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busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Rules thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3743898




On a foreign, sandy shore, thousands of miles from the powerful citystate of Achaea and its allies, lies a city.It is a city beloved of many of the gods, filled with untold wealth. Itís name... is Troia. And just recently, it became home to the most beautiful woman in the world - Helen, and a thousand ships with a thousand thousand men from Achaea to bring her home to her husband the King of Sparta, Menelaus.

The Achaeans have made landfall, and the city of Troia is now under siege. Soldiers like you will play a decisive part in the victories made here, but heed the voice of the gods. For no mere mortal could turn from their fury, just as any true hero will shine with their favour.


King Priam - Pinterest Mom rules this thread

Current state of the game:
Battleground locations:
Greek Fleet Beachhead (Trojans kill someone OoC if they win - king chooses which battle combatant makes the choice) Achaean
Greek Siege Camp. Defenders ranged row gain +1 Combat Skill. Each surviving attacker gains 2 offerings if victorious Achaean
Battle Plain (Neutral)
Trojan Wall Battlements Defenders Melee gains +1 Combat Skill, each surviving attacker gains +2 offerings if victorious) Trojan
Trojan Palace (Greeks kill someone OoC if they win - king chooses which battle combatant makes the choice) Trojan

Isle of Delphi: May only be fought over once. The winner of this battle wins unimaginable treasure, but runs the risk of divine disfavour. (unraided)

busb fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Oct 18, 2015

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busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

This thread is ruled by King Priam - Pinterest MomVenom Soag .

  1. 100YrsofAttitude
  2. Bifauxnen
  3. imgay
  4. Kashuno
  5. Magnus Gallant
  6. Power of Pecota
  7. The Ninth Layer
  8. tithin
  9. Tremendous Taste

The martyred warriors:
  1. Birdstrike Pandaros, Trojan (town) aligned Trojan Hero was court-martialed Day1
  2. Section 31 Polydamas, Trojan (town) aligned Trojan Tactician was court-martialed Day1
  3. Lumpen, Imbrius, Trojan (town) aligned Defender of Troy was cut down in battle Night1
  4. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS Euphemus, Trojan (town) aligned Leader of the Thracian Spearmen was murdered in his sleep Night1
  5. Sodomeow, Sarpedon, Trojan (town) aligned Son of Zeus has been executed Day 2!
  6. Amoeba102, Asteropaios, Trojan (town) aligned Legendary Archer, committed suicide Night 2
  7. Puntification, Hector, Trojan (town) aligned Prince of Troy and Trojan General has been assassinated Night 2.

Pinterest Mom abdicated the Kingship and abandoned the thread in shame Night 2!
Venom Soag has taken over the Kingly Duties!

busb fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Oct 25, 2015

Venom Soag
Oct 1, 2015

Tactical Sexpionage Tourism


##vote tithauxnen

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

Wooo it's happening!

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

This thread now all has their Role PMs, send me questions via PM if you have them

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Hello thread

##vote imgay

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

It's finally time to bring civilisation to our enemies and leave the Spartan way of life to die on a Mountain like some unwanted baby, also boff some tart or whatever this conflict was about.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

Also confirming I'm vt

Sodomeow
Sep 26, 2015


KILL CCKEANE


Puntification posted:

Also confirming I'm vt

Is this a joke post?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

Sodomeow posted:

KILL CCKEANE


Is this a joke post?

Seemed the most appropriate way to confirm in pmom's thread.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013





Confirming that this'll be fun.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013





Also wow somewhat confusing. I'm sure play is a lot more intuitive than it seems.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


*bows*

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



Puntification posted:

Seemed the most appropriate way to confirm in pmom's thread.

It's very important that people claim vt.

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Confirmin' Totally Trojan, amigos!

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

M'lord Pmom, I must depart on Oct. 24th for 3 weeks. I wish to die in glorious battle before I leave. My role is very well suited to being repeatedly thrown into the fray. I will overcome many enemies before I fall. I will also have identified and Listed all the Scum among us by then.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


Oh thank God, I woke up and thought I saw 97 posts, but it was the other thread. Good morning, un-fun thread!

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

I guess we should all post more.

Who's the scum?

The Ninth Layer
Jun 19, 2007



Confirmed. I'm a Trojan in real life too (Fight On!!).

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

I am a Trojan as well. I pray for our glorious success in battle with the spartans

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


Hey folks let's send these effete boy-lovers back home to Hades

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


Birdstrike posted:

Hey folks let's send these effete boy-lovers back home to Hades

Problematic

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

##vote Birdstrike

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


Kashuno posted:

##vote Birdstrike

Bifauxnen posted:

Problematic

I agree w/ Bif

Venom Soag
Oct 1, 2015

Tactical Sexpionage Tourism


Kashuno posted:

##vote Birdstrike

bad vote imo

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Venom Soag posted:

bad vote imo

probably I make a lot of those

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Betrayer, can you tell us a Scum to vote today? If you tell us who to lynch and they flip Scum, truly we know that you can be relied upon.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


Hi everyone

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Are you going to be more valuable than merk in this game? Because you made merk go away. With what you did. Brave, strong, noble merk. It must have been really bad.

Now he's over there votin' out one of our hapless, obvious spies.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


He might be blinded by tears of rage

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


Good King PMom,

Stick me up the front in battle, and if any Greek insults your honour, I shall make them regret it.

fake edit: PMom sounds kind of like Priam that's pretty cool

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1

Birdstrike (1): Kashuno
imgay (0): Kashuno, Kashuno

Not Voting (17): 100YrsofAttitude, Amoeba102, Bifauxnen, Birdstrike, imgay, Lumpen, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, Pinterest Mom, Power of Pecota, Puntification, Section 31, Sodomeow, The Ninth Layer, tithin, Tremendous Taste, Venom Soag, wins32767

With 18 alive, it's 10 votes to lynch. The current deadline is October 19th, 2015 at 9 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 2 hours.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013





Birdstrike posted:

Good King PMom,

Stick me up the front in battle, and if any Greek insults your honour, I shall make them regret it.

fake edit: PMom sounds kind of like Priam that's pretty cool

Huh it does.

Being very bad at all this small-talk and since I'm not particularly funny I'm going to sit out during the joke-phase and wait for things to get rolling if that's all right.

Venom Soag
Oct 1, 2015

Tactical Sexpionage Tourism


recommending pmom take me into battle

this is soldier mafia and im the legendary soldier; big balls

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

I don't do the whole battle thing

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Huh it does.

Being very bad at all this small-talk and since I'm not particularly funny I'm going to sit out during the joke-phase and wait for things to get rolling if that's all right.
##vote 100YrsofAttitude
You made a self-conscious Scumpost excusing yourself from contributing.

Jokephase is over now. Things are rolling.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013





Lumpen posted:

##vote 100YrsofAttitude
You made a self-conscious Scumpost excusing yourself from contributing.

Jokephase is over now. Things are rolling.

If you say so. Feels good to finally be voted for purposefully taken action. It's incredibly frustrating to try to participate in joke-phase, come out all awkwardly, and then get a dog-pile going on you. At least now it's deserved.

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


Lumpen posted:

##vote 100YrsofAttitude
You made a self-conscious Scumpost excusing yourself from contributing.

Jokephase is over now. Things are rolling.

Why do you hate fun?

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013





You could otherwise blame me. I shouldn't have triggered him.

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The Ninth Layer
Jun 19, 2007



I just checked my watch and it says Jokephase O'Clock.

##vote The Betrayer

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