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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Really not sure I can be arsed with this this year, we'll have to see how it goes.

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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
What's Vivian Westwood doing on the show?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Private Walker spiv moustache

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
WTF Richard. WTF.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Hoping it's an Apprentice switcheroo with former podium dancer Selina.

For, mmm, reasons :wotwot:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Steve2911 posted:

How the gently caress can you tell squid quality at a glance?

Sick Squid jokes ahoy.

Please sell for £6, please.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Well Dan's toast. Maybe not today, but no sales skills = taxi time.


Very sick squid.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Ah, good old Apprentice editing.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
So that's two of them who are ex-Navy?

Cuts hitting hard, forcing ex-servicemen and women to prostitute themselves on national TV.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

It'll be a shame if the Chris Addison fella gets fired.
That's who the voice reminded me of.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Devol_Tettran posted:

Well Dan's toast. Maybe not today, but no sales skills = taxi time.

:toot:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Nettle Soup posted:

The massage thing is quite creepy.

I've just got in, put the tv on and found one team has made the intro to some kind of lesbian cougar porno.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
What...what kind of "reward" is that??

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
The second part of the spa incest video should be called 'Grey Pound'.

Or something.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
They're really pushing the boardroom fakeout lines this year.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Halloween comes earlier in the candidates house. Jesus.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Has Aisha dyed her hair.....grey?

That's taking the theme a bit far.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
We're not going to see Claude going full Claude - he's in a different role and can't really unleash the one-on-one putdowns.

Maybe we'll get Nick back for the interviews.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
How do they get people this thick on?

Or is it self-fulfilling?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Can we have anything described using 'cheeky' as an adjective added to the bingo card?



Claude speaks french. Excellent.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Free poo poo!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I'm thinking of rope that is too long.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Could come down to a poo poo weighing competition.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
It's going to come down to the dinghy and the precise wording of the rules, isn't it?

Edit: Well poo poo. One year, it's no to cardboard skeletons, the next toy inflatables are ok.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Have some loving consistency Surrralan!


Selina's evil smile there :circlefap:

Devol_Tettran fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 21, 2015

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
No sales = fired once more.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Khablam posted:

I don't have an excuse.

You and me both buddy :stare::hf::stare:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
'Evening thread.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Samuel L Jackson's house would have been better.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
That's a smug looking Giraffe.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Young people don't have money Ruth. Not in this country.....

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Alan Sugar, of Amstrad Emailer fame, failing to grasp the idea of mass sales of low cost items.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Selina's going to go, isn't she? Bugger.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
No money? Saahd aafff

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Let's see if it's no sales = fired once more.


Aannnnd yes it is.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Deffo Selina's angry face that does it for me.

:monocle:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Any more before I ring for the minibus?



YF Edit: Ruth in full Kronenberg/Golden Deceiver mode

Devol_Tettran fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Oct 28, 2015

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
At least the opening setting is appropriate this week.




<<< Christ, been tagged by Lowtax

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Snottydink, a tale about a member of the Viet Cong with the flu.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I think we've found the candidate's mental level.

And they're failing at that.

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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
MS Paint Bee story!

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