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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
there should be a 2 hour movie about steve jobs dying of rear end cancer

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



i thought he died of pancreatic cancer

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Quote-Unquote posted:

i thought he died of pancreatic cancer

no he died of cancer of the rear end in a top hat and taint you idiot

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
the steve jobs movie was already leaked on youtube here's the clip where he meets wozniak for the first time
https://youtu.be/vTZz1xpl2uU?t=15m50s

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Best Steve Jobs is the fake Chinese Steve Jobs. Google that poo poo.

crazy eights
Aug 23, 2015

by Lowtax

nomadologique posted:

.

steve jobs died a bitter gently caress grasping at the last little things he could try to exert control over like criticizing the aesthetics of his life support equipment

Lol is this true?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gaunab posted:

there should be a 2 hour movie about steve jobs dying of rear end cancer

Two hours of moaning in bed while wearing jeans without a belt and a black turtleneck

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

nomadologique posted:

please stop whining about how the people who make the most noise get noticed the most, this is a thing everybody knows.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Steve jobs kinda got what was coming to him because he thought he knew more than modern medical wisdom and science about curing a treatable stage of cancer and instead did some holistic bullshit and died quickly as a result. Some fuckin genius he was

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

thathonkey posted:

Steve jobs kinda got what was coming to him because he thought he knew more than modern medical wisdom and science about curing a treatable stage of cancer and instead did some holistic bullshit and died quickly as a result. Some fuckin genius he was

Well at least the west coast lifestyle and thinking finally made a good contribution to America

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Steve Jobs VI: Apple Harder
Electric Apple the Steve Jobs Story
The Neverending Mac
Cancer Jobs: The Final Bite
Steve Jobs VII: Son of Wozniak

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Oct 22, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Steve Jobs learned that apple couldn't cure cancer.

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

Does his coffin get dug up every 6 months and replaced with the newest model?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

crazy eights posted:

Lol is this true?

Yes

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
If I ever met a fruitaterian or whatever in real life. I'd call em a cocksucker and sucker punch them.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

Steve jobs kinda got what was coming to him because he thought he knew more than modern medical wisdom and science about curing a treatable stage of cancer and instead did some holistic bullshit and died quickly as a result. Some fuckin genius he was

Steve Jobs Episode IV: A New Dope.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the whole steve jobs dying of preventable cancer pretty much proves he was a loving idiot and truly was just standing on the shoulders of giants as woz or whoever put it and ended up getting all the credit because he was a boisterous, extroverted, charismatic leader (and equal parts dickhead) of the companies that produced these great and wondrous things.

but a genius? nah

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Return of the Jobs
The Steve Strikes Back
A New Apple

Revenge of the Woz

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

Return of the Jobs
The Steve Strikes Back
A New Apple

Revenge of the Woz

The Fan on MacBook
Attack of the iPhones

The Force Touch Awakens

yoyodyne fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Oct 23, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Here's the scene where Steve Jobs gets bullied by Bill Gates
https://youtu.be/vTZz1xpl2uU?t=17m50s

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


This movie is so inaccurate, jobs never had that big of a crank.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Moon Atari posted:

One day these movies will probably be considered religious texts.

how long until someone puts a steve jobs cult in a post apocalyptic movie/game

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Apparently there's a new Steve Jobs movie? Surely he fucks in this one.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Steve jobs actually never hosed, having balls full of cum fueled his creativity.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Steve Blowjobs


Gaunab posted:

there should be a 2 hour movie about steve jobs dying of rear end cancer

Quote-Unquote posted:

i thought he died of pancreatic cancer

who gives a poo poo that nigga now one with the Great Spirit or whatev

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Fat Lowtax posted:

Apparently there's a new Steve Jobs movie?

What is it called?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


circ dick soleil posted:

Here's the scene where Steve Jobs gets bullied by Bill Gates
https://youtu.be/vTZz1xpl2uU?t=17m50s

i've been watching this for like 30 minutes and it's legit better than the jobs movie

hahahhha this rules

Mr. Meagles fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 4, 2016

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Ork of Fiction posted:

What is it called?

Steve HAND Jobs

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Ork of Fiction posted:

What is it called?

It's called Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine.

...He fucks the machine, right?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


So the general consensus is that steve jobs was a scumbag and the world is better off without him, right?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Congratulations to the Best Picture winner, the Steve Jobs movie.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I want to suck that movie's dick!

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