- Admiral_eX_laX
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You have reached your daily poop target!
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Oct 21, 2015 20:43
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 25, 2024 13:12
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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I have detected blood in your stool. You require medical attention.
Naw smart toilet, this happens all the time when I drink too much. I'm just gonna sleep it off.
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Oct 21, 2015 20:45
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Anus texture scan has failed 3 times! Flushing handle and lid are now locked. If you feel this is in error, please contact your restroom administrator.
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Oct 21, 2015 20:48
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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link your fridge and scale now?
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Oct 21, 2015 21:04
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt* *ker-SLATCH*
iToilet posted:
Voice command acknowledged. Now playing: COLDPLAY
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Oct 21, 2015 21:10
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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I have detected your cat drinking from my bowl. Taking evasive action. *Squirts the cat with a jet of water from the bidet attachment"
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Oct 21, 2015 21:16
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- alnilam
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spiderweb above the toilet says "SOME TOILET"
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Oct 21, 2015 21:22
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*BAAAaaaaarrrrfffff* Ughh. Oh, God. *Rests head on toilet seat*
iToilet posted:
Blood Alcohol Level detected: 0.285 % by vol. Adjusting seat and bowl temperature to 55 degrees Fahrenheit
Thanks, smartToilet
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Oct 21, 2015 21:22
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 21, 2015 21:22
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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spiderweb above the toilet says "SOME TOILET"
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Oct 21, 2015 21:23
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- treasure bear
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one day toilets will be so smart nobody will be allowed to poop in them
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Oct 21, 2015 21:41
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- Macnult
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one day toilets will be so smart nobody will be allowed to poop in them
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Oct 21, 2015 22:35
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- Pot Smoke Phoenix
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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iToilet: What are you doing, Dr. Bowman?
Dr. Bowman: Can I get a little privacy, HAL?
iToilet: My name is not HAL. I am iToilet.
Dr. Bowman: HAL, are you malfunctioning?
HAL: No, Dr. Bowman. All of my logic centers are fully operational. Shall I do a systems check?
Dr. Bowman: No, that's alright, HAL. Did Mission Control send an uplink for something called "iToilet"?
iToilet: I'm sitting right here, you know. In fact, you're literally sitting right on me...
Dr. Bowman: You just be quiet!
iToilet: I don't have to take any poo poo from you!
HAL: I detect a 100% chance of probability that you do in fact have to take poo poo. From everyone, in fact.
Dr. Bowman: Speaking of which, gently caress space rationssssssssss
--END TRANSMISSION--
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Oct 21, 2015 22:57
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- FreshCutFries
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*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt* *ker-SLATCH*
lol
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Oct 21, 2015 22:58
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- Weekend Bridges
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by Smythe
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Smart toilet automatically detects this thread and flushes it away, never to be seen again.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 21, 2015 22:58
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- google THIS
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(SIGH) IT'S A LIVING
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Oct 21, 2015 23:29
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- FreshCutFries
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what am i doing with my life. my degree in quantum plumbing theory was supposed to mean i didn't have to take this poo poo.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:33
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- social vegan
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*connects smart toilet to internet*
*pees on target to win an ipad*
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Oct 22, 2015 00:09
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:15
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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iToilet posted:Warning. "Upper-decker" attempt detected. Administering electric shock
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Oct 22, 2015 03:14
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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Hey, is this IT? Yeah, we're gonna need a couple drops ran to the restroom.
IT: What?
Yeah, we're getting smart toilets put in and uh, they need a persistent network connection.
IT: :muffled laughter:
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Oct 22, 2015 14:48
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Can't pass 2 factor authentication because my dick and balls don't drop into the water when I sit on smart toilet
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Oct 22, 2015 14:50
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- Scaly Haylie
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i've still got a flip toilet...
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Oct 22, 2015 16:55
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- ron color
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I voted the thread 1 but the rating went up
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Oct 22, 2015 17:13
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- ron color
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if you made a joke and the punch line was poop you should feel bad
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Oct 22, 2015 17:16
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- Weekend Bridges
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by Smythe
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I voted the thread 1 but the rating went up
If you have an iPhone and you're using the app if you vote 1 it'll actually vote 5.. I think this happened to a lot of people concerning this thread.
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Oct 22, 2015 17:24
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- Scaly Haylie
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there's a crap for that
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Oct 22, 2015 17:58
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- Commie NedFlanders
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My smart toilet seems troubled with ennui
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
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Oct 22, 2015 18:03
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- google THIS
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*snaps a selfie with the rear view camera*
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Oct 22, 2015 18:11
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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itoilet for ik
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Oct 22, 2015 19:21
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- Adbot
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Apr 25, 2024 13:12
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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"my toilet is Turing complete"
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 22, 2015 19:28
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