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Rules thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743898  On a foreign, sandy shore, thousands of miles from the powerful citystate of Achaea and its allies, lies a city.It is a city beloved of many of the gods, filled with untold wealth. It’s name... is Troia. And just recently, it became home to the most beautiful woman in the world - Helen, and a thousand ships with a thousand thousand men from Achaea to bring her home to her husband the King of Sparta, Menelaus. The Achaeans have made landfall, and the city of Troia is now under siege. Soldiers like you will play a decisive part in the victories made here, but heed the voice of the gods. For no mere mortal could turn from their fury, just as any true hero will shine with their favour. King Agamemnon - CCKeane rules this thread Current state of the game: Battleground locations: Greek Fleet Beachhead (Trojans kill someone OoC if they win - king chooses which battle combatant makes the choice) Achaean Greek Siege Camp. Defenders ranged row gain +1 Combat Skill. Each surviving attacker gains 2 offerings if victorious Achaean Battle Plain (Neutral) Trojan Wall Battlements Defenders Melee gains +1 Combat Skill, each surviving attacker gains +2 offerings if victorious) Trojan Trojan Palace (Greeks kill someone OoC if they win - king chooses which battle combatant makes the choice) Trojan Isle of Delphi: May only be fought over once. The winner of this battle wins unimaginable treasure, but runs the risk of divine disfavour. (unraided) busb fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Oct 18, 2015 |
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Achaean Thread  This thread is ruled by King Agamemnon - CCKeane 
The fallen heroes:
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Oct 17, 2015 12:20
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Yeeeeah boyeeee! When can we expect our role PMs?
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Oct 17, 2015 12:27
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Hello Poopfaces!
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Oct 17, 2015 12:37
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Chill Caesar Keane, I am at your disposal. Mmm...Chicken Caesar.
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Oct 17, 2015 12:49
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(ooc: I'm going to go ahead with my proposed PR if I can and also I want to mention right now that we have a great cast of posters here and we objectively make up the better thread now that merk is here, hf all =D )
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Oct 17, 2015 12:50
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time to finally actually read the OP of the main thread
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Oct 17, 2015 12:53
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This thread now should all have its Role PMs. PM me questions if you have them.
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Oct 17, 2015 12:53
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All hail Keane!
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Oct 17, 2015 12:54
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Hi
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Oct 17, 2015 13:30
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I assume we are saving discussion of fighting stuff until the King gets here.
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Oct 17, 2015 13:36
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In the beginning, there was a hot babe named Helen. She was pretty good and was married to the King's brother, Menelaus. Menelaus was so cool he got to be the king of Sparta at the same time as having the hottest wife. Too bad we was a chump, heh heh. Helen loved accents thanks to the gods sending her a Learn French in 30 days vhs and was whisked away to Troy with its baby Paris. Nelson called on his older brother Aggamemnon to gather an army of bullies to take back his babe. And that's how the Trojan War started.
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Oct 17, 2015 13:47
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And then Gods being Gods got involved and it was a huge mess all around.
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Oct 17, 2015 14:07
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TheNabster posted:I assume we are saving discussion of fighting stuff until the King gets here. Don't sweat it, give broad descriptions of your skills if you want, if you don't that's fine. So to start things up, I have a once per game ability to bestow an item upon a player. This greatly expands their combat ability, but at the cost of changing their alignment to survivor. But hey, funny story, survivor alignment isn't scum alignment. If you are scum alignment and want to play as survivor, post and let me know and we can work something out. (Just vote along side me)
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Oct 17, 2015 14:13
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I'm good at beating people up, my liege.
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Oct 17, 2015 14:15
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I am a melee dude.
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Oct 17, 2015 14:18
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I have some brutal debuffs in hand boss, i'll sit in your back line and mess dudes up.
