MisterBibs posted:

Have I got a doozy.

I'm here at the bar, eating a late meal, and the group next to me is drinking a lot and being annoying. One of them is harassing another customer. His friends are telling him to knock it off, regularly, but he's not having any of it. Eventually, he stumbles to the bathroom, where I'm told he projectile vomited all over. His friends put him in their car to sleep it off, apologize for their friends, keep drinking (one drink each, a shot for one of them, and the bartender tells me the most any of them had before I got there was two beers), still being annoying but not "these guys need to be cut off" annoying.

As they are kinda-sorta getting ready to leave, one of their coat falls off the bar, spilling/breaking a Captain Morgan bottle that was inside that nobody knew about. Christ, I can't honestly tell where it was, thats how covert they were hiding it.

Police are called, they spend ten minutes at the front door in a "We're leaving" holding pattern, before actually leaving. One of them tries to walk back to the bar to finish his drink, twice. Police are informed of what the dudes look like and which direction they walked off.

Weatherman posted:

Trig Discipline posted:

Trump's inauguration address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

dumb. posted:

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