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How are we at series 11 without people realizing "These stupid metaphors make me sound a tit"?
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Oct 14, 2015 21:02
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Big Sugg has no loving clue what Tinder is.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:07
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I passionately hate Joseph Valente, therefore I want him to win the whole thing.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:10
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Team Versatile is splitting it on the loving nose.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:12
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Love a fish finger sandwich, me.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:16
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Tip for haggling: Don't declare "DEAL" when you haven't made a deal.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:19
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I love the food challenges. Because I'm actually trained in this field so I can deeply understand their absolute incompetence.Dr Scoofles posted:Tuna and cod, some of the most expensive fish on the planet. Great choice. Yup. Cod especially is loving RIDICULOUSLY expensive by weight. Oh my god they're paying more than a quid for 110g of watercress.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:23
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Calamari is a really loving weird choice. Because unless you know what you're doing, it's tricky to get right. So needless to say, they're going to loving ruin it. Ahahah 300 fishcakes in two regular fryers.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:24
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Aaaaand they've missed lunchtime.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:29
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They're going to kill people with raw calamari.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:34
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The Big Taff Man posted:They didnt sell it I cant believe it Dammit, I thought they were gonna power through and sell room temperature calamari.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:36
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The Death of Late Stage Capitalism is a good spectator sport.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:00
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"A man with a haircut similar to mine"
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Oct 15, 2015 21:09
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Going for the grey pound. This is going to be shitshow for the ages.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:10
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Meth Aesthetic posted:As usual, the best work is done by someone not competing in the show Seriously, that logo looks actually competent.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:16
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"I think the flower is better so let's go ahead with that". While literally everyone else is telling her otherwise.  Their bottle looks like prescription shampoo.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:19
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Nettle Soup posted:Claud looks like he's in real pain in that kings cross shot. You could practically hear his teeth grinding. "Helps to retain the moisture in your hair." Almost as catchy as "Give it to me straight like a pear cider made from 100% pears".
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Oct 15, 2015 21:24
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Lurdallun has no idea what Fifty Shades of Grey is.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:38
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Steve2911 posted:How does he still have any money. You only have to get lucky once. Money begets money.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:44
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onoflalks posted:Salina and Charlene need to have a fight in a pub car park. Motherwell rules. For the record, Motherwell rules is "Rings on, wooden planks allowed."
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Oct 15, 2015 21:46
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Oct 15, 2015 21:59
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Junior G-man posted:Please oh please can you leave the Eurozone so we don't need this anymore. Never. If we have to suffer their incompetence, so do you.
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Oct 15, 2015 22:00
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Rondette posted:Here is a clip of classic Apprentice series 1-3 cock ups. How many candidates can you remember? I forgot all about "I AM! YOUR BOSS!"
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Per posted:In that clip with the blessed Moroccan chickens they call him Sir Alan. Is there any particular reason everybody has switched to Lord Sugar now? Peerage supersedes a knighthood, I think.
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Oct 19, 2015 12:09
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"Any cheese can be a whole piece". Except when the instruction clearly asks for a whole cheese, which anyone who isn't mentally broken would surmise is a wheel of cheese.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:20
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I refuse to believe a gang of half a dozen private schoolboys don't have one French speaker among them.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:22
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"70 euros, do we have a deal?" "Non." "Deal?"
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Oct 21, 2015 21:29
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"I swear there's someone nearby that does fish!" Wide-shot of driving by a harbour.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:31
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"You can tell we're getting desperate". If I was that woman, I would just say "Well, it's 300 now."
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Oct 21, 2015 21:35
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A child's dinghy full of animal poo poo. A more fitting metaphor for the Apprentice you will not find. "The lace is 100 euros a metre." "2 metres?" "200 euros." I love how direct the French people in this are.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:36
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Paper Skeleton 2.0: This Time It's a Boat
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Oct 21, 2015 21:43
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The "Pick poo poo to sell" episodes are always gold, I can't wait.
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Oct 28, 2015 21:31
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onoflalks posted:Rabbit show jumping. Get that on Eurosport. You've not dived far enough on ESPN.
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Oct 28, 2015 22:16
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I honestly think the production staff stop them from taking all the high-margin stuff. Because the easy way to win any of these challenges is "What's the cheapest thing we can buy and reasonably sell on in large amounts". Low price high volume is like, guaranteed money.
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Oct 28, 2015 22:41
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onoflalks posted:3 for 2 Bulk purchasing.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:25
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Look at these titans of industry, failing basic mental arithmetic.
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Nov 11, 2015 22:15
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"Nah, that's how the shelf is supposed to be". Hanging out of the wall.
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Nov 11, 2015 22:17
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Paperhouse posted:I just remembered that Mergim must have a business plan and laughed, he literally doesn't seem capable of anything His business plan has to be a loving circus. It's all he's fit for.
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Triple kill!
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