Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

All we did was hand out marbles before the graduation ceremony. When you shook the principal's hand during the ceremony, you pressed your marble into his hand. Eventually he had to pause so he could get rid of all these stupid marbles he was holding. SO EDGY.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 00:38

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:19

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

LogisticEarth posted:

Why are we on a police/DUI derail in the Schadenfreude thread when it's Black Friday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnObuusAYlU

fake edit:

That first video is staged as hell.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 02:05

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hooah posted:

Can someone who's afraid of clowns help me understand what about them is scary? I mean sure, if it's a killer clown or specifically made to be scary, sure, but your run-of-the-mill circus clown? I just don't get it.

They disguise their faces and pester children with antics that none of them ever find funny. Myself, I was never afraid of them, but I could never stand being around them and couldn't even look them in the eye. gently caress 'em.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 05:19

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canyoneer posted:

Everyone knows Raiders of the Lost Ark is the Landis family's favorite George Lucas film.

You magnificent sonofabitch

ratbert90 posted:

The worst part was when she suddenly could use the force in ways that only Jedi with years of training could do in about an hour.

You mean the part where she's able to deflect blaster bolts shot from a training orb after a two minute pep talk? Let's be honest here, the amount of training needed to use the force (like way too many other things in these movies) is all over the loving place depending on the requirements of the plot

ElGroucho posted:

Grown ups who have strong opinions about Star Wars is my personal emotional dessert

Geek tears, so delicious

Speaking as an adorer of the original trilogy, reading so much heated discussion of these lovable-but-ultimately-dopey movies turned me back into a virgin. Thanks nerds.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 02:50

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Alaois posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT HOVERBOARDS JESUS CHRIST

Keep it. We have a Pit Bull now :3

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 05:42

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RC and Moon Pie posted:

No way this is going to go wrong, right?

There will even be one for the little kids that's 10 feet off the ground!

This was the art sent to the paper.

Good to see the goon Zipline guys found work

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 04:56

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mind the walrus posted:

I got that much but what? Is it some big game or something? Is it the final play and Villanova just blew it?

They lost to NC State. That's like getting beat by a wheelchair-league team.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 14:04

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Two Feet From Bread posted:

As near as I can tell, state Rep wants to make it harder for his state to arbitrarily rase taxes, his proposal was passed by popular vote, and then then struck down in court by people who really want to arbitrarily rase taxes.

Also, Goons are suppose to hate him because he has a (R) next to his name and doesn't like CA tax code.

Your reading comprehension is the schadenfreude.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 18:27

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Ragequit posted:

I assume your first sight in this world was your parents doing this?

Joke aside, content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4q18m4m4ic

...is it Robert Wyatt's Western World?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 18:56

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PopeCrunch posted:

More like hero smearo.

edit to add: Yeah, parenting just wakes up your latent Jedi powers or some poo poo. I can't even count the number of times when my kid was at that 'yo we ain't got leopards and poo poo in a basic day, so to serve the needs of natural selection i'm gonna attempt to destroy myself with traffic or knives' stage, I'd just instinctively shoot out my arm behind me and catch my kid a nanosecond before he managed to damage himself.

They made a video game based on this concept.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b3ImVxhA34

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 05:49

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

ekuNNN posted:

THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR MEOW

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 05:05

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

This is the best Machine Gun ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FcQvzYgCnM

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 04:27

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Anos posted:

I think this is what would happen if a couple of 10 year olds were told to build a house without supervision.

Apparently he finished it:

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 18:47

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Post Your Favorite (or Request) � Schadenfreude Thread: Building a bridge and filming it in portrait mode

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 01:36

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snergle posted:

sadly I live in richmond county

now I'm caught between schadenfreude and goondolences. As a Fayetteville resident I reassure myself by saying "at least I don't live in Rockingham".

# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 13:53

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RNG posted:

Hey, man, at least Rockingham isn't Ellerbe.

if Ellerbe was good enough for Andre the Giant it's good enough for me :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 03:03

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QUACKTASTIC posted:

no.

this is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88lJSIncLFQ

# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 15:36

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Ryoshi posted:

Nobody out there is actually dumb enough to think that drilling into something is magically going to give it more functionality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbIAOTTpFdA

# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 19:59

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Takes No Damage posted:

Weren't they also the ones who ran that scavenger hunt that had couples go gently caress inside a confessional booth?

That sounds more like Opie and Anthony's "Sex for Sam", where a couple went for the 2-point conversion in Saint Patrick's Cathedral and got busted.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 23:18

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Jaramin posted:

It's no coincidence that Mad Max is set there, Australia is just a very large Thunderdome.

yes yes, Australia is big and dangerous. Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome jokes?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 04:14

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Say Nothing posted:

moments later, she had the idea for the Flux Capacitor

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 02:23

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Paladinus posted:

The schadenfreude is that it takes literally 7 minutes to load it.

