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The last thread is, sadly, dead. The premise is too good to let go. Obligatory repost of mine (because it still makes me giggle):  And a fresh new (sloppy) edit for a new thread:  Keep it going, you fuckers.
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Eh, might as well toss this here.
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Dec 23, 2015 08:06
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 Can't believe I made this nearly two years ago. WickedHate fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Dec 25, 2015 |
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Dec 25, 2015 06:46
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WickedHate posted:
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Dec 25, 2015 18:59
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That Ignorant Sap posted:The last thread is, sadly, dead. The premise is too good to let go. What is going on in that panel with the kid?
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Mar 17, 2016 00:34
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That's Franklin, Reed's son. In the original he's telling him a bedtime story, in the edit he's telling him the beginning to a dirty limerick.
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Mar 17, 2016 03:23
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team overhead smash posted:That's Franklin, Reed's son. In the original he's telling him a bedtime story, in the edit he's telling him the beginning to a dirty limerick. There was an old man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket Inside was no room For the head of Doom So he loudly exclaimed "Riiiiiiiiichards!"
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Mar 18, 2016 12:37
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Found original in Touching Panels thread
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Apr 2, 2016 14:43
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Hey Gavok, you can have this shirt made now 
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Apr 13, 2016 15:16
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"No, Barry. It wasn't your fault. You didn't do this. It was someone else. A god who's even more inept at time travel."
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May 26, 2016 04:42
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Gavok, this is RUIN the moment, not make it roughly a million times better.
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May 26, 2016 14:16
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Endless Mike posted:Gavok, this is RUIN the moment, not make it roughly a million times better. Someone forgot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat_vs._DC_Universe
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May 26, 2016 14:53
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Was there a comic tie-in? I didn't play the game since I don't really care for MK games, in general, but I've always enjoyed how stupid the lore is.
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May 26, 2016 15:47
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Endless Mike posted:Was there a comic tie-in? I didn't play the game since I don't really care for MK games, in general, but I've always enjoyed how stupid the lore is. http://comicbookdb.com/issue.php?ID=152470 edit:  Read it all here! redbackground fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 26, 2016 |
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May 26, 2016 15:55
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Endless Mike posted:Was there a comic tie-in? I didn't play the game since I don't really care for MK games, in general, but I've always enjoyed how stupid the lore is. This is also how I feel about DC comics in general. I'm not emotionally invested with them, so I can watch ridiculous stuff happen and enjoy it. But you gently caress with Marvel characters, and I care too much. 
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May 26, 2016 16:31
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There's also Scorpion showing up in Injustice, where in his ending he takes down Trigon and steals his army. Endless Mike posted:Was there a comic tie-in? I didn't play the game since I don't really care for MK games, in general, but I've always enjoyed how stupid the lore is. The game's story is pretty fun. It's the same kind of cinematic storytelling as the latter MK games and Injustice, only there are two separate versions: one that tells the story from the MK perspective and one that tells it from the DC side. The plot is that in one world, Shao Kahn fails an invasion and as he tries to escape through a portal, Raiden zaps him. At the same time in another universe, Darkseid fails an invasion and as he tries to escape through a boomtube, Superman lasers him. That causes some multiveral craziness and Dark Kahn is formed. He's bent on merging both realities together, then destroying them, which he does to Outworld and Apokalips. People start to vanish, some people start ending up on the wrong world, parts of the two worlds start to share the same space (ie. Themyscira and Shang Tsung's island), energies start to flux (Sub-Zero is capable of beating Superman and Joker's suddenly super strong) and people are randomly infected by an overwhelming need to inflict violence that comes and goes. In each reality, the heroes and villains gradually get together and decide that they're being invaded by a bunch of weirdoes. The two parties meet up in what's left of Outworld/Apokalips and have a big brawl. Superman ends up lashing out at Batman while Raiden does the same to Liu Kang. They collect themselves, both fly to Dark Kahn's stronghold, fight each other, realize they're on the same side, then kill Dark Kahn. Afterwards, the two worlds return to normal, only Kahn and Darkseid end up in the wrong universes while powered down. Darkseid's chained up in the Netherrealm while Kahn's thrown into the Phantom Zone. Then all the arcade mode endings are epilogues that mostly mix the lore. Deathstroke starts his own clan of assassins, Catwoman learns how to do Animalities, Sub-Zero becomes a caped vigilante working in the shadows, Liu Kang is able to wield the abilities of the MK gods by shouting "MORTAL KOMBAT!" and so on.
