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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
but how can I benefit and make a sweet dime

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
c++ is the holy grail of coding



asembler is prehaps making the water that goes in the holy grail

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
javascript is harrison ford drinking from the holy grail

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
and python is when harrison ford saves george cloony at the end of the movie by pouring assembler on his chest

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


objectuive c klmaio

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
why dont you "c" your way out

k-zed
Dec 1, 2008

Fallen Rib
c++ is a really (really) bad programming language

unfortunately everything else is either even worse or not practical

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
c++ is the democracy of the coding world

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

bitfuckery

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

the best part of c++ is that c++ == c

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah but with objects you dick. its c with objects. mother fuckin objects

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
LOL if you only use c++ as c with objects

actually, LOL if you use c++

[ObjectiveC supremacy]

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

i unironically use pointers to structs as objects in c. worksforme :shrug:

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

the one addition to C that c++ made that wasn't hot garbage was strings

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i've been doing most of my work lately in verilog

it's kind of a nightmarish hellscape, and that's before you actually write to a chip

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ive never coded anything. I have nerds to do that for me

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Ludwig van Halen posted:

the one addition to C that c++ made that wasn't hot garbage was strings

tbh i really like traits via templates. c++11 really went balls out with them and let you add all sorts of built in functionality by just defining some traits and then letting the preprocessor go balls out.

its nice not having to implement an interface or modify your objects to add that behavior.

well thast my 2 cents :tipshat:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
learn c first, don't start with c++

c++ is utterly hosed up but you can cherry-pick a few good parts

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
learn c++ first but start with the part that's a superset of c

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."



Ludwig van Halen posted:

i unironically use pointers to structs as objects in c. worksforme :shrug:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

everything is just bytes in memory maaaaaaann :420:

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

pee++

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
see pee pee

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Sweevo posted:

everything is just bytes in memory maaaaaaann :420:

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Sweevo posted:

everything is just bytes in memory maaaaaaann :420:

your code doesn't get executed it just tells teh compiler how to build a program whoooooaa

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Symbolic Butt posted:

learn c first, don't start with c++

c++ is utterly hosed up but you can cherry-pick a few good parts

i made an arduino code but ive never objected it


objects own. they are "the best"

plus c++ is like riding on the metal man. its like having a metal rod penetrating the wall of your colon

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
c++ is flaming garbage

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
explain

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I got a c++ on a shoe box diorama

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Microsoft Visual C++ 5.0 is so much more convenient than their Borland C++ competitors!

Faith For Two
Aug 27, 2015
My favorite part of trying to learn C++ is that it cured me of my desire to program as a career.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't get whys suck about c++ or is it the whole reality of tryif to build a whole program with it

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
I've built a whole program with C++, AMA

k-zed
Dec 1, 2008

Fallen Rib
c++ is fine to use as long as you hate it.

if you like it, you have a problem (and you likely don't know it well enough)

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I think I used Visual C++ to make my aol Hacker Toolz or maybe that was Visual Basic. in any case it was totally sweet and I punted mad fools and lagged many a chat room

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Sep 6, 2006

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k-zed posted:

if you like it, you have a problem (and you likely don't know it well enough)

or maybe you have a serious angle bracket fetish

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

echinopsis posted:

I don't get whys suck about c++ or is it the whole reality of tryif to build a whole program with it

there's a good language in there somewhere, but it's buried under 30 years of weird mis-features and dodgy syntax. having to remain backwards compatible with c (except all the places where it isn't) has held it back, and now you're not allowed to fix any of these issues because woe betide you if it breaks some lovely code from 1986.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

k-zed posted:

c++ is fine to use as long as you hate it.

if you like it, you have a problem (and you likely don't know it well enough)

I like it a lot and I know it a lot too!

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
I thought C++11 made it perfect but then C++14 made it somehow even better, and the upcoming C++17 is impossibly even better than C++14

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Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

hackbunny posted:

I've built a whole program with C++, AMA

who do you think of while you touch yourself?

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