56k? NOOOOOOOOOOO

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 21:52

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areyoucontagious posted:

every time it felt completely fake as poo poo

I know this is days old and I'm beaten like crazy, but the real schadenfreude here is that there are people who actually think that loving FM radio has a whiff of originality, especially on hack guy-and-girl morning zoo shows that use the same Prepburger bits as every other guy-and-girl hack morning zoo show. They're the same in every market. Jocktober is the only good thing to ever come of them.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 03:54

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

CLEVELAND, YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

"Buy a house for the price of a VCR" is not an exxageration, by the way. You can find some houses in Detroit for less than the price of a cup of coffee.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:56

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Outrail posted:

'Prank'

Haha I put a dog poo poo in your sandwich! Psych!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL5JtapBDVY

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 14:33

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Man surprised that Mariah Carey's lip-synch trainwreck hasn't been posted like five times by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_De5vO1_Y

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 06:58

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RabbitWizard posted:

As a German, i respectfully disagree. Let me try to explain. A person getting hit in the face with a pie on a TV show is funny. A person getting hit in the face with a pie after they boasted about being the best pie-avoider in the world is Schadenfreude. A random bystander getting hit in the face with a pie by a stranger is neither.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 18:08

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winterwerefox posted:

how did he nazi the second one coming :haw:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Trump''s gonna make all your nightmares come true
Trump's gonna make you hate all Muslims and Jews
Trump's gonna keep himself under the right wing
You better not criticize or you'll go to Sing-Sing
Trump's gonna gently caress everything up for us all
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course taxpayers will pay for the wall

now cue an unironic straight take on "Don't Leave Me Now" with Melania

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 02:30

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

there's a whole subforum because a single thread can't contain it. It's like Buttcoin, but with Derek Smart and tickle fetish videos.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 01:49

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value-brand cereal posted:

This is all you need to know about Star Sitizen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw8lHMCm2Lc

holy poo poo is that what mangosteen does to your hair?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 02:17

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Scruff McGruff posted:

Dude still 100% loves Nixon. Here's him talking about watching the apology speech Nixon gave his staff after Watergate wrapped up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo7KWzOgnf8&t=4482s

"I don't think any president has been more wrongly persecuted than Nixon. Ever. I just, I think he was a saint."

gently caress Ben Stein.

Jesus gently caress that is a man with absolutely no shame. We may not have Dick Nixon to kick around any more, but Stein's an equally deserving target.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 03:11

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im pooping! posted:

that's what you get for playing joke

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 01:02

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CommissarMega posted:

Does anyone have a link to the original Grover thread? I keep on hearing about it, but I've never seen it myself.

oh to experience it for the first time again. Sadly the image links are as dead as the building inspector but live on partially in imgur. Imagine a man going to adjust the thermostat, tripping on his uneven stairs, and flying out the window onto a barbecue grill forever.

Though when it comes to goon projects, Fyre Festival reminds me more of the Hawaiian libertopia that collapsed due to rampant yeast infections

EDIT: lol this is never not funny

# ¿ May 1, 2017 01:53

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RyokoTK posted:

ding ding ding

It's okay to be a metal fan so long as you have the self-awareness to know that metal is really silly and bad, and you shouldn't get worked up over it.

seems as good a place as any to bring back NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qnM14VRu6U

# ¿ May 16, 2017 18:02

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Pingiivi posted:

OK. So you've been bagged and stripped and you're in some death cave. Now you've pooped your key and get your hands free. What now?

Build a suit, in a CAVE, with a box of SCRAPS

# ¿ May 18, 2017 01:51

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Petit Gregory posted:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ROOMMATES_KILLED_SUSPECT?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

A former neo-Nazi - turned - "Muslim extremist" murdered his neo-Nazi roommates and then ratted out his other surviving roommate for possessing explosives and radioactive material. This was all discovered after the murderer held up a smoke shop because "America was bombing his Muslim countries".

The Muslim extremist in question:

I guess the schadenfreude here is that this happened in Florida because of course it did.

why, Mr. Frodo :ohdear:

# ¿ May 23, 2017 13:21

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Powaqoatse posted:

are there cheap boozeskulls? i kinda would like to buy a glass skull just to put on a shelf like a huge fat nerd

skulls are for cool guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdIHK8O5yo

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 18:17

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ultrabindu posted:

What's a Proud Boy?

A douchechill that has been struck by lightning and come to screaming life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpffMXUcAg

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 18:36

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omnibobb posted:

The one thing my dad taught me, that I use every day is "everyone else on the road is an idiot or an rear end in a top hat trying to kill you"

As someone who recently started running his dashcam at all times, I can confirm but would add (in the case of the last gentleman seen here) "or trying to make *you* kill *them*"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXJqj4lJ0o

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 19:02

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:19

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Scarf posted:

So you call a guy a dickhead for (albeit illegally) passing you, while you're the one cruising in the left lane

If by "cruising" you mean "turning left in a couple hundred yards" sure

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 23:23

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