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May 26, 2016 18:32
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Gavok posted:Then all the arcade mode endings are epilogues that mostly mix the lore. Deathstroke starts his own clan of assassins, Catwoman learns how to do Animalities, Sub-Zero becomes a caped vigilante working in the shadows, Liu Kang is able to wield the abilities of the MK gods by shouting "MORTAL KOMBAT!" and so on. Wait, so Liu Kang became an arcade machine-dropping Captain Marvel? That's genuinely wonderful. Did it show what abilities he got from the gods? I mean, that's 12 gods there, so he must have had powers out the rear end.
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May 27, 2016 02:27
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That panel is just ripe for editing, a thing that I am not very good at. But I'll still spoil an upcoming crossover: (Watchmen #2) Threep fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 27, 2016 |
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May 27, 2016 03:21
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I'm tempted to edit in the word balloon from the last page of Millar's Wanted.
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May 27, 2016 06:51
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The Outhouse is getting in on cap-related moment ruination.
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ManiacClown posted:Wait, so Liu Kang became an arcade machine-dropping Captain Marvel? That's genuinely wonderful. Did it show what abilities he got from the gods? I mean, that's 12 gods there, so he must have had powers out the rear end. MK only has four named god characters and one of them is off the table for basically being the series' Satan. So the ending only namedrops Raiden, Fujin and Argus (who isn't even an Earthrealm god, but whatever). While that already nets him the powers of electricity and wind, Raiden's sort of the antithesis of "Wisdom of Solomon." Anyway, back on topic. 
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May 30, 2016 01:40
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It's so beautiful....
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May 30, 2016 02:34
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Gavok posted:MK only has four named god characters and one of them is off the table for basically being the series' Satan. So the ending only namedrops Raiden, Fujin and Argus (who isn't even an Earthrealm god, but whatever). While that already nets him the powers of electricity and wind, Raiden's sort of the antithesis of "Wisdom of Solomon." Trust Iron Man to be anti-Skub, the complete fucker.
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Gavok posted:While that already nets him the powers of electricity and wind, Raiden's sort of the antithesis of "Wisdom of Solomon." Ain't that the truth! Raiden is basically the god of bad decisions
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May 31, 2016 01:47
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Ensign_Ricky posted:
 If this was the ACTUAL ending to Rebirth I would have calmly closed the comic and proceeded to poo poo my pants in celebration of being alive at the climax of human history.
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May 31, 2016 07:33
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Here's a piece of topical humor that won't age poorly at all!
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Jun 1, 2016 00:09
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Is that a giant spoon/shovel?
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Jun 1, 2016 02:26
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Have another Cap parody:
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ManiacClown posted:Is that a giant spoon/shovel? The coloring really screws with the perspective on the shovel too, and then I can't help but notice that Lex appears to have snapped an ankle in the way he's turned on his heel.... either that or he's wearing his boot backwards.
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smashpro1 posted:Have another Cap parody: Well, obviously Deadpool is the Pyro in this situation. "Do you believe in magic...?"
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Jerusalem posted:The coloring really screws with the perspective on the shovel too, and then I can't help but notice that Lex appears to have snapped an ankle in the way he's turned on his heel.... either that or he's wearing his boot backwards. No, that's just Lex Luthor as played by Torgo.
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ManiacClown posted:Is that a giant spoon/shovel?  Yes, it's a spoon. It's his biggest combat spoon. So he can eat Lex's tasty brain.
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Jun 2, 2016 02:35
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Is that from Salvation Run?
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Jun 2, 2016 02:52
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It's from Action Comics post-Blackest Night. It focuses completely on Lex Luthor as he takes on pretty much every major DC villain.
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Jun 2, 2016 05:39
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Gavok posted:It's from Action Comics post-Blackest Night. It focuses completely on Lex Luthor as he takes on pretty much every major DC villain. Him and his Lois Lane sex bot bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Him and his Lois Land sex bot Greg Land's tracing got so bad he starting using himself as the base for Lois Lane? 
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