking for people to chuck under a bus

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


89 fishcakes. How did they get from 300 to 89?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Its always great watching The Apprentice and learning so much abut business, and cookery

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Dr Scoofles posted:

London mate, Lunduners pay anyfink apparently.

Apparently not.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
April is toast I reckon

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
It's not the Apprentice without a team missing the lunchtime trade

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Aaaaand they've missed lunchtime.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



That's the first time anyone's said 'ethically' on this show.

Hope she wins.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
So the editing means that team salad will actually win?

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Vegan restaurant :suicide:

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Selling fish in a vegan restaurant, I'm not remotely surprised.

Austen Tassletine
Nov 5, 2010
How is it possible to be so useless as to miss the lunchtime trade on a task selling lunches?

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Ok I like her.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I always find it great when they go in a shop to try and sell stuff as they have to go in and get approval first and pretend its for some unnamed show and then theyre in there for 30 seconds and look like an idiot

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Dan is striking me as being a real prick

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Well Dan's toast. Maybe not today, but no sales skills = taxi time.


Very sick squid.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
you want a taste of my fish? :pervert:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

They're going to kill people with raw calamari.

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Jessant
Jun 16, 2001

*crushing disaster*
Should I have thought about it?
I dunno! *carry on everyone*

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