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Oct 17, 2015 14:19
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Choo choo motherfuckers
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Oct 17, 2015 14:29
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CCKeane posted:Don't sweat it, give broad descriptions of your skills if you want, if you don't that's fine. To be clear here I wouldn't demand that you give up your scummates or anything. I imagine half the chat will be making fun of PMom/making dick jokes so hey.
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Oct 17, 2015 14:47
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Hello Great King Keane! I am here to fight for you!
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Oct 17, 2015 14:54
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CCKeane posted:To be clear here I wouldn't demand that you give up your scummates or anything. I imagine half the chat will be making fun of PMom/making dick jokes so hey. I'm town but I'd prefer to play as a survivor as well
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Oct 17, 2015 14:59
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Opopanax posted:I'm town but I'd prefer to play as a survivor as well I feel you, but town to survivor is a losing move for me, scum to survvior is a winning move.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:03
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CCKeane posted:Don't sweat it, give broad descriptions of your skills if you want, if you don't that's fine. I'm town, but I'm also pretty good at combat, so you might want to consider giving me the item. I'd never think of pulling a heel turn on you.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:07
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Hello friends! I will be pretty unable to participate fully until Monday, but then I will give it my all. Death to PMom!
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Oct 17, 2015 15:08
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CCKeane posted:I feel you, but town to survivor is a losing move for me, scum to survvior is a winning move. I saw this after I posted, but my offer stands if no scum steps forward.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:10
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CCKeane posted:I feel you, but town to survivor is a losing move for me, scum to survvior is a winning move. I wasn't asking permission. No mods no masters! No king or gods!
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Oct 17, 2015 15:17
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Opopanax posted:I wasn't asking permission. No mods no masters! No king or gods! I respect this.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:18
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Hey boss, I am useful in combat, but not a front line fighter at all.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:27
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Oh and as far as the game stuff goes, I've got some decent debuffs, and am probably better in combat than out
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Oct 17, 2015 15:34
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Also, although I can be used in either line and have some nice attack skills, for the moment I must insist that I fight only to defend our Greek positions. I will, of course, let you know if this changes.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:41
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I'm probably not the greatest at combat, but I'll go if I have to.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:45
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Hi hello this is the thread where we make dick jokes, yes? Also you can put me in battle if necessary but I am much more of a party dude and don't foresee it going awesomely.
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Oct 17, 2015 15:57
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FoxTerrier posted:Hi hello this is the thread where we make dick jokes, yes? If you look down you'll clearly see this is the thread for joke dicks.
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Oct 17, 2015 16:14
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CCKeane posted:If you look down you'll clearly see this is the thread for joke dicks. Yeah I don't have any witty retort for that. Owned on page 1, drat!
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Oct 17, 2015 16:22
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all hail king of the losers (aka pmom)
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Oct 17, 2015 16:28
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Let me also start by telling a story about when PMom and I met. PMom came to NYC, and he kept talking about the problem of people sleeping in the streets. He went in and on about it, and he kept saying, "You know, you just don't think it'll happen to you, but I see all these people on the street and they're just like me and it's very upsetting." I agreed with him and we moved on, and then he turns to me with tears in his eyes, points to a big pile of dog poo poo on the sidewalk, and says, "That could be me!"
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Oct 17, 2015 16:29
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Oh cool game's started. It's my birthday celebrations tonight so I'll check this out tomorrow. Have fun, y'all!
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Oct 17, 2015 16:33
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hey! keane! I propose we all post what our scumtells are. it worked pretty well when I was king of a thread. do you approve??! anyone who lies about their scumtells is scum obviously!
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Oct 17, 2015 16:35
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Also just to clarify I am on vacation from tomorrow until next saturday, I'll have my ipad and some internet access but don't expect my usual giant post count.
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Oct 17, 2015 16:38
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EccoRaven posted:hey! keane! I propose we all post what our scumtells are. it worked pretty well when I was king of a thread. do you approve??! Nobody needs my permission to do anything, I'm a jolly anarchist king.
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