The Vengeful Achaen Thread - Trojan War [Soldiers Mafia]

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CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hello Poopfaces!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 13:37

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 02:38

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TheNabster posted:

I assume we are saving discussion of fighting stuff until the King gets here.

Don't sweat it, give broad descriptions of your skills if you want, if you don't that's fine.

So to start things up, I have a once per game ability to bestow an item upon a player. This greatly expands their combat ability, but at the cost of changing their alignment to survivor.

But hey, funny story, survivor alignment isn't scum alignment.

If you are scum alignment and want to play as survivor, post and let me know and we can work something out. (Just vote along side me)

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 15:13

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CCKeane posted:

Don't sweat it, give broad descriptions of your skills if you want, if you don't that's fine.

So to start things up, I have a once per game ability to bestow an item upon a player. This greatly expands their combat ability, but at the cost of changing their alignment to survivor.

But hey, funny story, survivor alignment isn't scum alignment.

If you are scum alignment and want to play as survivor, post and let me know and we can work something out. (Just vote along side me)

To be clear here I wouldn't demand that you give up your scummates or anything. I imagine half the chat will be making fun of PMom/making dick jokes so hey.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 15:47

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Opopanax posted:

I'm town but I'd prefer to play as a survivor as well

I feel you, but town to survivor is a losing move for me, scum to survvior is a winning move.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 16:03

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Opopanax posted:

I wasn't asking permission. No mods no masters! No king or gods!

I respect this.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 16:18

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

FoxTerrier posted:

Hi hello this is the thread where we make dick jokes, yes?

Also you can put me in battle if necessary but I am much more of a party dude and don't foresee it going awesomely.

If you look down you'll clearly see this is the thread for joke dicks.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 17:14

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Let me also start by telling a story about when PMom and I met. PMom came to NYC, and he kept talking about the problem of people sleeping in the streets. He went in and on about it, and he kept saying, "You know, you just don't think it'll happen to you, but I see all these people on the street and they're just like me and it's very upsetting." I agreed with him and we moved on, and then he turns to me with tears in his eyes, points to a big pile of dog poo poo on the sidewalk, and says, "That could be me!"

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 17:29

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

hey! keane! I propose we all post what our scumtells are. it worked pretty well when I was king of a thread. do you approve??!

anyone who lies about their scumtells is scum obviously!

Nobody needs my permission to do anything, I'm a jolly anarchist king.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 17:42

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Again, I want my offer out there: If a scum wants to change alignment and hang in the thread I am giving them an opportunity to do so.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 18:27

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

You can know I'm not scum because I would take this offer in a heartbeat.

Yeah, I'm mostly making the offer for people who wanted in the whacky thread.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 18:36

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

merk posted:

My scum tell is a scum read someone convinces themselves of before they start reading my posts.

Scummy post IMO.

Also I am glad that we will finally have a game together where you don't call me scum.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 18:48

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

merk posted:

I wasn't thinking of you at all when I wrote it. It applies to many people.

Each time I am lynched as scum I go back and try to figure out why. I'll then make an effort in the next game to not do whatever it is that I thought got me lynched regardless of my alignment. Things I've taken out of my game include random distancing posts on scum buddies, voting with too short of justifications (unless I am baiting as town to try to spark content), quickly thought of joke comments, and other stuff. I don't know if I have a scum tell that prevails game after game. If I identified that tell, I'd try to remove it. If you know something, I'd love to hear it.

I've noticed you back down quietly and quickly when you are scum and if nobody bites on one of your baiting posts.

Regardless, I rarely support a Merk vote since Merk is better town than scum.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 19:11

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Lol at our content compared to PMom's.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 19:56

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ahahaha ecco is great.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 23:05

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Also because this is the whacky thread I will reveal winvirus' big secret: Mr. Capps is his alt.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 23:06

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

busb posted:

The Trojan king has foolishly decided that Day 1 will be Double Plurality

The two people with the most votes will be hanged to death at deadline.

PMom more like PDumb.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 01:42

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CCKeane posted:

PMom more like PDumb.

It's a visual pun.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 01:42

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

The nature of this means that we need two viable candidates.

Everybody please propose two candidates whenever you propose one, thanks.

-Confirmed Scum Keane

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 02:24

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm not feeling ecco.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 02:45

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CCKeane posted:

I'm not feeling ecco.

