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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


It's rated R for some reason. I'll buy a ticket if I get to see Steve Jobs gently caress.

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Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
No but he does spend an hour jerking off to pictures of himself I imagine

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
This guy fucks, am I right?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is there tits in it? :mrgw:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
him and Woz blow each other in a 69

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Stefan Prodan posted:

No but he does spend an hour jerking off to pictures of himself I imagine

Seems low.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
All I know about steve jobs is he hated his kid.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

He gets an over the trouser hand job

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Hooded Reptile posted:

All I know about steve jobs is he hated his kid.

ya so did lennon

a lot of icons that liberals follow hate their kids for some reason

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
If I was a rich douchebag and hated my kids, i'd give you permission to kill me, or worse.

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


Hooded Reptile posted:

If I was a rich douchebag and hated my kids, i'd give you permission to kill me, or worse.

Die from a treatable condition because I love fruit too much?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
every scene is a hipster horde doing bukkake on steve

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Didn't he stick fruit up his butt to cure his cancer? Is that the reason?

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Rickycat posted:

ya so did lennon

a lot of icons that liberals follow hate their kids for some reason

I thought that Lennon loved Julian but didn't give a poo poo about Sean

or maybe I have that backwards

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



pretty sure in the stephen hawking movie he bounces to space using a pulley system and puts his dick in the moon and that was pg-13 I guess what i'm trying to say is anything possible follow your dreams op

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Stefan Prodan posted:

I thought that Lennon loved Julian but didn't give a poo poo about Sean

or maybe I have that backwards

no he ignored Julian, and Paul felt bad about it so he kind of dad-cucked John and was closer with Julian than John was. Paul actually wrote "Hey Jude" to cheer up Julian when his parents were getting divorced (it was originally "hey Jules")

John Lennon was a huge douchebag. tbf tho Julian is kind of lame too

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I hope they make several more Steve Jobs movies to be honest, we haven't had enough of them yet.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

King of Bees posted:

Didn't he stick fruit up his butt to cure his cancer? Is that the reason?

yah he died off of butt cancer

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I hope they make several more Steve Jobs movies to be honest, we haven't had enough of them yet.

I just hope he fucks.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
he drops more than two big-money swears in the movie so R it is

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Fat Lowtax posted:

I just hope he fucks.

He hosed us all for years before he died. hth

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i dont know much about steve jobs, was he into asian guys?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

there's a pretty explicit scene of steve jobs loving the consumer

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
more like steve jogs

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
His last name is Jobs because that is what they call him... you do the math op

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
p. sure fassbender takes out his dick and puts it into every new piece of tech he "invents" yes op if that's what you mean by gently caress then yes

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i smoke rocks

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i think fassbender is handsome and talented but not handsome and talented enough to make me watch a movie about steve jobs.


unless he fucks. then i would watch it.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
despite being probably the most handsome and talented person in the biz right now except maybe idris elba

if your position is that nobody could get you to watch a movie about steve jobs then ok

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

liberals

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Just your wallet

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So when this guy died... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Engelbart... nobody shed a tear.

He gave us the mouse, the joystick, the concept of augmented reality, the term and concept for bootstrapping, and founded the hyperscope project. Most people don't even know his loving name.

Meanwhile Steve Jobs gets two movies because he jumped on pre-existing trends and tried to nanny-company and copyright-bully people until his death while being a dick to everyone. gently caress Steve Jobs.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
please stop whining about how the people who make the most noise get noticed the most, this is a thing everybody knows.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i bet douglas engelbart doesn't give a poo poo for one he is dead and so is steve jobs for another he went to his grave not understanding a goddamn thing that happened to him in life just like the rest of us and he probably thought at least i invented all that dumb poo poo and had a wife and kids maybe who cares.

steve jobs died a bitter gently caress grasping at the last little things he could try to exert control over like criticizing the aesthetics of his life support equipment, i can assure you the dude suffered the greatest punishment and ignominy that life has to offer: utter animal fear in the face of impending death

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
in the made for tv steve jobs movie ted turner made, paul allen had a massive porn mag collection

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

nomadologique posted:


if your position is that nobody could get you to watch a movie about steve jobs then ok

my position is "i wanna see steve jobs gently caress"

ok?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uMEE7eaaUA

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Of course OP that's how he gets cancer and dies

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
cancer of the gently caress, what a way to go

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the real crime is turning sex symbol Michael Fessbender into Steve Jobs for the movie.

It's like the Charlize Thereon movie in which she played a ugly serial killer.

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