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Kuato posted:Almost would root for nothingness, reincarnation or something else. It's like... the perfect system would be a reset of the consciouness and rebirth 
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Hay guys is heaven a real place like can I walk around and build things like minecraft? also I wonder what heaven smells like hmmm I wonder where it's located is it under the sea or maybe behind the moon?
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Oct 23, 2015 18:52
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I often hear about heaven being like a river of life and full of glorious light but what if I can't swim and does God give us sunglasses?
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Oct 23, 2015 18:54
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Hay guys is heaven a real place like can I walk around and build things like minecraft? also I wonder what heaven smells like hmmm I wonder where it's located is it under the sea or maybe behind the moon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdnslnQFeN4
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Oct 23, 2015 19:00
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I often hear about heaven being like a river of life and full of glorious light but what if I can't swim and does God give us sunglasses? I burn easily... I hope God supplies sunscreen, preferablly applied by horny slutty angels
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Oct 23, 2015 19:02
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Literalists are literally dumb as rocks
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Oct 23, 2015 19:05
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Literalists are literally dumb as rocks What kind of rocks?
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Oct 23, 2015 19:06
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Professor Shark posted:What kind of rocks? Ignoraneus Rocks
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Oct 23, 2015 19:06
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if heave is real and i somehow end up there i will be intensely disappointed if i have to work wtf dude work is literally the opposite of heaven
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Oct 23, 2015 19:14
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poopzilla posted:wtf dude work is literally the opposite of heaven i like my job, i'd dig it, but i wouldn't have that job in heaven, so i'm alright with watching the punch bowl and telling people where the punch bowl is and stuff
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Oct 23, 2015 19:19
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well dont worry, it isnt oblivion awaits us all
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Oct 23, 2015 19:20
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Professor Shark posted:i like my job, i'd dig it, but i wouldn't have that job in heaven, so i'm alright with watching the punch bowl and telling people where the punch bowl is and stuff yeah, i guess if my job is racecar driver/blow job judge/opium addict i can get onboard with that
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Oct 23, 2015 19:22
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Zzulu posted:well dont worry, it isnt you're going to be pretty embarassed when you get to heaven and don't know where the punch is
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Oct 23, 2015 19:22
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Professor Shark posted:Do you die and then just sort of wake up and start doing something new? OP I have news for you, you died in you sleep last night, this is the after life.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:23
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Heaven is shitposting in GBS forever
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Oct 23, 2015 19:28
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The Taint Reaper posted:this is the after life. Well, gently caress, I just wasted $250 on a shotgun
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Oct 23, 2015 19:30
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what happens if you die in heaven
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Oct 23, 2015 19:31
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You turn into sperm.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:34
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If I hit my head and go retarded and die, does my pre-retarded self go to heaven or my retarded self? which version gets to live forever in paradise
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Oct 23, 2015 19:35
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Oct 23, 2015 19:36
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If I get into heaven I'll just reenlist, stand by a door somewhere and smile I mean I'd want to feel useful, "just grateful to be here guys!"
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Oct 23, 2015 19:40
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The Taint Reaper posted:OP I have news for you, you died in you sleep last night, this is the after life. *Motions* 
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Oct 23, 2015 19:43
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I hear that if the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven's scenes, they will find the streets are guaaaaaarded by United States Marines, OP. So we know for sure at least Marines will have work in Heaven.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:44
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yes. im going to be a space explorer.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:45
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DO soldiers who have killed in war go to heaven it is a SIN TO KILL
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Oct 23, 2015 19:48
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Zzulu posted:DO soldiers who have killed in war go to heaven They've served their time in Hell.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:48
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Zzulu posted:DO soldiers who have killed in war go to heaven jesus died for their sins. read the bible sometime. its all in there. 
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Oct 23, 2015 19:49
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Like of course there's jobs but nobody gives half a gently caress cuz it's not like you can starve to death. Lotsa lazy dead folk dependent on their "help vouchers" to get by, just shameful.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:54
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Die doing what you love and you'll never work a day in heaven.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:56
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if you love your job you'll never work a day in your life! or afterlife
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Oct 23, 2015 19:56
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whoa gently caress its like ur in my head
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Oct 23, 2015 19:57
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In heaven will I finally get to play Star Citizen?
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