To be VERY explict, this doesn't mean I am right or that people should stop casing ecco, this means I'm not feeling it.

I am much better as scum than as town so being town IS FRIGHTENING AND CONFUSING.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 02:46

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

merk posted:

I suggest that you never give your opinion about alignment unless a day is nearing over and you dramatically disagree with the direction the thread is going or you have role-based information that is pertinent. We don't learn much about alignment of people making cases when the confirmed town tells us what to do.

Fair.

I'll just make fun of Pmom more.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 04:03

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

PMom I think we should play chess across threads.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 04:39

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Pinterest Mom posted:

nah

pbem go?

How about a game more your speed, like candyland or dangle the keys in front of your face.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 05:19

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I cracked the code.

"Always sip the yoohoo in your possession."

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 05:27

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TheNabster posted:

As far as I understand, the two people with the highest votes both get hung. So bad times all around, especially for Ecco right now. And King if no one else votes.

I'll be fine, don't worry your widdle head.

Also my title is Comrade, we're a communism now.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 14:31

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

What do you call when PMom enters the building?

You call animal control so they may come with nets and darts.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 15:49

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I gotta choose my team.

Anybody have ideas? I'd like to hear from Diqnol in particular.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 17:11

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

Fair Keangamemnon, whose round countenance resembles the sun, as does your cheery disposition, may you be blessed with wisdom and do NOT send me into battle, for I am only marginally more useful to you than a trout.

Who should go?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 17:20

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TMMadman posted:

Is the fight for Greek positions or are you attacking Trojan holdings?

I know you have opinions on locale, but I'm going to play that close to my chest atm, so please give both.

Additionally, everyone, if you are giving your ideas for the combat team, please talk about people other than yourself as well. I think HOT TAKES would do us well.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 17:31

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Additionally: Please don't hammer before nearing deadline.

Obfuscating team selection options, even slightly, benefits us as it reduces the information that PMom has when he makes a decision, though the likely decision he will make is picking his nose and eating it.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 17:32

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Also let's assume I'd prefer a all townie team ATM.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 17:36

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TheNabster posted:

Could have sworn there are more people in this thread then Ecco and people pointing fingers at Ecco, where's everyone else at?

This is true.

You know what else is true? It is true that PMom is a garbage golem, hewn together by the smelliest of magics.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 18:23

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Let me fight. If I die, I die, but I must do what I love

But Diqnol, the middle of battle is no time to masturbate into a pile of doll hair clippings.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 19:06

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Verr posted:

here's what people have said about fighting:

TMMadman: "no issue fighting" "good addition" wants to fight in defensive emplacement "pretty good at combat"
Mithross: "raged debuff" "decent at combat"
King Burgandy: "Useful outside of combat" "ranged" if we have to send him in
CCKeane: "can give item to turn scum into survivor"
"Guissuipadsiuop puidfdsaf: your name sucks "good at beating people up"
Merk: "melee dude"
the Nabster: "brutal debuffs" asked to be backline
Capitalist Pig: "useful at combat, but not frontline fighter"
Opoponax: "decent debuffs" "probably better in combat that out"
Asiina: "not greatest at combat" "i'll go if I have to"
Fox Terrier: "party dude"

and I'm a backline buffer guy.

alright, so I figure excepting one or two scum who have in-combat abilities, most of them will want to stay out of the battle. so folks are putting up a token effort but are avoiding fights. if this reads then King Burgandy and Asiina are my two picks.

i'll ##vote Asiina for now to help avoid "hammering" or whatever. lemme know if i missed anyone's combat chat.

everyone else who hasn't talked about your abilities, SPEAK UP

No need to speak up if staying quiet is your tactical choice.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 19:15

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm sending ecco into battle so don't vote ecco.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 16:17

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Wth keane :/

In my defense, I was very drunk.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 16:22

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

if you do put me in battle, keane, front line is better than back.

The deed is done! Where you are you are.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 16:34

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Keane how can you protect Ecco when Ecco is advocating hanging either merk or I today?? You don't really think Ecco is town with those two targets as her d1 choices with, of course, those two people having also voted for her, do you?

Yeah, I think you're right.

Lemme see if I can change up my orders.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 19:15

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Alright I can change it up, who's good to go I'm asking again because I am very lazy.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 19:16

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 02:38

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I need a ranged fighter.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 19:29

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